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Trust me. Love me. Shoot me.

Atsumu Miya x female reader

Summary: Atsumu finds himself with a young woman who is more that what she seems.

A/n: I honestly don’t know how to write fight scenes but I tried my best! Please support me by giving my any suggestions on fight scenes cuz I low key suck :O( any who, please dont repost, but feel free to reblog or like!

Y/n= your name

L/n= Your last name

Warning: misgendering, blood, weapons, death, dead bodies. Honestly, if gore is a no-no for you, then DO NOT READ THIS!!!!

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For the next few days, Atsumu drifted in and out of consciousness. Each waking moment was met with someone new in his room. There was the mystery man, Akaashi, who was reading a book, a large dude with bi-coloured hair doing pushups on the ground, a small girl with long blonde hair with dark roots playing on a Nintendo switch, and a rooster head who was sitting in the corner writing something in his notebook. Of course there was L/n. Atsumu was nervous about her. He wasn’t sure if he heard you properly two nights ago, or maybe 3 nights. Astumu wasn’t sure, but he was still cautious. When he wasn’t awake, he would dream of his brother and his comrades and acquaintances. He was not sure how his gang, Inarizaki, could have lost. He was on their side and was in good shape. The lose could not possibly be his fault. He was in great shape and fought extremely well. It had to be their fault. But of course, if they were hurt then he would have to blame himself. For what even he did to end up in L/n Y/n’s home. What ever her plan was, he didn’t understand nor want to know. He just wanted to get out as soon as possible. Because wherever he was, everyone around him was in danger.

This time, he woke up feeling entirely lucid. The room was empty, excluding the pair of crutches resting on the bedside table. He pulled his pant-less self off of the bed and grabbed the crutches. He placed one crutch under each arm and balanced himself on his unharmed foot. He moved to the mirror and observed his damaged body. He was wearing a pair of boxers and bandages covering his thigh. The large bandages that were wrapped around his chest, were now gone, exposing most of his tattoos. His face looking better, the stiches were taken out of his face, leaving a long scar down his face. His swollen lip and black eye had healed tremendously as well. His arms were still covered in bandages, but showed more of his tattoos. His blond hair was still messy, but it looked cleaner and more organized.

Atsumu opened the door and headed down the hallway which lead to the stairs. He hobbled down the hallway and stairs into a sitting room to see the mystery man, rooster head, the bi-coloured hair man, who looked scarily like an owl, the girl, and L/n. The five people were sitting in the dark sitting room, which was illuminated by a few candles, all except the girl with mugs in hand. As he entered the room, all five pairs of eyes, save for the girl, who was very invested in his Nintendo switch, focused on him. He once agin felt like a poop-flinging monkey in his enclosure.

The silence in the room was deafening. The silence was broken by the owl man who got up and ran towards him. He swung and arm around his shoulder and proceeded to carry Atsumu to the couch. Owl dude was a large man. He had exceptionally broad shoulders and biceps as large as his face. He was wearing a black muscle shirt with nike workout shorts. But damn, who knew an owl could be so buff.

As Atsumu was placed down gently on the couch (Atsumu swear he felt like a princess), the rooster head started to talk to him.

“So you are yakuza, right, Atsumu?” Asked the rooster head. “How did a yakuza like you end up in our little Y/n’s care”. Atsumu swore he was being provoked, two could play that game.

“Well it was an ambush, Rooster head-kun.” Atsumu rebutted. The air wasn’t tense, but felt playful. As Rooster head-kun was hyena laughing at his response, Owl-man was fidgeting in his seat and repeatedly taping Akaashi on the shoulder, like at a game show, Akaashi, showed little interest to the Owl and just told him to calm down.

“I still don’t get why you are even here.” Said a n unknown, tenor voice. Atsumu turned around to look at the source. He was staring at the “girl” who was definitely not a girl. He had his long blond hair pulled half back. His hands stuffed in his hoodie pockets, along with his switch. There was not much which was notable about this character. He was about 170cm with brown eyes.

“He is here because he was hurt on the sidewalk, Kenma.” L/n interjects, “so be nice. He will be here until he is better”. That statement seemed really contradictory to what you said the last night about “taking care of it”.

“Wait who are these people L/n?” Atsumu asked, scanning the room.  He noticed the tall fire place in the room, along with the floor-to-ceiling windows which showed a yard. The room was elegant, yet modern. Shit. How much was this place?

“Well this is Bokuto, Akaashi, Kenma, and Kuroo. And please just call me Y/n. Only Akaashi calls me L/n ‘cause he is too formal.” Y/n laughs. The group seem very cozy in the large sitting room. “We are partners and room mates. Kuroo is technically a lawyer, Bokuto is a personal trainer and body builder, Akaashi is an author and editor, and Kenma is, well a lot of things”.

“Well thank ya all the help, but I have’ta go. I don’t wanna stay here.” Atsumu replied. “A don’t think I should stay so bye”.  He said as he attempted to stand up. The owl head, Bokuto, grabbed the crutches before Atsumu could grab them.

“Sorry Tsum-Tsum, we can’t let you go until you are fully healed. Y/n even said so.” Bokuto said, holding one crutch in each hand.

“No! I have to go! Now please give me the damn crutches so I can leave.” He refuted. Atsumu felt a feeling of dread take over his body. The knew that they were coming. He was not sure who, but he felt that they were being watched thought the tall glass windows.

“Miya-san, you need to stay here until you are fully healed. So please don’t fight us.” Akaashi said.  Atsumu knew he had to leave now. There was no way he would let these nice people get hurt, even the cold Akaashi, who really dislikes him.

“I am sorry, but I need to—” Atsumu started, only to be interrupted by the smashing of the tall glass windows and doors being kicked in. Atsumu froze, waiting for the intruders next move. He was virtually defenceless in his current state, but he could at least help the other people escape. The intruders flooded in with revolvers and knives from all angles. There were no escape routes, and he could not see their faces. He turned around to expect 5 frightened faces, but instead he was met with an exited Bokuto, a smirking Kuroo, an ever-stoic Akaashi, a scheming Kenma, and a determined Y/n, still sitting around the coffee table. In a blink of an eye, weapons are pulled from under the coffee table, under couch cushions, and behind pillows. Guns, knifes, tasers, swords and a frying pan were pulled out from obscure places.

As the group behind Atsumu stood up, weapons were in hand as fighting ensued. Bokuto had A large frying pan (why, Atsumu could figure out) and was using it as a shield from in coming knifes, and a weapon for hitting people upside the head. Akaashi and Kenma were gracefully dodging and stabbing people with black knifes (maybe it was an Eckhorn, Atsumu wasn’t sure). Kuroo was tazing the masked men left and right. As for Y/n, she had disappeared somewhere in the span of a few seconds.

As much as Atsumu was enjoying the fighting, he was stuck in the middle, utterly defenceless. Blood was everywhere as bodies hit the floor. One after another. The intruders were killed and left on the ground to be kicked on stepped on. He was so intrigued in the fight around him, that he did not notice the tall man stalking towards him. Right as Atsumu noticed, a gun was placed on his head as he heard threats of death if he called for help or moved. Paralyzed, he froze, his thoughts raced, and his heart was beating one thousand times a minute. Then suddenly Y/n appeared from the shadows and sliced the man with a tomahawk. Blood spattered along her dark cardigan and onto his back. She swung again and again until his body fell to the floor in a bloody mess. The masked men were almost completely all dead. The boys were mostly unscathed, except for a scrap on Kuroo’s forehead, but covered in blood. Atsumu was still in shock over the fighting skills of a doctor, lawyer, writer, body builder and whatever Kenma did.

“Wait what just happened?” he asked in shock.

“Well our safe house was found and we were attacked by masked-” started Bokuto, only to be cut off by Kenma.

“We saved your life and killed some people.” He interjected. The other 5 were stripping off all their bloodied clothes.

“No, who are you really, and how did you act so quickly?” Atsumu clarified.

“Well, Kuroo and Kenma are from the Nekoma Yakuza, and Akaashi and Bokuto are from the Fukorodani Yakuza.” Y/n replies, now stripped down to a simple black sports bra and black cargo pants.

“And I am a freelance assassin.”

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Trust me. Love me. Shoot me.

Atsumu Miya x female reader

Summary: Atsumu finds himself with a young woman who is more that what she seems.

A/n: Well the creativity god have given me ideas and a literal change in perspectives. Please be nice, I take constructive criticism well no i dont. Also, please dont plagiarize or repost!

Warning: mention of dead bodies, blood, selling bodies, fire, burning bodies, gasoline and alcohol, arson, implied violence, Atsumu is now a princess, unedited. As always Also kinda dark so if you dont want to read that please skadaddle

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Well, that was unexpected. Y/n really did not expect an ambush on their safe house. The bodies where bloodied on the ground. Faces contorted in anguish and pain surrounded her. Kuroo and Kenma were calling some people from the Nekoma family to help clean up. Bokuto was moving the bodies, while Akaashi was directing him where to place each. There could have been up to 40 bodies on the ground, coving the ground in crimson blood. The once elegant sitting room had now been destroyed. The tall glass windows were now shattered. The breathtaking fire place was now noting put a pile of rocks. And worst of all, the comfy sectional was now ripped and torn in far too many places. Well looks like this place was going to have to burn.

Since revealing her true job. Miya-san hadn’t spoken a word. His eyes were perpetually following her. L/n would catch his lingering eyes on her as she talked to Kenma, or helped Bokuto lift a body. Was it really that surprising? The five worked the silence, moving bodies, and taking inventory of the weapons. Her tomahawk, Akaashi and Kenma’s knives, Kuroo’s taser and Bokuto’s frying pan (Y/n wasn’t sure where he got it, or why he had it) were lying in a pile, long forgotten. Words were exchange her and there in effort to make the body clean-up easier. The bodies were lying in a straight row, Akaashi had already gone to grab bed sheets to cover the bodies. Flys were moving into the room, flying about and landing on the dead and living bodies in the room. Their constant buzz became a rhythmic tempo as each person worked.

Soon after the bodies were covered, the door opened and entered 2 new people. Their heights difference and silhouettes were dead give aways. The shorter one, Yaku, who reminded Y/n of a chihuahua, paced towards Kuroo, while the taller one, Lev, who’s monster exterior did not reflect on his string-bean personality, gravitated towards  Kenma. Bokuto and Akaashi were discussing something. Y/n was never too sure what Bokuto was ever thinking. He was as special type of special (Not hating on him though, he has always been an amazing person. Everyone should take time everyday to appreciate him). Atsumu, who seemed to be in less shock was starting to walk around the room, taking inventory on the two new people and and lines of corpses on the ground.

Yaku and Lev were asking a plethora of questions, ranging from “How’s your mom?” To “Should we sell the bodies?”. Anyone who was clueless about the situation would probably call the police. Nonetheless, Yaku removed the bodies to his van to take to Yaku-land (Yaku never tells people where he actually takes things like bodied or drugs, so instead, he calls it “Yaku-land”). Lev on the other hand, he was bullying the injured Atsumu, poking him, taking his crutches, calling him “cripple”. All to which Atsumu didn’t seem to take to heavily.

Once the bodies, leaving six behind, where taken and Yaku and Lev had left, it was time for the plan to start. First step was to pour anything flammable everywhere. Gasoline and alcohol were poured everywhere leaving the foul stench to wander through the air. The left over bodied were then heavily drizzled in gasoline. They need to burn the most.

Next in the very complex plan (thank you Akaashi), New clothes. Akaashi and Kenma grabbed some new clothes for the group to wear, sweater shirts and pants for Kenma, Atsumu and Bokuto, a baby blue sweater vest and slacks for Akaashi, and a simple two piece suit for Kuroo, and a pair of cropped mom jeans and a sweater for Y/n. As they were leaving the house, careful  not to touch the liquids which coated everything, the six grabbed some essential, food, water, and car keys, and lit the house on fire with a simple match.

The fire roared as the house fell. The walls were burning as the fire grew. The flames were visible through the windows and the dense smoke drifted into the sky. Everyone ran away from the flames as the devoured the house. No one stopped, worried that someone would see them as they ran away from the crime scene. The exhilarating rush of adrenaline and the taste of arson was pushing everyone to run faster and faster. Atsumu, who was being carried by Bokuto like he was a princess, even seemed to enjoy the high of arson.

When they reached the car, a honda odyssey (which are great get away cars if you are trying to go unnoticed), Bokuto tried to place the princess down, he fought back. Kicking and thrashing in Bokuto’s arms, Akaashi and Kuroo tried to hold him down with on avail, and Kenma was calming playing animal crossing. Y/n tried to get him to calm down, but the large man child, kept wiggling and squirming. When he finally gave up, the look of defeat covered him face, then a look of sorrow and regret, then pure anger.

“Miya, you need to stay with us.” Said Y/n, pleading for him to stay. Y/n knew that if he left, he would get attacked again and then he wold die. And that would not be beneficial to anyone.

“Y/n, A can’t stay! Yer house was destroyed cause of me! Did ya know that! If A wasn’t there ya would have been fine! Beside, how do A know ya aren’t gonna kill me? Huh? Ya could just be using me to uh” he stuttered as he thought of a sound reason, “uh sell me? Or trade me? Or even force me to work! That would be horrible! Ma hands aren’t made for work, ya know! A thought you were a doctor Ms ‘freelance assassin’”. Y/n looked at him like a crazy person. Did he really think that she would do that? And after all the hospitality which she offered? Rude. Y/n wanted to prove him wrong. She wasn’t that type of person. The other boys, who were still holding him down all stared at her, waiting for her decision.

“Atsumu,  I realize how you feel”, y/n begins, trying her best to sound confident, “But right now if you want to live, you need to come with us. We are going to the Nekoma/Fukoridani base. We won’t hurt you, but please, I really need you to trust me”.

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Trust me. Love me. Shoot me

Atsumu Miya x female reader

Summary: Atsumu is a hot mess a/n: Howdy y'all! I hope this isn't as horrible as I think it is, but yay! I finished one of my exams and now I feel kinda free!

warning: Atsumu is hot, alcohol is mentioned, suicicde scars, implication of suicide,

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What the hell was Akaashi thinking. Why did they get the room with only one bed.

"I am going to kill him. I'm going to kill him." y/n thought as she dragged Miya-san though the hotel. After jamming the "down" button and hopping into the elevator with the 6 foot man behind her, they descended to the third floor. Finding Akaashi's room was easy. It was right next to the elevators. Y/n pounded on the door which lead to room 303. Bokuto opened the door, and Y/n barged in. Anger radiating off of her.

"What the hell 'Kaashi?"

"I don't know L/n-san"

"Why is there only one bed in our room?"

"I don't know L/n-san"

Anger, or maybe frustration, rolled off of Y/n in waves. Only one bed was very inconvenient. She glared at Akaashi as Miya-san and Bokuto entered. Akaashi held her gaze with his uninterested eyes. Goddamit.

"Akaashi-san", Miya-san said, trying to break the tension.

"I honestly thought there would be two beds. We can't switch rooms either. L/n-san and Miya-san need to be as high foo the ground as possible" Akaashi explain. Bokuto was on the bed, with the head and arms hanging off the bed. "So just working something out. You're smart L/n-san" he finished with the slightest smirk, which most, including Y/n, failed to notice.

Y/n was pissed, but maybe it wouldn't be smart to kill Akaashi just yet. Dejectedly, she turned around and left the room, with Miya-san hobbling behind her.

When they reached their room, Y/n walked in, followed by Miya-san, who locked the door and locked the deadbolt.

"Miya-san, we need to establish a bed schedule and rules. We can alternate who will sleep on the bed and the couch, because I don't feel like sharing with you" Y/n said

"Ok"

"And every morning and night we each get an hour in the bathroom to change and shower"

"Ok"

"Good. We are in agreement. You can have the bed first"

Night 1:

Y/n sat outside of the bathroom, on the coach with a blanket and pillow placed next to her. Takeout boxes, which Kuroo brought to their room, sat nearby on the desk. The large glass screen, which looked into the bathroom, was covered with blinds and fog. The coach was next to the large window, giving Y/n a perfect view of the city.

Y/n was scribbling notes in her note book. Her handwriting covered the page. She wished she could write something normal, like her goals or dreams. But nope. She had never been normal. Instead, she wrote about the possible escape route incase of an attack or the location of possible allies who could help. But her notebook was also filled with detailed descriptions of her nightmares. Most days she was lucky if you could get 3 ours of sleep. But then again, that's what a caffeine addition is for.

The sound of water stopped as the shower was turned off. After a few minute, Miya-san walked out with a towel wrapped around his hips. his wet hair was slick against his forehead, and his chest and abs out on display. The glisten of the water made his muscles shine in the light, making him look just so much better. His body was deliciously ripped with toned muscle. "Wait no. Y/n do not think that. He is not good for you. But he is kinda hot."

"So Y/n do you think you could take the stiches out?" The topless man asked as he gently patted the wound dry. Y/n really didn't understand why he insisted on using the crutches. The wound had closed really well, and he honestly didn't need them.

"No need. They should have dissolved already." she replied, not looking up from her notebook. Behind her, Miya-san's jaw was unhinged. He probably didn't know that some stitches could dissolve. What a silly goose. "You also won't need the crutches so maybe just not use them" she added before walking to the bathroom with an oversized hoodie and shorts in hand.

She walked into the bathroom, and locked the door behind her. The mirror which directly faced the door, had completely fogged up, leaving Y/n blind to her own reflection. she placed her clothes on the counter and wiped a small spot on the mirror. Looking back at her, were her own eyes, which may thought were beautiful, but none of them could would see any of the terror she had seen. Of course she also got complements on her skin, even though she really didn't think her skin as that nice. Those who complemented her skin would never feel the hits or slaps or punches she had to endure. Not to mention that her nose and lips were also complimented, because apparently she was beautiful. But those ignorant fools could never understand the stench of alcohol which her father always smelt of or the number of split lips she had because her father got mad at her and decided violence could fix her. But it was ok, because they were compliments, not insults. And Y/n loved compliments. They were always better than insults.

She covered the mirror with a nearby towel. She did not want to see herself. Especially the organized scars on her arms and stomach. She dimmed the lights, just enough so she couldn't see her own body. She stepped into the shower and turned on the water until the water was scathing. She felt her muscles relax as she rinsed her hair and body.

When she was done. She turned off the water and stepped out of the shower. She grabbed another towel and dried off her body and hair. She then pulled her sweater over her head and pulled on the shorts and walked out of the bathroom.

Miya-san was sitting on the bed, wearing grey sweatpants, and watching the news.

"Police have confirmed that the house fire which left 6 people dead was not an accident. If there is any information or tips, please call the number on the screen"

On the screen was drone footage of the burned down house. Miya-san turned off the TV and stared at Y/n.

"Good night Y/n" he said while pulling the covers from the matress.

"Good night Miya-san" Y/n replied turing off the lamp which sat by her head.

"Atsumu"

"Good night Atsumu"

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My first REAL post here...

And it's a fanfic...

And an xreader one at that...

Fanfic starts here ↓↓↓

A Kuroo x reader story where me(Casey), my best friend (Cheyenne), and you! (Y/n) are in tha world of haikyuu!! You and Kuroo meet when you convince us to become managers with you (bc ur shy🤭) and you fall in love... (From your perspective obvi)

Chapter 1) We're at Nekoma! :D

[Part 2] [Part 3]

Y/ns P.o.v

It was the second week of highschool, Me and my friends, Casey and Cheyenne, are first years. We were walking down the hallway as the teachers were reminding us and all of the other first years that we had to join a club. I sigh.

"Guys we should probably try to look for a club to join." I said before I turned to look at a bulletin board with club names.

"Yeah I guess so." Casey replied as Cheyenne nodded. We looked at the bulletin board together for a bit before I saw a flyer for the boys volleyball team manager.

"Hey guys! Check this out." I said as I pointed to the flyer. "We can be managers, all we have to do is pass out water bottles and help them with their moves, it'll be easy." I explained excitedly to them.

"Hmm... yeah okay." Casey reluctantly agreed.

"Yes please! 12 boys in short shorts? Count me in!" Cheyenne said.

We got some applications to fill out later before we headed to our

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At the end of the day we headed to the gym feeling a bit more nervous than we did before, and as we walked in we narrowly dodged a stray ball before the coach noticed us.

"Oh hello girls, what're you doin' here? The girls volleyball tryouts are in the other gym." He said.

"Oh we're not here for tryouts." I say before I hand him our application sheets. "We'd like to become managers for the team." I smiled politely as he takes the papers from me.

"Ah I see.. well since you ladies are already here why don't you stay and watch the tryouts." He said happily. We nodded and went to sit on a bench.

"I hope we make the team.. I mean I hope we can become the managers!"  I say to the others.

"Me too!" Cheyenne replied.

"You just wanna stare at the guys." Casey said.

"And? So what?" Cheyenne replied.

I giggled at them and I went back to watching the tryouts. Everyone here was so good, probably better than I'll ever be, it was fun watching them. They kept glancing at us, probably wondering what we're doing here. I kept looking around at the different guys there. There was quite a lot, I had a feeling most of the guys wouldn't make the team since most of them sucked. I continued looking around before a stray ball hit me, hard. I fell over with a quiet 'oof' Thats when a guy came over to help me, he was tall and tan with black eyes and matching black hair. I looked away, blushing in embarrassment.

"Are you okay?" He asked as he snickered.

I dusted myself off and I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah, I'm fine" I said annoyed. I awkwardly walked back to my friends, still embarrassed about the situation.

"Someone's got a crush~" Casey teased.

I scoffed. "I do not have a crush on him. I barely know that guy!" I said, annoyed with their teasing.

"We saw you blushing~" Cheyenne said.

"I was embarrassed! I probably looked so stupid getting hit and falling over!" I said as my blush slowly came back.

"Yeah right~" Casey said.

"Ugh, I don't have a crush on him!" I quietly shouted at them.

"Mmmhmmm." They hummed in unison, unconvinced with my words.

"You guys are so stupid." I rolled my eyes before I smiled. "Hey I just remembered about the festival coming up! Are you guys still wanting to come with me? I bet it'll be so much fun!" I said, forgetting about their teasing.

"Yeah, duh. Of course we're coming!" Casey said and Cheyenne nodded.

"Yeah! We wouldn't miss it for anything!" She said.

I smiled happily. "Perfect! We should get matching outfits!" I said and they agreed. We continued talking about our plans for the festival as we watched the tryouts and we occasionally made jokes at the expense of the guys.

Hope you liked!! There'll be more to come!!

I also have this fanfic on Ao3, wattpad, and quotev!! ♡♡

Since my last post reached my goal of a total 1 WHOLE note, I decided to make another part.

(I was gonna do this anyway)

Kuroo x Reader Pt.2

Part 1 here

Chapter 2) More Nekoma ;)

Y/ns P.o.v

At the end of the tryouts coach Nekomata told us to come back to the gym in the morning to get our team jackets. While we were walking home I saw a cat hiding in a bush, I decided to approach it.

"Hey there, kitty.." I whispered as I patted my leg. The cat slowly approached me. It sniffed my hand for a second before it licked my finger. Casey and Cheyenne walked up to me.

"Oh my gosh I love cats!" Casey whisper-yelled and Cheyenne agreed.

"I think I might take it home.. there's no collar." I said as I gently picked up the cat and held it against my chest. The cat mowed softly and began purring.

"You should take it to a vet, it might be hurt or sick." Casey said. I nodded.

"Yeah, I'll ask my mom to take me tomorrow." I smiled at them.

We continue our walk and soon I had to leave them to turn down my street. I took off my shoes before I walked in. I saw my mom and greeted her.

"Hey mom, do you think you could take me to the vet tomorrow? I found this cat and I wanna see if it's okay." I said as I held the cat up for her to see.

"Sure sweetie, we can go after you get home from school." She replied before she went back to cooking.

"Thanks ma!" I yelled back.

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In the morning I got ready for school then a put a bowl of tuna out for the cat, which reminded me that I still need to name it. Then I headed out to go to school.

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When I got to school I met up with Casey and Cheyenne.

"Hey guys!" I yelled at them and they greeted me back. "My mom's gonna take me to the vet for the cat!"

"Perfect! Now we can make sure she's not sick!" Cheyenne said happily.

"Don't you mean purrfect?" Casey joked. I giggled a bit at their joke.

"Tee hee tee hee die" Cheyenne replied.

We walked to the gym together and joked along the way. When we made it to the gym it was just the coach there, he gave us some team jackets and welcomed us. We smiled and said thank you before we left to our classes.

"Guys, isn't this so exciting! We get to be managers!" I said excitedly. Casey nodded.

"Yeah! We'll be able to get a closer look at all the boys." Cheyenne said.

"Don't be nasty."Caseyy told her, I giggled at them.

"I can't wait to meet the guys and become friends!" I said happily as we walked to 1st period.

"Nah, you just wanna see that 3rd year again~" Casey said as Cheyenne giggled and agreed.

I blushed."Guys I do not have a crush on him! He's a third year!" I denied. couldn'tnt see why Casey and Cheyenne thought I had a crush on him, we barely had any interactions and I don't know anything about him. Casey and Cheyenne turned down a different hallway, waving goodbye to me. I waved back before I turned around to get to my class. However, bumped into someone and fell over.

"Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!" I apologized as I stood up. The person chuckled and helped me.

"No need to be sorry. I'm the one who should be sorry." He replied. It was then when I finally looked up at him. It was Kuroo!!?

'Ugh.. speak of the devil..' I thought.

"Are you okay? You fell, you didn't get hurt did you? I can take you to the nurse if you want." He said in a worried tone.

I shook my head. "N-no I'm fine." I cursed myself in my head for stuttering and I smiled. "I have to head to class now!" I said quickly before I speed walked to my class.

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After school I met up with Casey and Cheyenne and we walked to the gym. We put our team jackets on and walked in. Only coach Nekomata was in there and he said he'd introduce us to the team when everyone gets here. I stood off to the side nervously, it seemed like Cheyenne was nervous and maybe Casey too but she didn't really seem like it.

"I gotta admit it guys.. I'm kinda nervous..." i said. Cheyenne sighed.

"Yeah me too.." Cheyenne replied.

"Come on guy's.. we'll be fine~ and the guys probably won't even notice us." Casey tried to reaasure us.

"I guess you're right.. but it's nerve-wracking!" I said nervously. Casey chuckled at my reaction.

Before I could tell her off for laughing at my misery, some of the guys came in, they were looking at us and I immediately felt embarrassed. I looked around at the guys, it seemed that Casey was right about the fact that they wouldn't pay us any mind. As I was looking around I saw Kuroo walking towards me.

"Hey, are you alright? I haven't seen you since earlier, but I wanted to check up on you." He said as he placed a hand on my shoulder.

"Um, yeah I'm fine. I'm doing great!" I said quickly, i could see Cheyenne and Casey smiling at me. I looked back at Kuroo and gave him an awkward smile. I moved his hand off my shoulder.

"Thats good. You guys are gonna be our new managers right?" He replied.

"Yeah!" Cheyenne said as Casey nodded. Kuroo smiled at them.

"Nice, bow Yamamoto won't whine and cry about us not having any." Kuroo said with slight annoyance.

It was then when coach Nekomata decided to cut our conversation short by calling all the boys over to him. He asked Cheyenne, Casey, and me to come stand next to him as he introduced us. I was nervously standing there, slightly behind Casey who patted my shoulder reassuringly.

"These are your new managers! Treat them kindly, they'll be helping you!" Coach Nekomata yelled to the boys. They all nodded and said 'yes sir' before the coach told them to get back to practice.

I breathed out a sigh of relief. "Man.. i thought that was gonna be way worse." I said happily and Cheyenne nodded.

"It was a little awkward just standing up there though.." Casey said and we agreed.

Before I could say anything, a boy with a stupid-looking mohawk came up to us along with Kuroo and another guy who was playing a video game.

"Oh my gosh I can't believe it! We actually have managers!" Mohawk guy said.

"Yeah, it's super cool and super interesting. Enough to get us distracted from practice." Kuroo said in a fake cheerful tone.

"Hi I'm Y/n! It's nice to meet you!" I said happily.

"Hello. I'm Casey." Casey said in a bored, monotone voice with a lazy smile.

"Hi I'm Cheyenne!" Cheyenne said cheerfully. Mohawk guy smiled.

"I'm Yamamoto!" He said proudly, I nodded.

"Oh he's the guy Kuroo was talking about.." I said, Casey nodded.

"Yeah, I assumed so, he seemed pretty happy about us being here and he came right up to us.." She said.

Kuroo dragged Yamamoto away to go practice before he came back.

"Sorry about him" He said.

"Dont be, he's kinda funny to watch." I replied.

"Oh! And this is Kenma! He's my best buddy! Right Kenma?" Kenma didn't respond. Kuroo chuckled "He's just shy!~"

Cheyenne seemed to really like Kenma already as she was walking up to him and watching him play.

"He seems nice!" I said and Kuroo nodded.

"Yeah he's super cool!" Kenma rolled his eyes.

"Quit talking about me.." he mumbled and Kuroo chuckled at him again.

"Well, we better head back to practice before coach knocks our brains out. See ya cuties~!" Kuroo said as he dragged Kenma away with him.

I rolled my eyes at the nickname and went to grab a clipboard and make notes on practice.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•Timeskip ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

After practice was over I took off my team jacket, it could get pretty hot in the gym I was surprised to see Casey still wearing hers.

Cheyenne, Casey, and I were about to start walking home when Kuroo approached us with Kenma.

"Hey, I thought I might walk y'all home.. and Kenma wanted to come too!" He said cheerfully. Kenma made a face that told me that wasnt true.

"Okay, come on then. You guys are welcome to walk with us!" I said happily. Casey nudged me.

"You wanna spend more time with your boyfriend huh~?" She teased me.

I blushed. "I told you I don't like him like that!" I whispered back. She chuckled and said 'sure.' I shook my head, she could be so annoying sometimes. 'Why do they insist on torturing me..?' I thought as we continued walking.

When we were walking around the corner where we saw the kitten Kuroo seemed like he was looking for something but he quickly returned to looking in front of us.

"I didn't know you guys lived around here." Kuroo said.

"Yeah, but we live on different streets." I replied, Kuroo smiled.

"I live around here too.. and so does Kenma, right Kenma!?" Kenma shrugged, I get the feeling that he doesn't really like us.

"Me n Kenma are neighbors." He said and I nodded.

"Cool, I wish me, Casey, and Cheyenne were neighbors." I said sadly.

Casey and Cheyenne said their goodbyes before they turned to their streets, which left me, Kuroo, and Kenma alone.

'This is so awkward! I don't know anything about these guys! What do I say! God.. why are they still here, they can't live that close to me can they? I've never seen them walking to school.' I thought as we continued walking.

"Well this is my house so-"

"This is your house?" Kuroo interrupted me and I nodded. "Cool, we're neighbors!" He happily stated as he pointed to the only house next to mine. I looked at it in shock.

'Oh God you've got to be kidding me..'

"Wow.. that's so cool!" I said as I turned to them and smiled. "... well, see yall tomorrow!" I said awkwardly as I speed-walked to my front door. From the corner of my eye I saw Kuroo and Kenma leave to go to their houses. I entered my house with a huff and the kitten greeted me with a small meow. I picked her up.

"Mom! Come on let's take her to the vet!" I shouted. A minute later my mom emerged from her bedroom and walked downstairs to greet me.

"He sweetie, come on let's go!" My mom said as she grabbed her keys.

I followed her out the door and we entered her car, I sat with the kitten in my lap and she fell asleep, purring.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•Timeskip~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

After the check-up the vet told us the kitten was fine but was slightly underfed. We took her home and made her a nice big bowl of food for her with fish and cat food. The kitten happily ate it. I sighed and began to help my mother with dinner and we talked about my day and hers. After dinner I headed upstairs to get ready for bed, the kitten came in and crawled next to me and we cuddled. That's when i suddenly remembered something very important, I hadn't named the cat. I thought about a few names, whiskers.. ew no, mittens.. meh too basic, cuddles..? Maybe.. I decided to sleep on it for now.

[I know that there's barely anyone reading this, but I do have this on ao3, and I mention that bc there's more parts there and I update more on ao3. Ao3 also gets updated first and more frequently. :) ]

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A total of four WHOLE people (at least) read my fic!! I see this as a total win!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

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Kuroo x Reader

Chapter 3) Volleyball Practice :P

[Part 1] [Part 2]

Y/ns P.o.v

In the morning, I still wasn't sure what to name my new cat, I kept thinking about it, but I wanted a cool name but not a cringey one. I made the kitten a bowl of food before heading out to meet Cheyenne and Casey. Unfortunately, when I opened my door, I was met with none other than Kuroo himself.. and Kenma so.. maybe, not none other than him... He looked like he was about to knock on the door.

"Oh hey! I was just about to knock." He said with a lazy smile on his face. I smiled at him.

"Yeah I can see that.." I looked around awkwardly.

"Well, we-" "You." "We were wondering if you wanted to walk with us?" Kuroo said with Kenma interrupting him, Kenma didn't really seem to open up to new people I guessed.

"Well... I usually go with Casey and Cheyenne.. soo..." I said awkwardly trying to hint that I didn't want to.

"Oh that's fine, they can come too." He said happily

I sighed and agreed, beginning to walk alongside them. When we made it to me, Cheyenne, and Casey's usual meet-up spot they looked a bit confused.

"Ooh, you brought your boyfriend," Casey said teasingly while poking my shoulder. I tsked.

"He's not my boyfriend.. I don't even like him." I said, already annoyed at her shenanigans.

"Yeah, right." She replied. I groaned. Will they ever let that go?

Soon we made it to school and we had to split to go to our classes and, unfortunately, I and Kuroo both had math so we had to walk down the math hall together. I kept quiet but it seemed like Kuroo had other plans.

"So, how do you like it here so far?" He asked seeming to genuinely care about my response.

"It's cool, I like the uniforms I guess," I replied. It was true, I never went to a school with such pretty uniforms.

"That's good, I'm glad you like it... you'll love being on the volleyball team. Everyone is so fun and nice. You'll fit right in!" He said happily.

I smiled and nodded, I may not like Kuroo that much but he's still pretty cool and I have no doubt that I'd enjoy being on the team and making friends with more people and getting to hang out with someone who isn't Casey or Cheyenne. I waved and told Kuroo goodbye as I approached my classroom. He waved back before continuing. As I entered my classroom, my smile fell, and I went to sit in my seat. I hated math. Why was it my first period!?

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After school, me, Casey, and Cheyenne met up and walked to the gym together. We talked and joked for a bit as we walked, and when we entered, coach Nekomata looked.. happy? He had a sort of evil smile on his face... After i put on my team jacket, i walked up to him.

"Hey coach.. whats going on?" I asked him hesitantly.

"Oh, nothin sweet pea, we're just gonna have a practice match with someone in a few days." He responded.

'Totally not creepily vague.. oh well, we'll see in a few days, I guess..' I thought before I grabbed a volleyball cart and set it near the net while Casey and Cheyenne set it up. Soon, the boys came in and began stretching before they practiced.

I paid close attention to the boys and their forms, making sure to tell them if something they were doing is wrong. As I was watching them, Casey snuck up behind me.

"Hey, buddy!" She said, patting my shoulder. I jumped in surprise and turned to her.

"Jesus! Don't scare me like that!" I yelled at her.

She giggled "Sorry~ anyways, Kuroo needs someone to help him with his spikes, I figured you'd wanna help your boyfriend," she said.

"He's not my boyfriend," I said angrily. "But I'll help him, I guess.." I said reluctantly.

"Good! Because I already told him you would!" She said happily. I glared at her, and she ran off after saying she needed to help Yamamoto. I sighed before I made my way to Kuroo.

"Hey, Casey said you needed help with your spikes?" I said as I looked up at him.

"Oh yeah, thanks, I was gonna ask Casey but she said she had to help Yamamoto and that you'd be happy to help." He replied.

If I'm being honest, I was not happy to help. I kind of resented Kuroo, it wasn't because of him, it was because Casey and Cheyenne kept calling him my boyfriend or crush. He's pretty cool, but everytime I see him I just remember the annoying teasing. However, I did help Kuroo with his spikes.

After a bit, the boys split into two groups to play a game before we went home. On one team was Kuroo, Kenma, kai, yaku, and Fukunaga. On the other team were Yamamoto, Inuoka, Teshiro, Lev, and Shibiyama.

Me, Casey, and Cheyenne stood at the sidelines, Cheyenne was in charge of the scoreboard with me. Casey stood beside us, watching the game. The boys got into their positions and began to play.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

Kuroos team was in the lead at first, but eventually, Yamamotos team won. Casey went over to congratulate them, which made Yamamoto very happy, and I went to cheer up Kuroo and his team with Cheyenne.

"Hey, you guys did great!" I said happily.

"Yeah! Especially you Kenma!" Cheyenne said sweetly.

Kenma nodded, looking fed up with her behavior. Cheyenne, however, did not seem to notice or mind.

"Thanks, I was going easy on them." Kuroo said. I assume he was trying to keep his ego intact. I smiled.

"Yeah, I'm sure you were." I said in a half joking way.

Casey came over and put an arm around my shoulders. "He shouldn't have went easy, we got the ace on our side~" Casey said smugly, happy that the team she was going for won.

I rolled my eyes. "Whatever Casey. What matters is that we all had fun and got some practice in." I said sweetly.

"Sounds like loser talk to me~" Casey teased before leaving and giving Yamamoto a high five.

I looked away and turned to Cheyenne. "Looks like she's already made a new best friend." I said as we looked at Casey and Yamamoto talking and laughing.

"I know, we're supposed to be her best friends! What a cheating whore." She said with an eye roll. I snickered and nodded.

"Yeah, or maybe she has a crush ~" I joked.

"Maybe, but it won't take the attention away from your crush on Kuroo" Cheyenne replied, i sighed and looked away.

'Damnit i thought that would've worked. People are already starting to assume stuff about me and Kuroo because of them!' I angrily thought.

Cheyenne giggled at my upset face. Before I could respond coach Nekomata called us over to him.

"Good work out there, gentlemen. I reckon it's about time y'all  get changed and head on home." He said. All the guys nodded and went to the club room to change while me, Casey, and Cheyenne left to the ladies changing area and changed back into our school uniforms.

"Oh guys! I've been thinking.. why don't we invite the guys to the festival with us?" I said excitedly.

"Oh yeah! That'll be so fun!" Cheyenne replied.

"Yeah, and it'll be good for team bonding!" Casey said.

We began to excitedly go over our plans for the festival while we walked out of the changing rooms. Then we encountered Kuroo, Kenma, and Yamamoto. Kuroo and Yamamoto gave us smiles.

"Hey, what are ya talking about?" Kuroo said as he rested his elbow on Kenmas head, who moved away from him and slapped his arm.

"We were talking about the festival, by the way, do you guys wanna come with us?" I asked.

"Yeah, we were thinking about asking the whole team." Cheyenne said.

"That sounds like fun. Kenma, we should go!" Kuroo said. Kenma shrugged and nodded, still playing him video game.

Yamamoto smiled and nodded aswell. "Yeah! I was planning on going with my little sister though, os ot okay if she comes too?" He said happily.

I nodded. "Yeah, of course!" I responded.

Yamamoto smiled and thanked me.

"I guess we should ask the others next time." I told Casey and Cheyenne, they nodded. I turned to the guys, who were still standing beside us. "Did you guys wanna walk with us home?" I said awkwardly.

"Oh, yeah. Thats why we came here." Kuroo said as if he just remembered.

"Well.. let's go then!" I said quickly before we began walking out.

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Chapter 4) Weekend 🙌🤭

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

Y/ns P.o.v

The next day was Saturday so I met up with Casey and Cheyenne to go to the mall and, hopefully, find some nice matching dresses.

"So, what color should we do? Or maybe we'll have matching patterns instead?" I asked them.

"Hmm.. I think polka-dots are nice.. or maybe we can each get red dresses." Casey said.

Cheyenne nodded. "Ya, I think red would be good." She said.

"Maybe we can do red polka-dots.. or red dresses with white polka-dots!" I said happily.

"Lets get red dresses with white polka-dots." Casey said.

"Yeah, that sounds good!" I replied and Cheyenne agreed. "Lets go look for some!"

We continued walking around the mall, looking for red dresses with white polka-dots. We eventually found ourselves in a store with beautiful dresses, shoes, and accessories. We looked around in awe. As we spotted dresses that looked exactly like what we were looking for, we took them to the front counter. Casey decided to get a white pair of heels and some earrings, while i got some red heels and Cheyenne got black heels and earrings. We happily continued walking after we paid for our things.

"I can't wait for the festival!" I happily shouted.

"Me either! Its gonna be so fun!" Cheyenne shouted aswell.

"Yeah, we're gonna get so much yummy food there!" Casey shouted.

"Of course thats what you're thinking about." Cheyenne said.

"You're always hungry~" I said teasingly to Casey.

"So what? I like to eat~" Casey replied.

We continued joking as we walked until we became hungry. We decided to head to the food court and get some stuff separately before we met up at a table together. Casey got some Chinese food, Cheyenne got a burger and fries, and I got two slices of pizza. As we sat down to eat, someone slid a couple of chairs to our table.

"Fancy seeing you ladies here," He said. I looked at him, it was Kuroo and Kenma.

'Damnit why is he here? Casey and Cheyenne are gonna make jokes about us being on a date now!' I thought.

"Oh, hey Kuroo," I told him. He smiled and waved."Hi, Kenma!" Cheyenne said happily as Casey waved to them.

"Hey guys," Casey said.

"What are you guys doing here?" I asked, genuinely curious.

"Kenma wanted a new video game so I took him here to get it! Then I saw you lovely ladies here." Kuroo replied.

I couldn't help the blush that came up on my face when he called me lovely, although it quickly went away when I chuckled as I saw the face Casey made at being called lovely.

“Ew, I'm not lovely." She said. Kuroo chuckled.

"Oh, come on, don't be like that. You're delightful and certainly very lovely~" Kuroo teased her.

Casey had a look of disgust on her face. "Ugh, don't talk to me like we're in a 1950s romance story.." Casey said in an annoyed tone.

I chuckled at her misery.

Kuroo laughed and turned to me. "So what're you guys doing here?" Kuroo asked curiously.

"We were getting matching dresses to wear to the festival." I happily told him.

"Sounds fun. Can I see the dresses?" He replied.

"Oh, sure!" I said as i pulled my dress to show it to him.

"Wow, thats pretty. Bet you'll look nice in it." He said as he looked at the dress.

"Thanks! Casey and Cheyenne have the matching dresses." I told him.

"Nice, hey Kenma! Maybe we should match!" Kuroo said excitedly. Kenma shrugged and nodded.

"Sure." He replied before going back to his game.

We all talked for a bit, changing topics every now and then. After we finished our food, we walked around the mall for a while before we left.

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After we left we walked home together, Casey and Cheyenne waved goodbye and left. I was yet again, left alone with Kuroo and Kenma. It was less awkward than the first time and we were talking the whole time, Kenma even joined in. When we made it to my house I unlocked the door and opened it, then the kitten came up to me and rubbed against my legs.

“Oh thats where she's been.” Kuroo said from behind me.

“What?” I responded.

“She was a stray cat right? I used to feed her over the summer until she stopped showing up, I was wondering what had happened to her.” Kuroo replied.

“Awe, that's sweet. Well, I've been taking care of her.” I said as I picked her up.

“It's nice to know she's safe and in good hands.” He replied, “Well, I better get going. See ya.” Kuroo said as he waved. I waved back and headed inside.

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•Timeskip ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•

The next day I woke up early to head out and get some things for the kitten, which I still need a name for. I got dressed in a cute outfit and did my hair and makeup. I picked up the kitten and headed out.

~•~•~•~•~•~•

When I made it to the pet shop, appropriately named ‘Shop 4 Pets’, I grabbed a shopping cart and set the kitten down in it.

“Alright.. I need cat food, a cat bed, maybe a scratching post?, hmm… I also might wanna grab some toys.” I spoke to myself as I walked down the aisles.

I looked at a few things and grabbed what I needed and a few more things aswell. As I continued looking around I bumped into someone.

“We gotta stop meeting like this.” The person said in a joking tone. I looked up to see Kuroo.

I chuckled . “Yeah.. what're you doing here?” I said.

“Oh, I just like seeing the animals. And I was gonna ask you, but I just saw this little cutie.” He said as he scratched her head. The kitten purred.

“Yeah, I'm getting stuff for her. Anyways how are you?” I said as I began to walk to the register to get checked out.

“I've been good, not much has happened since last night. What about you?” He said.

“Yeah, I'm good! Me and the kitten were just hanging out.” I said as the cashier began scanning my items.

“Nice, mind if I join you guys?” He replied.

“No not at all, it'll be nice having someone who will respond to me.” I joked.

He smiled. When the cashier told me my total I almost fainted.

‘22,000 yen!!?? How did that happen? Well I guess I did get a bit more than I needed… but this is way too much for me to afford!’* I thought as I began to tell the cashier to take some items off before Kuroo stopped me.

“Nah, I'll help you pay.” He said as he handed the cashier some yen.

“Kuroo, you don't have to do that!” I quickly said while grabbing his arm.

“Nah, I don't mind.” He said as he paid for half of the stuff.

He helped me get the stuff into the cart.

“Seriously, Kuroo. You didn't need to pay for all of that.” I said nervously.

“Nah, I'm happy to help the cat have a nice home. Speaking of the kitty, did you name her yet?” He responded.

“Ugh, I still haven't decided! I can't think of a good enough name.” I whined.

Kuroo chuckled. “Well.. what about Pepper? She's all gray like pepper.” He said.

“That… actually sounds good.” I responded as I looked down at the kitten. “What do you think?” The kitten meowed and purred.

“I think she likes it!” Kuroo said.

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Me and Kuroo continued hanging out as we walked around the shoping center. We talked about lots of different things and we got ice cream and treats for Pepper. When the sun started coming down we began to walk home.

“Man, that was great!” I said happily as I finished my ice cream.

Kuroo nodded. “Yeah, it was nice hanging out with you!” He responded cheerfully. “We should hang out more!”

“Yeah, definitely!” I said as we approached my house. “Thanks for walking with me!” I told him.

“No problem, you're great company!” He responded. “Oh and before I forget!” He handed me a slip of paper. “Here's my number, I'll add you to the team group chat. You can add Casey and Cheyenne to the group chat also.” He told me.

“Oh thanks! I'll talk to you later.” I said before we hugged and he left.

I walked inside my house with Pepper. I sighed as I closed the door.

“Alright, let's get ready for bed Pepper. I got school tomorrow.”

"i thought you thought of me better.."

is all thats going through the speakers in your room, kenma's loosing his mind, atsumus genuinely thinking abt jumping off the roof, Hajime is comforting you along with akashi. testuro, well he wishes you where thinking about him and not the guy you are blasting "Casual" by Chappell Roan for.

bakugo katsuki

kuroo testuro

iwazumi hajime

they could never make me hate you

Haikyu Boys respond to the text ,"I want a baby"

Featuring : Kuroo, Oikawa, Ushijima, Bokuto, Kenma, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Tsukishima, and Iwaizumi

(These r so fun to do)

Haikyu Boys respond to you texting them,"You're Pretty"

Featuring: Oikawa, Ushijima, Iwaizumi, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Bokuto, Kenma, Tsukishima and Kuroo

(I'm always up for doing other characters and a part 2, so please request them and/or other text prompts if you'd like!)

Haikyuu Boys responding to ✨noods✨

Featuring: Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kenma, Kuroo, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Tsukishima, Bokuto, Ushijima, and Tendou

18+ I guess?? It's not too suggestive per se

Haikyuu Boys x Reader

I don't even know how to title this one, it's the one tiktok texting trend where someone accuses their s/o of being in someone else's car and sends them a pic of a cockroach instead. That's literally it.

Featuring: Tanaka, Bokuto, Tsukishima, Tendou, Ushijima, Kenma, Kuroo, Oikawa, Nishinoya and Iwaizumi

Haikyuu Boys but as things my brothers have said

Kuroo- *struggling with homework* "Calculate the trajectory of my foot up your ass, bitch"

Sugawara- "Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and then gaslight again 💅"

Hinata- "Wait, ice cream is supposed to go in the freezer and not the fridge?"

Kageyama- "There's gonna be people there? EWWW"

Terushima- "I'm a slut for Costco pizza"

Bokuto- *pointing to BTS poster* "omg is that Dylan O'Brien??"

Atsumu- *gets kicked in the balls* "OH MY GOD, MY UVULA"

Kenma- "I'm playing animal crossing and this bitch won't get off my island, I'm gonna whack her with my net"

Sakusa- "Shit just hit the fan and life had taco bell"

Tendo- "I'm going to commit arson with a magnifying glass"

Ushijima- "am I feeling emotions? Yes. Do I want to express them? Never"

Oikawa- "damn, look at Ryan Reynolds ass in that frame- no, seriously, LOOK"

Iwaizumi- "if I hit him hard enough over the head, do you think it'll shake his brain back into place? Hopefully it will end our suffering."

(Fun fact I only remember these, because everytime one of my brothers says something funny, I have to write it down in my phone so I remember it.)

You know what’s black, messy, beatiful but so damn hard to draw?

Kuroo-fucking-Tetsurō’s fucking hair

Haikyuu boys’ reactions when you trip

Daichi

You barely even had time to register that you tripped. Daichi is paying such close attention to you that he catches you instantly and places you back on your feet. You keep walking as if nothing as happened, but Daichi looks more closely at the road ahead of you instead of into your eyes so he can avoid the possibility of you tripping the again.

Noya

Laughs.

Asahi

Kneels down on the grown next to you and then grabs you and holds you like you’re dying in his arms…. You go along with it becasue you don’t want him to let you go just yet…

Kageyama

Doesn’t even notice

Tsukishima

Keeps walking and calls you a clutz. You could be seriously hurt but he won’t turn around to help you unless you ask for it. If he realizes you’re injured he’ll abandon the apathetic cool boy act faster than Kageyama can down a box of milk.

Sugawara

Catches you before you hit the ground and spins you around in the air. Calls you his “clumsy little cutie” and offers to carry you the rest of the way.

Yamaguchi

Tried too laugh it off with you but is worried the rest of the way. Every time you twitch his arms shoot out as if to catch you even though you where just bending down to pick up a pencil that fell out of you bag.

Hinata

He breaks the fall, but doesn’t mind

His crushing hug afterward is more dangerous than the fall

Oikawa

Laughs but still helps you up like a gentleman. Will never let you live down the fact that you tripped and face planted one time. ONCE.

Kenma

Just stares at you as you get up. Quietly asks if you’re ok. Continues walking like nothing happened but he has a slight blush on his cheeks and his glance wonders to you more often than before, just to make sure you’re really ok.

Kuroo

After making sure you’re ok, he picks you up bridal style and carried you the rest of the way.

If you try to object he ignores you because he knows you want to be carried just as much as he wants to carry you.

Tendou

Fake trips right after you so you don’t feel bad. Probably accidentally hurts himself in the process, but he brushes it off.

Ushijima

Silent. Dead silent. Offers you a hand and you take it but he’s not even looking at you– like he expected you to trip.

Lev

Grabs the back of your shirt to stop you, nearly choking you but at least he didn’t laugh.

Kuroken Headcanon ! who were stuck in my notepad . Enjoy !! 🐈🐓

~kuroo and kenma always wear matching socks . Always .

~kuroo drinks extra extra extra sweet coffee and kenma cringes at his heavy sugar consuming habits

~In winter Kuroo's grandma weaves cute , girly mufflers for him with Cat patches on them ( kuroo is forced to wear them , kenma laughs at them everytime but secretaly thinks they're adorable UwU )

~ kuroo's mom secretaly ships kenma and Kuroo together that's why she is so interested in kuroo's love life .

~At some point kuroken made a pact that they would marry eachother if they are single by 30

~ In winter kenma and Kuroo holds hands for warmth while walking to school .

~Only kuroo is allowed to touch kenma , slung his arm around him or lift him up .Kenma gets anxious if someone else touches him .

~They probably shared their first kiss on cheek when they 7 or 8

~kenma probably knows all of kuroo's cousins and been at all of their family gatherings on weekends .

~ Kuroo has been suffering from suspicious disappearance of 3 of his hoodies . Suspect is Humanoid kitten next door .👀

~They always argue on which cat names are better .(kenma wins every fucking time )

~They once broke in and kidnapped their neighbours cat (the neighbor was a bitch so she deserved it )

~ Kuroo gifted Kenma a Cat Eared headset on his birthday (best gift Kenma ever received )

~ kuroo once burst into kenma's room with only a thin towel wrapped around him . (The reason why is still unknown cuz kenma got so bashful he instantly kicked him out and they never talked about it again )

~ Kenma is more possessive than kuroo . Whenever girls get too close to kuroo or flirts with him or stalls his attention from kenma , he sulks and gives him silent treatment for a day .

~Hinata would be last to find out kuroken are obviously dating .

~Whenever kenma is feeling anxious or panicking he tugs or kuroo's jacket and tries to hide behind him .

~ Once kenma fell asleep of the Volleyball court so kuroo left a note o him saying ' he's dead don't disturb the dead body 'as a joke .

~whenever kenma is having a Panic /anxiety attack or a really very bad day . They naturally cuddle , Kuroo holds kenma really close and tight until he has calmed down . When kuroo is gone ,kenma's sheets and duvets smell like Kuroo for next 2 days which helps him sleep .

~When they were little kuroo had a habit of breading kenma's hairs ,he loved doing it so much and Kenma would let him do it and also tuck small flowers in them . He got into fights with neighbor kids cuz they called kenma girly so kenma would cry for kuroo cuz he got hurt during fights .

~ The owner of kenma's favourite pie shop thinks Kuroo and kenma are dating lol .

Sorry for the long post guys .Love you !

HAIKYUU!! CHARACTERS as pictures on my camera roll cuz why not? pt2

Rest of Karasuno + Nekoma

Sugawara

Daichi

Takeda @ Ukai

Ukai

Saeko

Akiteru

Kiyoko

Nekomata

Kuroo

Kai

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