Percy: Im Going To Be Super Productive Today And Go On A Quest And Save The World!

Percy: I’m going to be super productive today and go on a quest and save the world!

Zeus: Percy we need you to go on another quest!

Percy: *crossing arms and stomping his foot* Well now I’m not doing it.

Imagine Rowan singing "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" while he trained Aelin

Rowan: You must be swift as a coursing river *starts chasing Aelin*

Rowan: With all the force of a great typhoon *as Aelin is chopping wood*

Rowan: With all the strength of a raging fire *as Aelin is carrying a heavy pot in the kitchen*

Emrys: (in the background) BE A MAN

Rowan: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON *flies to Aelin's window and creeps in the shadows as she's sleeping*

Aelin: Rowan what the FUCK

Cassian: Mor just created a group chat called “Mor’s surprise birthday party” and then left.

Rhysand: I’m currently feeling a lot of emotions and one of them is respect

Honestly, we as a fandom are underrating when Celaena straight-up fucked Grave up. Like, why do we not talk about this??? We had seen Celaena go into that killing calm before when she was going to get revenge on Farran, but I don’t think we ever truly saw what she was willing to do to avenge her loved ones, or we never really saw it in action. Maybe I have my facts wrong but, I’m pretty sure while we knew what Celaena was capable of doing to someone we hadn’t actually seen it in action. And please if I am incorrect tell me, but I don’t think we are giving that chapter the glory it deserves. I MEAN SHE LEFT HIM IN FUCKING PIECES! Maybe there are posts on it but I don’t think I ever saw one. But overall this chapter deserves so much more attention than it got.

Tree roots are bitches

I’m just loving life, waking, being active and all of a sudden I almost break my ankle cuz of a fucking tree root. Tree roots need to back the fuck up and stay out of my way.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Extremely Unpopular PJO Opinion

Percy and Grover aren’t as close as they used be. Sure they’re still really close but not like they used to be. Percy and Grover aren’t the same as they were in The Lightning Theif. They were really good friends because they were similar in a way. They both knew what is was like to be cast out and faulted. But now, they’re not the same kids. Percy had his mind wiped and fell into fucking Tartarus. And Grover is now a lord of the wild and has his own responsibilities. Both Percy and Grover have grown apart due to this, Grover got extremely busy because of his new responsibilities and Percy met the rest of The Seven and because really close with them. Percy and Grover are still really good friends and will always be but, in my personal unprofessional opinion Percy is closer to Jason now. Jason understands Percy’s struggle with being a child of the big three and the stress Percy is under, Grover does too but Grover is always busy now. Percy and Grover are not the same goofballs they were in The Lightning Theif when they became friends, Percy fell into FUCKING TARTARUS, and Grover watched the person he looked up to die in front of his eyes and then had a massive responsibility given to him. Hence they grew apart. But Percy met Jason, Frank and Leo, and they are good friends because since they’ve been friends none of them really went through massive changes. Percy and Grover are still friends, just not as close as they used to be, which is expected when you go through trauma like they both did. They will always be close and be friends they just don’t see each other as much and don’t exactly relate to each other the way they did when they were young. Haha can’t wait for the hate.