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~Queen of Shadows by Sarah J. Maas~
Book mark says > Midnight readers which is the name of me & my friend’s book club :)
Please help a good friend of mine!!! She is in need of a bull / BBC and unable to get adequate help from her pathetic cuck!
after being on the hunt for a bull on here with little to no avail, cuckie’s (@slavetovenus) little post and his incessant groveling in every man’s DMs who seems like he could potentially satisfy me has proven fruitless.
that means a few things, mainly that I have to take things into my own hands and put out a fucking casting call to get a good virtual dicking down that 1) gets me to finally cum 2) puts my cuck and his little dicklet in his place.
my requests for a bull are… humble:
must be 10 inches or bigger. I *could* cut a 9.5 inch cock some slack.
the dynamic we’re interested in is entirely virtual, we don’t do meet ups
intellect is the greatest aphrodisiac. please be a decent conversationalist. this isn’t kik in 2012. we’re both longtime tumblr and kink veterans who are looking for someone sexy to sext and play with. i like long descriptive scenes
we are not interested in lifestyle domination. this is purely a sex thing. it starts and ends in the bedroom — i’m not looking for christian grey
absolutely no mention of fluffing, sissification, or any semblance of forced bi between my cuck and my potential bull. hard, hard limit
i mediate the dynamic. i’m a selfish woman who knows what she wants and i want your attention on me and me only
this is not an open invitation to send me dick pics. i will block you or shame your little dick, if i have time on my hands. (unless you’re into that, in which case i’ll just block you)
so by all means, shoot me a message if this sounds like you.
**** and just to make this a little more exciting for our little community and torment my cuckie…
the amount of notes this post gets is how many times i get to completely obliterate and turn his balls black and blue.
Aelin’s parents: Aelin is dangerous and needs to learn how to control her powers.
Also Aelin’s parents: *Don’t give her any training*
Aelin: *Loses control and nearly burns down a fucking library*
Aelin’s parents: *shocked gasp*
Rodan spilling tea in Queen if Shadows was one of my favourite things ever. Like he’ll see Aedion and be like, “Oh you’re Graviel’s son right?” When literally no one, not even Gavriel himself knew Aedion was his son. Or when he meets Lysandra and straight up tells them she’s a shifter which is her deepest secret. ROWAN WAS SPILLING ALL THE TEA IN QUEEN OF SHADOWS
Rowan: Do you want to have kids?
Aelin: I already have a kid
Rowan: Fleetfoot doesn’t count she’s a dog
Aelin: SHE IS MY BLOOD
Aelin: Aedion are you the little spoon or the big spoon?
Aedion: I’m a knife
Lysandra from the other room: He’s the little spoon
Honestly, we as a fandom are underrating when Celaena straight-up fucked Grave up. Like, why do we not talk about this??? We had seen Celaena go into that killing calm before when she was going to get revenge on Farran, but I don’t think we ever truly saw what she was willing to do to avenge her loved ones, or we never really saw it in action. Maybe I have my facts wrong but, I’m pretty sure while we knew what Celaena was capable of doing to someone we hadn’t actually seen it in action. And please if I am incorrect tell me, but I don’t think we are giving that chapter the glory it deserves. I MEAN SHE LEFT HIM IN FUCKING PIECES! Maybe there are posts on it but I don’t think I ever saw one. But overall this chapter deserves so much more attention than it got.
Rowan, after explaining a plan: Any questions?
Aedion: Why did my dad leave me?
Aelin: Is it possible for me to carry even more concealed daggers than I already am?
Fenrys: Why is it toothpaste not teethpaste?
Dorian: Can I fuck myself in female form?
Chaol: Why did my mother never try to get in contact with me?
Lysandra: What do I really look like?
Lorcan: WILL ELIDE EVER LOVE ME?
Elide: WILL LORCAN EVER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?
Gavriel: Will Aedion ever forgive me?
Manon: WILL ABRAXOS EVER STOP PLAYING IN THE FUCKING FLOWERS
Rowan: About the plan, guys, questions about the plan.
Manon: Fuck you!
Dorian: YES PLEASE DO
Aelin: Do I look good?
Aedion: You look like you’re about to commit arson.
Aelin: Perfect