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Aelin’s parents: Aelin is dangerous and needs to learn how to control her powers.

Also Aelin’s parents: *Don’t give her any training*

Aelin: *Loses control and nearly burns down a fucking library*

Aelin’s parents: *shocked gasp*

Aedion: AELIN I NEED YOUR HELP

Aelin: I’m not that good with advice. May I interest you with a sarcastic comment instead?

Rowan: Do you want to have kids?

Aelin: I already have a kid

Rowan: Fleetfoot doesn’t count she’s a dog

Aelin: SHE IS MY BLOOD

Aelin: Aedion are you the little spoon or the big spoon?

Aedion: I’m a knife

Lysandra from the other room: He’s the little spoon

Honestly, we as a fandom are underrating when Celaena straight-up fucked Grave up. Like, why do we not talk about this??? We had seen Celaena go into that killing calm before when she was going to get revenge on Farran, but I don’t think we ever truly saw what she was willing to do to avenge her loved ones, or we never really saw it in action. Maybe I have my facts wrong but, I’m pretty sure while we knew what Celaena was capable of doing to someone we hadn’t actually seen it in action. And please if I am incorrect tell me, but I don’t think we are giving that chapter the glory it deserves. I MEAN SHE LEFT HIM IN FUCKING PIECES! Maybe there are posts on it but I don’t think I ever saw one. But overall this chapter deserves so much more attention than it got.

Dorian: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TWO GOT MARRIED WITHOUT ME!

Chaol: What?

Dorian: YOU, ME AND AELIN WERE MEANT TO GET MARRIED!

Aelin: Oh shit! Sorry dude I forgot.

Dorian, in tears: Nah it’s fine.

Rowan, after explaining a plan: Any questions?

Aedion: Why did my dad leave me?

Aelin: Is it possible for me to carry even more concealed daggers than I already am?

Fenrys: Why is it toothpaste not teethpaste?

Dorian: Can I fuck myself in female form?

Chaol: Why did my mother never try to get in contact with me?

Lysandra: What do I really look like?

Lorcan: WILL ELIDE EVER LOVE ME?

Elide: WILL LORCAN EVER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?

Gavriel: Will Aedion ever forgive me?

Manon: WILL ABRAXOS EVER STOP PLAYING IN THE FUCKING FLOWERS

Rowan: About the plan, guys, questions about the plan.

Rowan: Truth or dare?

Aelin: Truth!

Rowan: How many hours have you slept this week?

Aelin: Umm ... Dare!

Rowan: Go to sleep.

Aelin: I don’t like this game.

Rowan: Love is a weakness.

Manon: I agree.

Also Rowan: *falls in love with Aelin*

Also Manon: *Developes feelings for Dorian*

Rowan: Fuck

Manon: Shit

Aelin: When you’ve been fighting valg for as long as I have, you tend to develop a thick skin.

Arobynn: Red isn’t your colour.

Aelin: Red bRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!

Manon: Fuck you!

Dorian: YES PLEASE DO

Aelin: Do I look good?

Aedion: You look like you’re about to commit arson.

Aelin: Perfect

Rowan: I don’t get paid enough for this.

Lorcan: Don’t get paid enough for what?

Rowan: *guestures to Fenrys and Connall fighting over a cookie*

Aelin: I can’t do that it goes against my moral compass!

Chaol: Given that your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel at the best of times I think you’ll forgive me if I say I don’t take it very seriously.

Bolinho de mandioca com queijo na AirFryer. Fica MARAVILHOSO e sem fari...

Meisje met de parel, c. 1665, Johannes Vermeer.

Chapter 2 of Cry of Monsters now out!