About A Week Ago I Posted This.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Rowan, after explaining a plan: Any questions?

Aedion: Why did my dad leave me?

Aelin: Is it possible for me to carry even more concealed daggers than I already am?

Fenrys: Why is it toothpaste not teethpaste?

Dorian: Can I fuck myself in female form?

Chaol: Why did my mother never try to get in contact with me?

Lysandra: What do I really look like?

Lorcan: WILL ELIDE EVER LOVE ME?

Elide: WILL LORCAN EVER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?

Gavriel: Will Aedion ever forgive me?

Manon: WILL ABRAXOS EVER STOP PLAYING IN THE FUCKING FLOWERS

Rowan: About the plan, guys, questions about the plan.

Squirtle find good housing for an affordable price!

whats your favorite generation of pokemon?

Millenial

Cassian: Mor just created a group chat called “Mor’s surprise birthday party” and then left.

Rhysand: I’m currently feeling a lot of emotions and one of them is respect

Man I’ve been practicing overtime

for someone who's still a teenager i go though too many midlife crises

Imagine Rowan singing "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" while he trained Aelin

Rowan: You must be swift as a coursing river *starts chasing Aelin*

Rowan: With all the force of a great typhoon *as Aelin is chopping wood*

Rowan: With all the strength of a raging fire *as Aelin is carrying a heavy pot in the kitchen*

Emrys: (in the background) BE A MAN

Rowan: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON *flies to Aelin's window and creeps in the shadows as she's sleeping*

Aelin: Rowan what the FUCK