Rowan, After Explaining A Plan: Any Questions?

Rowan, after explaining a plan: Any questions?

Aedion: Why did my dad leave me?

Aelin: Is it possible for me to carry even more concealed daggers than I already am?

Fenrys: Why is it toothpaste not teethpaste?

Dorian: Can I fuck myself in female form?

Chaol: Why did my mother never try to get in contact with me?

Lysandra: What do I really look like?

Lorcan: WILL ELIDE EVER LOVE ME?

Elide: WILL LORCAN EVER LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?

Gavriel: Will Aedion ever forgive me?

Manon: WILL ABRAXOS EVER STOP PLAYING IN THE FUCKING FLOWERS

Rowan: About the plan, guys, questions about the plan.

Rowan: Do you want to have kids?

Aelin: I already have a kid

Rowan: Fleetfoot doesn’t count she’s a dog

Aelin: SHE IS MY BLOOD

Percy: *drops blue burrito* Ah fuck this is sadder than the time Hera wiped my memory and hid me from everyone for months!

Frank: !!!?!!!?!!!??

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

I’m sorry but you can not convince me that Percy did not give Magnus an hour long lecture about hurting his girlfriend and threaten to kill Magnus (permanantely) if he hurt Annabeth again. And you cannot convince me that Alex was not laughing his/her ass of whilst watching this unfold.

Imagine Rowan singing "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" while he trained Aelin

Rowan: You must be swift as a coursing river *starts chasing Aelin*

Rowan: With all the force of a great typhoon *as Aelin is chopping wood*

Rowan: With all the strength of a raging fire *as Aelin is carrying a heavy pot in the kitchen*

Emrys: (in the background) BE A MAN

Rowan: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON *flies to Aelin's window and creeps in the shadows as she's sleeping*

Aelin: Rowan what the FUCK