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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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"-so that's how my week went. Had to scrub shoe prints off the ceiling again but what's new about that, right? What about you, Bruce?" said Lois, crossing her right leg over the left as she looked at her friend.

Refilling his glass and taking a sip of the rose colored wine, the billionaire replied, "oh, nothing much, same ol' same ol'. Dicks off in Blüdhaven, Jason's in his rebel phase, I don't even know what's going on with tim to be honest. Duke and Cass pretty much do they're own thing and Damian is trying to live up to Jay's nickname of "demon brat", he shrugged. He looked over when his reply was met with silence, his eyes being met with a worried and judgmental gaze.

"Is everything okay, Bruce? You and your kids don't seem very....close? No offense."

The 36 year old spoke without thinking, internally cringing as he heard himself speak, "we're as close as any family. I don't see any difference between my kids and I and when it was just Alfred and I."

The brunette reporter thought, perfectly manicured eyebrows scrunching together. She hesitated before asking, "How close we're you and Alfred, Bruce? When you were younger?"

He thought a moment. How close were they? He has plenty of fond memories, mostly birthdays and holidays, but he doesn't really recall any alfred-centric memories beyond that. He was mostly left to his own devices as a kid and teen during the day, meals were silent, and when Alfred wasn't cleaning or cooking he was doing paperwork and required silence.

He loved Alfred, he really did. He was a tough old man, but he practically raised him. Not as much as the streets of gotham had, but he was still mostly there, right?

Bruce's thoughts spiraled from 'yeah he was a great dad' to 'every parent gets critical of what their kid is doing' and 'did he really not want me' to 'i wonder what happened to Rose?'

He didn't notice when Lois left and he was finally alone with his contemplation and wine.

Bruce Wayne Week: Day 2: Identity

Rated: G

Author chooses not to use content warnings

Tim sometimes wished Bruce was more like Brucie at home. Fun, care-free, etc. But alas, he supposes he should just enjoy the Brucie moments at the office- like right now.

Bruce cleared his throat and stood up, face morphing into a bright and airy smile. He grabbed the projector clicker and type something into his computer. They had been brainstorming how they could find the elusive Batman, hoping he'd agree to let them fund him, besides having Gotham's protector's support would look good on paper.

"Thank you all for coming to this meeting," bruce started, "now to start this off I'll give my presentation first..." The man clicked a button and Tim almost choked at the title, wondering where this would all lead.

'Who I, Bruce Wayne, Think Batman Is: A List."

"Right, okay, first off we have Lex Luthor. Firstly he's rich and I've never seen batman and him in the same room together. Second, I know he's a villain but, that's kind of the perfect disguise. Third, he's bald...so helmet hair isn't a problem for him-"

Tim was going red in the face, trying hard to keep his laughter quiet.

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Bruce Wayne Week 2021: Day 1: Gothic

Oliver leaked this photo of sophomore Bruce to the press, bc no one believed him that Mr Billionaire Brucie was a goth theatre kid

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

I'm doing a day camp for my school so here are things I've witnessed (and I'll be adding more until Saturday 21/8)

Damian:

*picks a wild blackberry and eats it* "mm...dog piss."

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Teen!Bruce:

"Yeah it's breath-taking, but is it bussin'?"

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Steph:

"This is a weird looking nectarine..."

Duke: "That's because it's a plum."

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Jason, pointing at Aquaman:

"Oh look! A water hobo!"

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Cass:

*after getting soaked with water*

I could single-handedly end the drought right now.