Bruce: It's Educational

Bruce: it's educational

Dick, age 11: Can I come to the active crime scene?

Bruce: Yeah, sure. Why not?

you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

If you want a writing prompt: baby (kids) bruce and andrea beaumont being besties jdjdjdj in a strange way bc they're both weird as fuck

"I'm gonna be the Dark Knight!" he says trying to growl, although it comes as more of a soft grr.

"I'm gonna be the...the phantom!!!" Andrea exclaims.

The two raun around the giant yard, occasionally slipping on the dew-slick grass. Kicking and punching and pulling punchlines, fighting their own invisible monsters.

"Y-yeah! And, and we're gonna fight crime!"

"And beat up old ladies!"

"Yeah! Wait what-"

"Watch out Bruce! Behind you!" The six year old dives out of the way of a giant imaginary laser beam.

Bruce laughs as his best friend trips and face plants in the flowerbed, mumbling something about a clown as she corrected herself. They spend the rest of the morning playing and having fun, being kids, until Mr. Wayne is finally done from his meeting with Mr. Beaumont.

me writing Batman fics: *crosschecking 15 different comics and re-reading an entire run just to make sure I get the timeline and events correct*

Some of y'all: *literally just writing them and hitting 'post' while maybe occasionally checking the Wiki page, apparently*

People who draw/bruce with a nose bump and curly hair???? How does it feel to be correct??????

everyones asleep post shitty self indulgent riddlebat