BEETLEJUICE AU

BEETLEJUICE AU

Lydia Deetz- Bruce Wayne

Beetlejuice- Joker

Barbara Maitland- leslie thomkins

Adam Maitland- Jim Gordon

Delia Deetz- ?

Charles Deetz- Alfred Pennyworth

people don’t realize how much i love the idea of soft awkward dad bruce like he really is trying so hard and doesn’t wanna fuck it up and him being like a control freak he’s like This Has To Be Up To My Very High Standards and so he’s baking cupcakes with dick and somehow bruce fucks up the measurements and his cupcakes taste like ass and he’s like... dick i’m so sorry. i’m the worst dad ever. and dick is like ??? you big dramatic goth bitch... we can just make more bro you’re Rich and bruce since he’s young and stupid is like omfg... you’re right 😳 and dick is like anyways i just really like hanging out w you bc you’re cool :-) and bruce is in tears in the corner sobbing about how much he loves his son and how alfie please next time have the measurements ready for me so i don’t make a fool of myself in front of my much cooler than me small impressionable child

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

instead of saying hey queen/king can we start saying “yes chef” like in hell’s kitchen

Tim, sitting in the corner: The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

Dick: Ok?

Tim: We're the birds.

Dick: Wait...

Tim: And Bruce is the bourgeoisie.

Dick: *sits down* Fuck.

Jason: The fuck are you guys doing?

Dick: The birds work for the bourgeoisie...

@catboybatman it must run in the family

Since Dami is short in general what if he wore heels in his Robin costume lmao

Yes

YES

Dami absolutely wears platforms/heels