Instead Of Saying Hey Queen/king Can We Start Saying Yes Chef Like In Hells Kitchen

instead of saying hey queen/king can we start saying “yes chef” like in hell’s kitchen

Alfred and Barbara (Oracle) bonding bc they sit behind screens while their fam gets beaten up and stuff? Its kinda vague

I did this with just Bruce and Dick being mentioned but it would go on into the entire family. (I made Barbara and Bruce have a sibling-like relationship because I feel like that would work so well with this kind of thing, and besides Aunt Barbara would be such a cute concept)

Barbara sighed and felt like shaming her head down on the table. 

"Something wrong, Miss Barbara?" She turned to the old man and shrugged, 

"They're idiots. All of them. They are going to get themselves killed!" She said, turning on the comms long enough for Alfred to hear the commotion from the Battle that Robin and Batman were currently in. 

Alfred set down the tray of tea and rested his hand on her shoulder, 

"Ah yes, they have a terrible disease when it comes to that. Have had it for years." She looked up at him and raised her eyebrow, 

"What disease?"

"Dumbass disease, Miss Barbara, and it's fatal."

His comment started making more and more sense as she did more and more Oracle work. The boys would come home with broken ribs, broken limbs, bruises to high hell, and even one time Bruce broker his fucking spine. 

Barbara (and Alfred too, except she's pretty sure he's an immortal god)  will die from worry and stress one day, and it'll be all her pseudo-brother and nephew's fault. 

Batfam + Co as conversations my friends and I have pt. 2

Jason: holy fuck my stomach hurts

Dick: aw do you have a twummy ache?

Jason: no I have stomach cancer

Dick: what 😀

Dick: Jay srsly?

Dick: Jason????

Dick: Jason answer me do you really have stomach cancer or was that a joke-

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

I......I don't really have an explanation except that I'm a lesbian and she was one of the first female villains that I saw when I was younger and that turned into me wanting to get married to her idk

you're not a real dc fan unless you have at least one (1) questionable crush at one of the villains

Okay but this is so cute but also funny bc Clark and Diana could panic during a mission and just fucking YEET Bruce,

and plus if Diana is 8'9 he only comes up to her h i p s

All i want is for Superman to be over 6'7 and pure muscle and fat while Batman is 5'2 and built like a noodle

+ wonder women being 8'9, buff and gay