Alfred And Barbara (Oracle) Bonding Bc They Sit Behind Screens While Their Fam Gets Beaten Up And Stuff?

Alfred and Barbara (Oracle) bonding bc they sit behind screens while their fam gets beaten up and stuff? Its kinda vague

I did this with just Bruce and Dick being mentioned but it would go on into the entire family. (I made Barbara and Bruce have a sibling-like relationship because I feel like that would work so well with this kind of thing, and besides Aunt Barbara would be such a cute concept)

Barbara sighed and felt like shaming her head down on the table. 

"Something wrong, Miss Barbara?" She turned to the old man and shrugged, 

"They're idiots. All of them. They are going to get themselves killed!" She said, turning on the comms long enough for Alfred to hear the commotion from the Battle that Robin and Batman were currently in. 

Alfred set down the tray of tea and rested his hand on her shoulder, 

"Ah yes, they have a terrible disease when it comes to that. Have had it for years." She looked up at him and raised her eyebrow, 

"What disease?"

"Dumbass disease, Miss Barbara, and it's fatal."

His comment started making more and more sense as she did more and more Oracle work. The boys would come home with broken ribs, broken limbs, bruises to high hell, and even one time Bruce broker his fucking spine. 

Barbara (and Alfred too, except she's pretty sure he's an immortal god)  will die from worry and stress one day, and it'll be all her pseudo-brother and nephew's fault. 

@catboybatman it must run in the family

Since Dami is short in general what if he wore heels in his Robin costume lmao

Yes

YES

Dami absolutely wears platforms/heels

Not his fault Lex stopped growing hair

BEETLEJUICE AU

Lydia Deetz- Bruce Wayne

Beetlejuice- Joker

Barbara Maitland- leslie thomkins

Adam Maitland- Jim Gordon

Delia Deetz- ?

Charles Deetz- Alfred Pennyworth

Okay but this is so cute but also funny bc Clark and Diana could panic during a mission and just fucking YEET Bruce,

and plus if Diana is 8'9 he only comes up to her h i p s

All i want is for Superman to be over 6'7 and pure muscle and fat while Batman is 5'2 and built like a noodle

+ wonder women being 8'9, buff and gay

*After resurrecting Jason in the Lazarus pit*

Talia al ghul: Do you have any medical conditions?

Jason Todd: Well, I was just killed.