Y'all

Y'all

I have some s h i t that I'm making and it's taking all of my self control not to post everything one by one

I just want to see jewish Bruce punch a Holocaust denier

Hygiene

Jason uses three in one shampoo bodywash and conditioner.

Tim blow dries his hair

Steph’s leave in conditioner is fire

Damian has extreme brand loyalty to axe body spray. It might be because it annoys everyone else, it might be because it’s named after a weapon, who can say?

Bruce secretly loves bath bombs.

Dick has always had ridiculously perfect skin, we blame genetics, cause it’s definitely not his skincare routine or his diet.

Everyone else has wild breakouts around where their masks touch their skin if they don’t appease the skincare gods.

Alfred taught Bruce how to shave, and everytime Bruce teaches one of the boys they both feel feelings.

When Cass came along she only had assassin skills not life skills. She wanted to shave her legs, but she had no idea how.

Bruce called Babs in a panic and she walked them through it. Bruce shaved his legs too, in solidarity.

the concept of selina x talia is sooooo fucking funny if you think about damian's reaction to the whole thing.

i mean, selina was engaged to be married to his father, this woman almost became his STEPMOM. that's a pretty big deal lmao. but she broke up with him, so damian didn't have to worry about it after.

BUT

imagine you're damian and your mom starts seeing someone. and you're like ew im 13 i don't care about this shit. but it gets serious and your mom wants you to meet them and you're like whatever i still don't care. but then BUT THEN your moms all like "damian meet your new stepmommy" and it's the FUCKING CATWOMAN AGAIN. and she is now dating your MOM. and you're just like *flips the table* ARE YOU KIDDING ME MOTHER?????

Batfam + Co as conversation my friends and I have pt.4

Jason, walking past Damian's room: goodnight snotty

Damian: goodnight thotty

So I love the Billy Batson becoming an official Bat-son fics as much as the next fangirl. But and hear me out here what if we took canon and mashed it with this idea. Bruce knows that Billy is Captain Marvel. He knows the boy can look out for himself. And that he has friends in the magical community not to mention Clark on his side. 

But imagine Alfred or any of Bruce’s kids finding Billy. Tiny black haired blue eyes orphan named Batson? Where else is he to go but to the manor. And then Bruce, completely out of character, rejects the kid. 

His family is horrified and Billy won’t stop laughing even though he knows it’s just going to get him stupid amounts of monitor duty. Billy can’t wait to tell Barry and Hal about this, they’re going to lose it. Victor won’t ever let Billy live it down that the entire bat family keeps technically kidnapping him to try and force Bruce to take care of him.