I Have This Headcanon Where Billy As A 17 Year Old Still Never Told The Justice League His Age And Batman

I have this headcanon where billy as a 17 year old still never told the justice league his age and batman still does not know so every time he cannot attend a meeting he would come with with some smilier excuse like  “ listen clark um I cannot stay for todays meeting my teenage son is going on a date and he wants me to drive him to the restaurant so yeah I gotten leave” 

just extra things 

(hal sitting next to them is like “yeahhh how does a 27 year old have a teenage son???? come up with a better lie or just say you dont want to come to the meeting” 

billy pulls out his phone with a picture of shazam in civilian clothing with 17 year old billy (lets say really REALLY good photoshop) and he says “look! he is actually my son! and I am super late already so clark can I leave???” 

superman looking at the picture and than at shazam “ wow you two look so much alike ” shazam smiles  and says “ yeah but anyways can I please leave clark??”) 

end 

but it would also backfire so like one day batman hears about Shazam’s “son” and he tells him to bring him over to Wayne Manor so that he can hang out with Tim and shazam panics and says “ ahh my son….. is a big joker fan and if I bring him to gotham I am afraid he might become a joker goon” making shazam cringe internally by just saying that but batman pauses for a minute looking at shazam and than nods “you are right I know so many teens who are joker goons because of these weird tiktok trends” 

Bruce's dad senses must have been off the charts when Shazam revealed his identity to the league

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