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‘Give me Sunshine’ Potion for Happiness
I think I have a new favorite beverage! This potion is quick and easy to make – ideal for college witches, new witches, and even children! The recipe itself can be enjoyed as a non-witch beverage too.
Ingredients:
- milk (or milk substitute)
- vanilla or honey
- cinnamon, cloves, or nutmeg
Process:
1. Pour a glass of milk. Add vanilla or honey, depending on what you have. I used ¼ tsp of vanilla in mine. Using either a spoon or your finger, stir the glass counter-clockwise to banish negativity. Put the glass in the microwave for about 30-45 seconds.
2. Add cinnamon, cloves, or nutmeg as desired. I used both cloves and cinnamon in mine.
nutmeg - luck, love, clairvoyance
cinnamon - happiness, luck, wealth
cloves - luck, protection, love
3. Stir the beverage clockwise to promote positivity and activate your ingredients.
Enjoy!
Hot Chocolate Spell
(Thank you @thehumancat for the drawing! I love it so much!)
For my 200th post, here is a hot chocolate spell for emotional wellbeing!
Milk chocolate packet for self-love (water)
Milk for calm
Vanilla extract to soothe anxiety
Cinnamon for emotional warmth (fire)
Whipped cream to become lighter (air)
Dark chocolate for grounding (earth)
Add the milk chocolate packet to warm milk. Add a few drops of vanilla extract. Say: I call upon the element of water, to wash away all my worries. Mix in a clockwise rotation and focus on drawing in self-love and calm feelings.
Add in ¼ to 1 teaspoon of cinnamon. Say: I call upon the element of fire, to burn away my negative feelings, and allow positivity to grow in the ashes. Mix in a clockwise rotation, and focus on bringing warmth and positivity.
Add whipped cream. Say: I call upon the element of air, to carry away my guilt and let me feel light again. If you make it, whip it in a counter-clockwise rotation while focusing on letting go of guilt and feeling lighter. If you use a can, apply it in a counter-clockwise motion as best as you can. Focus on the airiness of the cream, and letting go of guilt so that you can feel that lightness.
Grate the dark chocolate and sprinkle it on the whipped cream in a clockwise motion. Say: I call upon the element of earth, to always nurture and ground me when my mind starts to spiral. Focus on being grounded and in control of your emotions when need be.
Hold the cup in your hands, feel the warmth and let it calm you. Take three deep breaths to clear your mind, and think only positive things for your emotional growth in the year ahead. Drink and enjoy!
Infused Water Magic
perhaps it’s a bit too warm for coffee potions, or hot chocolate magic, or even tea spells, but you still want to work a little magic into your day. infused waters! here’s just a couple of suggestions with fruit and even herbs, and their correspondences.
for all recipes, chop, cube, or slice all fresh ingredients. let them sit in a bottle of cool water for a few hours. the longer it waits, the more flavor infuses. afterwards, you can eat the fruit or infuse it again!
Honeydew Melon and Raspberry 🍈 🍇
for fertility, love, beauty, protection, abundance, and lunar magic
Strawberry, Lime, and Cucumber 🍓 🍊 🍠
for love, chastity, fertility, healing, fortune, peace and protection.
Raspberry, Rose Petal, and Vanilla 🍇 🌹 🍃
for love, protection, divination, healing, psychic abilities. happiness, and lust.
Citrus and Cucumber 🍊 🍠
for purification, protection, beauty, divination, purification, and wealth.
Rosemary and Grapefruit 🍃 🍈
for exorcism, healing, love, lust, protection, purification, spirituality and energy
Watermelon and Mint 🍉 🍃
for purification, new beginnings, exorcism, healing, protection, and wealth.
Strawberry, Lemon, and Basil 🍓 🍊 🍃
for courage, exorcism, protection, friendship, purification and love.
Orange and Blueberry 🍊 🍇
for protection, beauty, divination, fortune, love, purification, and wealth
magick spiced hot cocoa
during the colder months, a cup of hot cocoa can bring wonderful warmth and coziness. you can add a few spices to bring magick into the mug that inspires happiness, healing, and self-love. you will need:
☾ ¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder (self love and grounding)
☾ ½ cup granulated sugar (granting wishes)
☾ 1/3 cup hot water
☾ ¼ tsp salt
☾ 4 cups milk (dairy or non-dairy)
☾ 1 tsp vanilla extract (love, restoring lost energy)
☾ 1 tsp fresh orange zest (abundance and happiness)
☾ a pinch of ground nutmeg (attracting prosperity)
☾ a pinch of allspice (warmth and healing)
combine the cocoa, sugar, salt, nutmeg and allspice with the water in a pot over medium heat. stir constantly until the mixture boils; continue stirring constantly for 1 more minute.
stir in the milk and continue to heat the mixture, without letting it boil. remove from heat and add vanilla and orange zest. serve immediately.
Hot Chocolate Magic ☕
with hot chocolate season on the way, there are a lot of subtle ways to work a little magic into your mug! a compiled list of easy recipes to have some magic in your day
for all recipes, melt chocolate in the microwave, and mix in heated milk.
Caramel 🍬
½ cup milk, 5 oz. chopped milk chocolate, 3 tsps caramel, ¼ cup heavy cream. for love, kindness, domestic works
Cinnamon Spice 🍃
1 cup milk, 5 oz. chopped dark chocolate, ¼ tsp cinnamon, a pinch cayenne pepper. divination, fortune, healing, power, prosperity, protection, psychic abilities, spirituality, wealth, and wisdom.
Orange 🍊
1 cup milk, 2 oz. chopped dark chocolate, ½ tbsp sugar, ½ tbsp grated orange peel. for beauty, divination, fortune, love, purification, and wealth.
White Lavender 🌾
1 cup whole milk, ½ chopped white chocolate, ¼ tsp lavender flowers. for chastity, happiness, love, peace, protection, and purification.
Peppermint 🍬
1 cup whole milk, ½ cup chopped milk chocolate, 1 peppermint candy. for healing, love, psychic abilities, and purification.
Pumpkin Spice 🎃
1 cup whole milk, 1 tsp. chocolate powder, ½ tsp pumpkin spice, 1 tsp. maple syrup. for banishment, divination, healing, prosperity, and protection
Hazelnut 🌰
1 cup whole milk, a pinch salt, 1 tsp cocoa, 2 tbsp nutella or ¼ tsp hazelnut extract. for fertility, protection against evil, creativity, intuition, and psychic abilities
Vanilla 🌾
½ cup milk, 5 oz. chopped milk chocolate, 1 tsp vanilla extract. for happiness, love, and lust.
Peanut Butter 🌰
1 cup skim milk, 2 oz. chopped dark chocolate, ¼ cup peanut butter, add cream to taste. for wealth, love, and fortune.
💔 Elixir of the Wounded Heart Tea Potion 💔
inspired by Once Upon A Time, a tea potion made to soothe an injured heart
💔 gather: 2 parts cran-raspberry juice, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part pineapple juice, cinnamon, 2 tea bags.
💔 mix the juices over the stove on high heat.
💔 stir in the cinnamon.
💔 heat water, steep tea bags 5-10 minutes.
💔 mix juice into tea
💔 serve warm.
💔 chant “cor aut mors“ before drinking.
Death Stranding Bonds Potion 👥
a request, inspired by death stranding, a potion be for strengthening bonds
👥 gather: cocoa powder, a mug, salt, sugar, cinnamon, and cloves, and milk or milk substitute of your choice
👥 in the mug, mix a heaping spoonful of cocoa powder, a pinch of salt, 1-3 spoonfuls sugar (to taste). a pinch each of cinnamon and ground cloves
👥 add 2 spoonfuls of water, mix thoroughly. heat briefly and mix again to melt the sugar
👥 add milk, mix well. heat to preferred drinking temperature
👥 if you are of legal drinking age, add a little red wine for flavor.
👥 top off with black licorice cords and orange zest on top of whipped cream
i apologize for the norman reedus baby sobbing gif i could not find an appropriate one from the game
Earl grey lavender London fog
Since I needed Lavender for a recipe and for my Imbolc Simmer pot, and since I could only find a big bag of lavender, I decided to put the lavender to good use!
Ingredients: earl grey (loose or bags), lavender, vanilla extract, milk of your choosing, sugar
Brew your earl grey tea with half a teaspoon lavender (in a tea strainer if you have, otherwise once it's brewed you have some scooping to do). I'd brew it stronger than you usually do since the milk can "water" it down quite a bit. I made a cup of tea with 1 heaping teaspoon of loose Earl Grey and half a teaspoon lavender and let it steep for 5 minutes.
Next steam 100ml of milk or just heat it in a saucepan and add a fourth of a teaspoon, or half, of the vanilla extract. Up to you! I put the milk and vanilla extract in my Aeroccino 😅
Add sugar to your tea if you need it, add the milk and enjoy!
Moon Spell Cookies Ingredients: • 1 cup of finely grated almonds (optional) • 1 ¼ cups of flour • ¼ cup of confectioner’s sugar • ¼ cup of butter • 1 egg yolk Directions: 1. Combine almonds, flour, and sugar. 2. Work in butter and egg yolk until well blended. 3. Set it in the fridge until chilled. 4. Roll into crescent moon shapes or use a cookie cutter. 5. Place on greased cookie sheet and bake at 320 degrees Fahrenheit (160 degrees Celsius) for 20 minutes. Spells for: Love - Add a few pinches of rosemary, sweet basil, cinnamon, and honey. Prosperity - Add cinnamon, nutmeg, basil, and grated lemon peel. Protection - Add cloves, rosemary, anise, and cinnamon. Psychic Ability - Add star anise, nutmeg, orange, and thyme.
❄️🍲Soothing Winter Stew❄️🍲
This is a classic dish, some of you may better know as Labskovs but there's heaps of variations of it! It's a winter favorite for me and always cook tons of it; it's better shared and honestly is one of those recipes that's always better the next day! 🤎 It can be easily adjusted to whatever leftovers you have around(meat, veggies, portions, etc.). For my own practice, I often take the act of making it and make that an offering to Hel and when the stew is done it's an offer to Loki's family, landvættir, and make it a community meal. Do what you please with it and I do hope you enjoy my take on the recipe, please share any photos if you make it!
You'll Need:
5lbs of potatoes - russet is preferred, anything that's flowery
2lbs of chuck steak
4 1/2 cups of water
1 large onion or 1 1/2 medium sized ones
1lbs of baby bellas sliced(I often change this out with whatever we have leftover, sometimes carrots, leeks, or cabbage)
6 bay leaves
5 thyme sprigs or 3/4 tsp of dried thyme
whole garlic clove
4tbsp of butter
2tbsp of pepper
1tbsp of coarse salt
a dutch oven or large sauce pan
To garnish:
6tbsp of chopped chives
Sauerkraut or pickled beets
loaf of bread on the side - we tend to favor potato or rye
To cook:
Heat 2tbsp of the butter in your pan at medium heat. While the pan is warming cut the steak into one inch cubes.
Add the steak to the butter and and brown slightly. Then immediately add the water and gradually bring the water to a boil. [Skim all the froth off the service].
Add the onions, mushrooms, whatever vegetables you chose, bay, thyme, cloves, pepper + salt into the pot. Let it simmer for an hour.[Do not let it boil!]
While the stew is simmering, cut(and peel if you want) your potatoes into 1inch cubes. Add them to the pot and let it simmer for another hour or until the meat falls apart easily and is tender.
Drain off the excess water and add the remaining butter to the pot. Stir clockwise until mixed and mashed, but keep the potatoes a little lumpy.
Serve with your garnishes and enjoy! Let it cool before storing in the fridge.
Correspondences:
baby bellas - longevity, intuition, safety, good health + healing(this is a correspondence i use based on the actual healing effect of mushrooms)
bay leaf - purification, clairvoyance + divination, prosperity + strength(the last two I tend to use w/the intention of the whole household or families I'm sharing with)
cabbage(sauerkraut) - ancestral magic + old wisdom(cabbage is supposedly one the oldest vegetables known to man), protection, moon oriented magic
garlic - courage + strength, healing, spell breaking + shielding
pepper - banishing negativity + cleansing(I like to use intent for the hearth because the whole home is smelling like stew in the end), protection
salt - security + protection, healing, purifying
thyme - good fortune + health, courage, happiness, healing
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Womb-healing potion for painful periods
I’ve always had a bad relationship with my uterus and my period cramps are a fine depiction of it. As I try to love my womb, understand it and heal it, I still experience horrible periods, and I know a lot of us do. So I have perfected my own potion to not simply cast a spell but try and perpetually heal my uterus and our connection, one period at a time.
It should heal symptoms such as:
Cramps
Headaches
Foul mood (sadness, melancholy, anger, despair)
Lack of energy
Ingredients:
Cinnamon: happiness and healing.
Thyme: healing herb, health, courage, strength; banishes melancholy, negative vibrations, feelings of despair and hopelesness.
Ginger: natural anti-inflammatory, gets rid of cramps by relieving pressure
Lavender (in any form you may find): relaxation, peaceful dreams, purification, love; banishes, stress and headaches.
Cardamom: femenine energy, Venus, water signs (emotions), relaxes body, clears the mind and relieves indigestion.
Add to:
Boiling milk for nightime (sweet, calming and sleep-inducing. I add some vanilla extract for extra sweetness)
Boiling black tea for daytime (femenine energy, vitalizing, improves mood and activity, banishes negativity)
In order to prepare it with intent, feel your pain and visualize it fading away as you stirr clockwise, then communicate with the potion (you don’t need to be vocal) asking for healing, as you stirr counter-clockwise. I personally find myself begging very openly to ease my pain and grant my womb some peace.
Let it sit and then strain.
I recommend preparing it the moment before you drink it, instead of stocking it away for later, but it depends on how you feel your own intent. I also added dry white roses to the one in the pictures.
Fountain Landscape in San Francisco Inspiration for a mid-sized mediterranean full sun and drought-tolerant backyard stone water fountain landscape in spring.
HE LOOKS SO EDIBLE OMLLLLLL
So today I made 2 discoveries!
#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:
#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:
I have done a Thing™ with this information.
BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN