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I definitely shouldn't have placed those Testosterone Chocolates lying out in the open.
My younger bro here got to one and look how he ended up. I'm really waiting to see dad, since my bro said he ate like 5 of those chocolates.
While waiting what should i do with the rest of these. Should I share or finish them by myself.

Nick Pulos
Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
The six human Testosterone bottles:

Trans Dick Grayson Head canons
He knew from super young that he was a boy. Like he was 3 or 4 telling people he was not a girl. I like to imagine his parents just kind of rolled with it. Like they live in a circus. Being weird is like... a prerequisite or something. Maybe Richard is what they were gonna name him if he had been born male so he chose that then found out that Dick was a nickname of Richard and the rest is history.
All this to say, he'd been living as Dick Grayson for years by the time he met Bruce.
This is how I think Bruce found out. So Dick wasn't born in the United States (no idea if this is canon or not but for the sake of this head canon that is the assumption I am operating under). So it would probably take Bruce a bit to get all of Dick's papers like birth certificates and other forms and he's very confused as to why he got a girls birth certificate?
Dick *walking into Bruce's office*: Hey B
Bruce: Oh good, I wanted to talk to you. Do you have a sister or a female cousin you haven't told me about?
Dick: No???
Bruce: Ok well I'm trying to get all your papers sorted and I think Haly may have sent me the wrong ones because these are for a girl named [insert dead name of choice] Grayson.
Dick: What? No, thats me?
Bruce *now very confused*: What???
Dick *confused at Bruce's confusion*: Ya? I was born [deadname] but thats not my name anymore?
Bruce *realizing this means his new tiny son is trans* hnn
Bruce asks him a few days later if he wants him to change his paperwork so it says Richard Grayson and has his sex marker as M. Dick is kind of confused why it matters but is just like sure?
The Puberty Talk is very awkward on Bruce's front. He ends up talking to Dick about hormone blockers to hold off on puberty for a bit which Dick agrees to. He starts blockers at 11.
At 13 he starts on a low dosage of Testosterone under the guidance of Dr. Tompkins and a pediatric endocrinologist.
Bruce does all of his T shots for him and they make a little event out of it. They day they do the shots they take a night off from patrol and order take out and eat it on the couch while they watch a movie. These are also the only days Alfred lets them eat ice cream straight out of the carton. (Bruce still goes on patrol but only after Dick goes to bed. It wouldn't do to have a very noticeable pattern of days he takes off).
Because of this Dick never goes through female puberty, combine that with the fact that everyone knows Bruce Wayne adopted a son, he's pretty much stealth.
When he's 16 he starts talking to Bruce about getting bottom surgery (he doesn't need top surgery seeing as he never grew breasts). He has all three bottom surgeries over the next year.
I like to think that he just... forgets people don't know. Like it doesn't occur to him that to everyone thats not Bruce, Alfred or Leslie he just looks like a cis dude. Maybe when he's like 17 he goes to pride and wears a trans flag or paints the trans flag on his cheek or something. The papparazi take a photo of him and it becomes Big News.
They hold one press conference to be like "ya I'm a trans guy, I've always been a trans guy. No stop asking about my transition that is private medical information"
He becomes more involved in the trans community after that.
Extra: Maybe he is an olympic athlete as well. obviously he competed in mens gymnastics. Imagine the debates that would cause.

OPEN COMMISSIONS!! SEMI-URGENT! PLEASE READ!!
Alt Text: Picture of my spiderman sona SpiderSharks surrounded by fish and bubbles and stars with the title "Commissions Open" under them. The text reads "Hi! My name is Alpine, i am a queer artist, and i have finally gotten a prescription for Testosterone!!! Yayyyyyy! However, i now need the funds to buy it. It costs 70 AUD for 1 bottle which lasts 2 months!! Commissions are my only current source of income, so i would greatly appreciate it if you could share or relog this so i can afford my first dose! I take my commissions through my Ko-Fi (@AlpineEthira or thru the link in my bio), however i can also do other commissions via paypal if you would like art that isn't listed on my ko-fi. Plz share this. Heart Emoji. Thankyou for the support. Kindly, AlpineEthira."
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"It's just a little bit of testosterone weight"
You say while struggling to button a pair of brand new XL jeans.
Your body has been changing. T has made you hairy, masculine and confident for the first time ever.
But even though you won't admit it just now, T has made you visibly obese.
And you're only 9 months on it... What is it going to be like in a year?
It is NEVER too late to live your truth. I’m 52 years old & never felt comfy in my own skin. (TBH I still don’t but am a work in progress!).
I have always enjoyed being a woman … I don’t want to not be a woman. I AM however MORE than that. I don’t feel like, for me, that’s non-binary as I see myself as “woman+” not “woman and” - I hope that makes sense.
I started testosterone approx 3 wks ago & am looking forward to seeing how this journey progresses.
It’s NEVER too late to live your truth & to define yourself however works best for YOU.

baby me would be in LOVE 🏳️⚧️
Hyperandrogenism caused me to have arm hair for the first time in my life.
My thoughts:
WHAT THE SHIT AND FUCK!?!?!?
No because let me get this straight
I can't fall asleep because I normally rest my head on my arm and now there are hairs up my nose and shit
So then I SHAVE THAT GARBAGE and then it's all??? Prickly??????? Why did that happen to me, it doesn't happen on legs, why did it happen to my arms, why am I being needled with tiny hair stomps????
What in she shit, trans men watch out, testosterone is a scam
Unless it doesn't happen to anyone else in which case fuck this shit idk what I did to deserve this
i think it would be like really funny if cis men also started showing pre-T photos in solidarity
like “this is me pre testosterone” and it’s just them when they’re like 10 years old and prepubescent
It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
Transition Update!
Huge step in my transition journey taken today! I talked to my gynecologist today and we came up with a plan of attack to stop my periods! We decided that we'll start with endometrial ablation and insert a progesterone only IUD at the same time to hopefully make the ablation last longer since it isn't a permanent procedure. We're hoping that, by the time the ablation's "shelf life" expires, I'll be in a better place to get a hysterectomy so I can take the months off needed to heal. Hopefully, by this time next month, I'll be able to stop my birth control completely and not have to deal with periods for a few years! Even better, I hope my testosterone will have killed my uterus as much as possible too!
bro why didnt my dr warn me that testosterone was gonna give me a piss kink 😔
please send help i am so horny all the time
Pretty hot but could work more on the thighs homie


ken
NEED YOUR HELP. . .
Hey so im FTM, i cant start Minoxidil or T because i dont have any money since im 15. If you would like to donate and help me out just send a couple bucks to my paypal. Thanks for reading
Paypal: redonionishere@gmail.com
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