Straight From The Tortured Poets Department!



Straight from the tortured poets department!
Requests are open!
I !do not! Write smut,
Tag list here; tag list

Who I write for!
Outerbanks!
: ̗̀➛ JJ Maybank!
Who is he?
- Kiara sets her up on a date but JJ just so happens to be working the night of..
Sight for sore eyes!
- JJ Maybank was a sight for sore eyes, and y/n has clearly had enough.
Call it what you want, call it what you want too!
- feelings & hot tubs
Guilty as sin!
- - JJ Maybank & y/n had a complicated relationship with is complicated reputation with girls and her little knowledge on boys.
Jump then fall into me!
Mary’s song ( oh my my my )
Florida!!! (Series)
: ̗̀➛ John B routledge!
: ̗̀➛ rafe Cameron!
The summer I turned pretty!
: ̗̀➛ Conrad fisher!
Stole my tortured heart!
Who are we to fight the alchemy!
: ̗̀➛ Jeremiah fisher!
: ̗̀➛ cam Cameron!
Stranger things!
: ̗̀➛ steve harrington!
: ̗̀➛ Billy Hargrove!
Footballers!
: ̗̀➛ Jude Bellingham!
It’s like I’m wasting your honour
I know my love should be celebrated but you tolerate it
: ̗̀➛ Jack grealish!
Percy Jackson!
: ̗̀➛ Luke castellan
Celebrities!
: ̗̀➛ Rudy Pankow
: ̗̀➛ Charlie bushnell
: ̗̀➛ Drew Starkey

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Florida!!!
Pairing - JJ Maybank x fem! Reader
Summary - much needed vacation with the Pogues became reality, when the beach house that y/n’s family go to each year gets offered to them, while there unresolved feelings become and issue when JJ starts to show more interest in her.
Warnings - smoking, feelings, JJ being an asshole, sexual innuendos, swearing, alcohol, unestablished relationship, angst, fluff.
Series playlist + extras!! - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5wGDnhGShjRmEUyOoL24nd?si=wrGnSLJFTd-lC-1jixn6XA&pi=e-iJTy102tRBWV
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Summer masterlist!
: ̗̀➛ summer nights. Y/n discovers that her family has offered her and the Pogues the summer at the beach house… and of course the group had to accept that offer.
: ̗̀➛ teenage dream. the Pogues are ecstatic, getting to chill out for the summer and not worry about parents - however, y/n everlasting crush on JJ become more apparent to the girls, as they take a stroll through a mall.
: ̗̀➛ under pink light in June. After getting confronted by Kie and Sarah the three girls go out to a party & y/n meets a boy… and JJ isn’t too happy about that.
: ̗̀➛ what does kill me makes me want you more. feelings are hard especially when the boy you like shows no interest but the second you talk to a guy he’s all jealous and shit.. but y/n sneaks out and goes on a date with said boy she met
: ̗̀➛ could you be loved. A day on the boat unravels JJ’s feelings towards y/n to the rest of the group apart from her, as she goes on another date and left heartbroken
: ̗̀➛ uptown girl. After it not working with club boy, she sulks in her bedroom her feelings growing deeper for JJ, as he works up the courage to ask y/n on a date.
: ̗̀➛ walking on a dream. After her long-term crush asks her out, she forgets all about club boy and finally goes on a date with JJ, while catching a drive in movie with the Pogues.
: ̗̀➛ Watch the world pass us by. As the beach house trip comes to a close, the group recalls the memories that they made, while JJ and y/n sneak off to watch the sunset on the beach.



Summer nights!
Summary; Y/n discovers that her family has offered her and the Pogues the summer at the beach house… and of course the group had to accept that offer.
Florida!!! Masterlist: Summer masterlist!
jj Maybank x fem! Reader
Warnings - smoking, feelings, JJ being an asshole, sexual innuendos, swearing, alcohol, unestablished relationship, angst, fluff.
Outerbanks was beautiful to say the least, she had a beautiful house, amazing friends and an amazing view to look at, no she didn’t mean the sunset and sunrise she saw ever morning she meant JJ Maybank, gorgeous, dumb blonde, flirt, and amazing abs.
But it was days like these she loved seeing JJ shirtless out on his board surfing, with John B, the girl had some news to share, but she could not Keep her eyes off of the blonde boy that was walking out from the water towards her, Sarah, pope and Kiara.
“Okay so..uh.. I..” she trailed on as the boy sat down beside her “my dad says, he can’t make it this year so my family isn’t going, but he offered us to go to our beach house in Florida this year for the full summer” she said making the two girls eyes go wide as the jumped up im excitement “so what do you say!” She asked making the girls nod in agreement.
“Yes!” The two girls brought the girl into a hug squeezing her “when do we leave!” Sarah asked “Sunday” she spoke making the girls squeal in excitement.
But Sunday came quicker than expected, she wasn’t complaining though, she loved her friends and that beach house with her whole heart.
The suitcases were tough to fit in, as the group piled into her car the airport was the next stop as it was 4:35am in the morning and she was tired as hell to drive all that way to Florida.
The plane ride journey was rough JJ had insisted to sit next to her, which was odd cuz he had never shown that much interest in her before. Turns out the big tough guy he claimed to be was scared of flying, she talked him through it though.
“I need to piss, and a coffee” she said as the group got off the plane and made their way to baggage claim “brb” she said after spotting the toilets.
After finishing her business she walked back out spotting the group, with her bags and drinks “for you m’lady” JJ said handing her the coffee with a smile on his face “thank you kind sir” she laughed putting on a British accent that was half-assed
After getting the car that was already pre-booked for the summer they made their way to the beach house, she was so excited to show her friends her happy place, if someone asked what she thought was home? She would always go back to this place in her mind, even when she was sad or upset.
“Home sweet home” she said as she pulled up into the driveway. They got out of the BMW the Pogues stood infront of it admiring the big house that stood in front of them “and why didn’t you invite us sooner?” John B exclaimed as he took the multiple suitcases out of the trunk.
“Never crossed my mind” she shrugged pulling on her suitcases to the front porch “we’re gonna have to double up by the way not enough rooms, it looks gigantic but there’s only three bedrooms upstairs” she spoke as the Pogues came up behind her as she unlocked the door.
“I call my parents bedroom!” She yelled as they rushed upstairs noticing JJ standing behind her “guess I’m stuck with you then.. huh?” She laughed as he followed up upstairs “what do you mean stuck with me” he laughed placing his hand on his chest in offence as he opened the double bedroom doors that led to her parents bedroom.
“God y/n this is room is bigger than my house” he mumbled as he threw himself on the California king bed “my parents like treat themselves when their on vacation, I have king bed” she said tiredly copying JJ as she left the suitcases at the door.
“This room makes the house look bigger than it actually is, it was so expensive for only three bedrooms” she groaned pulling herself up “and I swear to god JJ if you pull any of your shenanigans” she pulled her self up from the bed removing the pillow from behind his head “I will make you sleep on the couch” she said while smacking his face with the soft fabric.
“Now I’m gonna go get a bikini on while you unpack your shit okay?” She said as he gave her one of his charming smiles as she dragged her suitcases to the bathroom, a funny warm feeling over taking her body as she laid the suitcase out.
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“KIE, SARAH, WE HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO GET FOOD!” The girl said poking her head out the bedroom making the girls groan as the jet-lag was taking over all of them “c’mon!” She yelled as they followed her downstairs and back into the car.
The drive was short to the nearest Walmart picking out alcohol, and whatever junk food they could find, making sure to pick up sunscreen, and more cosmetics products. Not that they needed anymore anyways, their cart was full as they pushed it to check-out.
Five bags, is what they left with “I think we left with more than what we needed” she laughed as they pulled up back to the beach house “time to get this par-ty started!” Sarah jumped as they made their way inside spotting the boys lounging on the sofa.
The boys had jumped as soon as they saw the six-packs of beer being took out the bag and placed on the kitchen island.
The bathing suit she had put on before the girls left was handy as she slid her shorts off, she could a familiar pair of eyes on her as she slid the glass door open the warm air hitting her body as she looking around the familiar scenery.
She took a deep breath smelling the fresh salty air as she heard John B jump into the pool, pope jumping in next, she shook her head a smile appearing on her face as she was next to jump in.
“I hate saying this, but I can’t believe how much I missed this place” she said swimming over to the clear glass edge of the pool that looked out onto the beach “this place is so beautiful” Kiara said making the other Pogues agree.
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THE NIGHT HAD SLOWLY CAME AND THE SUN WAS SETTING AS THE POGUES LOUNGED IN THE HOT TUB laughing at whatever joke john B had made, the group was drunk but she wasn’t to drunk to notice JJ’s lingering gaze on her as he made his was closer to her everytime he got back into the hot tub after going out to get another beer.
“I genuinely can’t believe you ever complained about this place y/n” pope said making the girl roll her eyes “it’s even worse with family, believe me” her head falling back “anyways” she sleepily said “im gon’ call it a night” she said standing up almost falling over in the process, JJ’s hand catching hers as she got out.
“Me too, this one’s heavily intoxicated” he laughed “so are you” she hit his bare chest as she got out “let’s get you to bed” he said pulling her inside “ ‘m too sleepy” she slurred as she made her way upstairs.
“How am I more drunk than you?” She drunkenly laughed as she opened the door to the bedroom “‘m going for a shower” she huffed making her away into bathroom “g’night Jay” she slurred.
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Masterlist




Mary’s song ( oh my my my )
Pairing - JJ Maybank x fem! Reader
Summary; JJ and the reader’s relationship based on the song “Mary’s song (oh my my my)”
Warnings - smoking, kissing.

She said, I was seven and you were nine. I looked at you like the stars that shine in the sky, the pretty lights.
The sun had set, and the two kids sat side by side staring into the water as it glimmered against the moonlight, her head turned looking at the blonde-headed boy she called her best friend.
He shined, like the stars. She thought as she admired how pretty he was, although the two had no clue what the hell love was or hormones yet. She felt funny.
She wondered if he saw her like that, and if he felt funny whenever he looked at her. All she saw was stars when she looked into the blue eyed boy.
And our daddies used to joke about the two of us growing up and falling in love and our mamas smiled and rolled their eyes and said oh my my my
Although her family were kooks they were the most loving people ever. Excepting her and her little friend JJ Maybank she had met at the park, and she beg beg and beg her parents to let her go to the same school as him.
One Friday evening after pre-school, the four sets of parents had invited the Maybanks round for a dinner, obviously Before everything had happened with JJ’s mom passing away and his father becoming an asshole.
The two of the kids had ran off somewhere, carrying on just like kids do, when the two dads had spoke up. “They’re gonna realise their love for each other I bet you!” Y/n’s father said “he’s the only one I’d accept and trust with my daughter” he smiled at the Maybank family. 
“Very funny” her mother laughed making the mom’s roll their eyes at the two dads “it’s true! The two of them will, I bet” Luke spoke agreeing with her dad making the women roll their eyes again laughing at the men.
“Not gonna lie, I kinda see it happening aswell” JJ’s mom turned to look at y/n’s mom as the dads were off in a separate conversation “don’t tell them, but same” the women laughed watching the kids from a distance.
Take me back to the house in the back yard tree. Said you beat me up you were bigger than me, you never did, take me back to when our world was one block wide. I dared you to kiss me and ran when you tried. Just two kids you and I, oh my my my.
The house up in the tree that her dad had build, not too long ago for her 11th birthday was also a gift for JJ, since the two would spend most time up there, playing video games or just chilling whatever kids do.
The two were currently playing a video games nudging each other as they were completing with each other “I’ll beat you up!” He yelled a laugh coming along with the comment, “you wouldn’t dare!” She yelled back nudging him again. She was right he would never dare to touch his precious y/n y/l/n.
Now the two currently sat playing truth or dare after she bet him in the video game the two were playing “truth or dare, Jay” she said leaning on the bean bag “dare” he said copying her actions.
She sat in thought for a couple seconds as an idea had popped into her head “I dare you to kiss me!” She said before bolting out of the tree house, Him hot on her tail as he chased her around the yard laughing out loud when she almost tripped over her bike that way laying next to his.
Well, I was sixteen when suddenly I wasn’t that little girl you used to see. But your eyes still shined like pretty lights
No longer the little kids the two of them intended to be, at her sweet sixteenth birthday party, y/n and JJ had snuck away down to the beach to relive some old memories, it was dark as the two snuck down “crazy how we’re not kids anymore” she sadly smiled and sat down after placing a towel down to not ruin her dress.
“I know, least I got to spend the years with you huh” he said. Now, the two teenagers had turned into hormonal snot nosed teenagers, that smoked and drank against her parents wishes.
JJ had turned into, the islands heart throb, with girls. Y/n hated it, she hated all the attention he got, she missed when she was just hers and no one else’s.
As for y/n she had turned into a respectful young woman, but her and JJ were at different ends of the social spectrum but the still hung out when the could, obviously they had made more friends like now the two of them were Pogues, hung out with John B, pope, and kiara, ( who was another kook, like her ). Pope and kiara were the only ones who hung with her at school, but John B and JJ had their own friends.
But it was fine, she still loved JJ the same and maybe even more, and maybe just maybe he felt the same way about her.
“Remember that time you dared me to kiss you? And then you ran when I tried?” He said lighting the blunt that was already in his mouth “huh?” She raised her brows, of course she remembered, how could she forget? “We were playing truth or dare and you dared me to kiss you and then you like bolted away from me when I tried” he said handing her the blunt.
“Oh shit” she laughed “i do” she chuckled again leaning down on the towel “y’know” he paused taking the joint back “I would’ve done it if you would of let me” he copied her action leaning on of his side facing her “dude, we were what? Nine?” She shook her head “I’m surprised you even came tonight” she sighed
“What’d you mean” he said as the girl turned around on her side facing the boy “wouldn’t miss my favourite girls birthday over anything” he said reaching out and brushing a strand of hair that had fell out of place, behind her ear.
“Wanna play truth or dare?” He asked sitting up in a upright position “sure” she copied him “okay you go” she said “truth or dare birthday girl” the girl thought for a second before answering
“Dare” she sat back the boy copied her actions from when she was nine before he repeated her answer from that exact day.
“I dare you to… kiss Me” he trailed making the girls eyes go wild “what?” She chuckled awkwardly “I dare you to kiss me” he shrugged a smirk appearing on his face “if you insist” he smiled at her as he leaned forward puckering his lips up for her.
She took a breathy laughed before pressing her lips against his.
And our daddies used to joke about the two of us, they’d never believed we’d really fall in love, and our mamas smiled and rolled their eyes and said oh my my my
And yet they did bet on it, but they didn’t think it would become reality, as y/n told her father about her and JJ becoming a thing. Her dad had grinned high-fiving her mother with a grin making the woman roll her eyes.
JJ’s mother had passed, making it extra tough on JJ, but her family still accepted the boy, even though JJ’s father was now an asshole and bet the boy up repeatedly.
But y/n would welcome him with open arms and patch up back into one piece, and she was lucky enough to have parents that let boys sleep in her bedroom.
Take me back to the time, we had our very first fight slamming doors instead of kissing goodnight you stayed outside till the morning light.. oh my my my
No one ever expects it but it happens, some girl was flirting with JJ at a party while he was getting himself and y/n another drink, and yet he didn’t do anything it look like he was and y/n was mad.
“Why did you not just tell her to fuck off JJ!” She yelled as John B, Sarah, Kie and pope sat on the couch awkwardly glancing between the couple and themselves
“I don’t flirt with every girl I talk to y/n!” He yelled back “and she didn’t know I have a girlfriend!” He spat “you could’ve of told her, it’s so simple “oh by the way I have a girlfriend that I love so much and care deeply about” see that easy” she yelled
“She just wanted a drink y/n!” He explained angrily “yeah! Sure! That was totally the only thing on her mind when she was touching up all over you!” She yelled before slamming the door behind her after leaving the chateau.
It was around 4am when she heard light taps on her windows as she rolled her eyes knowing it was JJ, she turned her TV’s volume up ignoring the boy who just wanted her attention.
A few years had gone and come around we were sitting at our favourite spot in town, and you looked at me got down on one knee.
The beach was always pretty during sunset, the couple were now both 23 and had moved out of outer banks, only back to visit her parents for a couple days during the summer.
The girl had been caught up in the pretty sunset as they were sitting on one of the fold up chairs her parents had in the garage, she hadn’t noticed JJ looking at her with such love and affection in his eyes, but she had noticed the strange feeling that someone was stairing at her burning holes into the side of her face.
“What..?” She said a smile appearing on her face as she turned around to look at her boyfriend “nothing” he said getting up from the seat and bending down on one knee “y/l/n” he paused “I’ have loved you ever since I met you. And I’m extremely lucky to have such an amazing, gorgeous and incredible girl in my life.. so will you marry me?” He said tears prickling in her eyes as he spoke.
“Yes, yes, yes!” She smiled as she stood up as he copied her actions engulfing her in a hug and placing a light kiss on her lips.
Take me back to the time, when I walked down the aisle, the whole time came and my mama cried you said I do and I did too
The time had come for the couple to get married, the long white dress trailed behind her as she slowly walked down the aisle after Kiara and Sarah. Everyone’s eyes on her as she made her way towards JJ, his eyes glassy as she stood across from the boy.
The vows, came and this was it “do you.. JJ Maybank take thee y/n y/l/n to be your lawfully wedded wife?” He said as JJ nodded “I do” he said wiping a quick tear away “and do you y/n y/l/n take thee JJ Maybank to be your lawfully wedded husband?” a smile appeared on her face “I do” she smiled as the family and friends cheered a smile appearing on her face as JJ left the room with her bridal style.
I’ll be eighty seven; you’ll be eighty nine I’ll still look at you like the stars that shine in the sky.. oh my my my

A request for Jude : He doesn’t realize what he has until it’s gone



I know my love should be celebrated but you tolerate it!
Pairing - Jude Bellingham x fem! Reader
Summary - being a famous footballers girlfriend only comes with a price, and the fact that he cares more about the fame than you is more than enough to let him go.
Warnings - swearing, yelling, arguments.
A/n - thank you so much for the request! And all the love on the last Jude fic!!
Masterlist!

Having a famous boyfriend was good, until it wasn’t, all he really cared about was the fame, and the money, he showed affection sometimes, yet this was usually around his mother or any other member of his family.
But she had enough, she had been there through thick and thin, and he didn’t care to show anything back, and she wanted more. She needed more than this, and her friends were even agreeing with her.
“Just dump him, you deserve better y/n” one of her friends had said and so that is what she did.
“Hey” she made her way downstairs, her voice catching the attention of the footballer “alright?” He mumbled turning his attention back to the TV in front of him “can we talk?” She said playing with the hem of her shirt “mhm” he said not taking his attention off of the TV.
“I think we should break up.” She said straight up “what” his head snapped towards her “I think we should break up” she hummed as his eyes went wide.
“No” he turned back around “no? What do you mean no?” she stood up grabbing the remote from his hands and turning the TV so his attention Had to be on her “I mean no” he crossed his arms over his chest.
“You.. you can’t do that Jude, you treat me like shit, you barely show any attention to me and you expect me to do every single thing for you. So what do you mean no!” She spat “I don’t treat you like shit”
“Oh really? When was the last time you actually done something nice for me?” She said tears forming in her eyes as he sat there blankly.
“Exactly” she huffed in frustration walking away from him “baby” he said “no Jude, don’t baby me” he pushed his hand off of her as she walked to the door “we’re done.” She slammed the door
“You can’t do this babe” he said tears forming in his eyes, surprisingly. “Don’t call, don’t text, don’t do anything we’re done Jude and I mean it.”
That was the last time he saw her, she never came back to get her stuff or anything, and he sulked in his bed, he missed her, and surprisingly he had realised what a terrible boyfriend he had been, while y/n gave him the whole world. He screwed up big time.
Masterlist




Guilty as sin?
Pairing - JJ Maybank x fem! Reader
Summary - JJ Maybank & y/n had a complicated relationship with is complicated reputation with girls and her little knowledge on boys.
Warning - kissing. Fluffy
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The boneyard. The one place where Kooks and Pogues can party without fighting. It wasn’t unusual for a party at the boneyard on a Friday night, every week during summer vacation. The Pogues loved partying especially JJ Maybank & y/n y/l/n.
JJ lingered around the girl. Glances ever so often, as she talked to people that were in her classes last year before Kiara came up behind her putting an arm around her shoulder “he’s staring again.” She chuckled the two girls a little tipsy.
“Who’s staring Kie?” The girls eyebrows raised a smile taking over her face, as she looked around the beach, the brunette hit her jokingly “you know!” She said, a wider smile appearing on her face as she turned around seeing JJ leaning against a tree, sipping his drink.
“Oh! maybank?” She grinned “what are you on about Kie? I literally saw him Making out with a girl not even ten minutes ago.” She shrugged “you know he only has eyes for you y/n” she nudged her.
“JJ Maybank does not like me, Kiara” she sighed downing the rest of her drink “I’m definitely not his type. For one. And two, literally every girl goes for him because he’s a hot idiot” Kiara followed her over to the keg as she filled her drink up, Kiara had noticed JJ walking over.
The girl had turned around to say something to Kie but noticing that she had disappeared, she carried on filling her drink up.
“Alright y/n?” JJ approached her putting a hand on her bare shoulder with a firm grip “hey J” a light smile spreading on her face as she turned around “enjoying the party?” She asked as he moved his arm to around her shoulders draping over them.
“I am now that I’m with you” he smiled down at her “weren’t you just making out with a girl like 15 minutes ago?” Her brow raised “Hm, maybe I was maybe I wasn’t” he shrugged.
“Walk with me?” He said pulling her in the opposite direction of the party, the music becoming distant as they walked towards the water.
“You look really pretty tonight y/n” he whispered in her ear, a warm feeling taking over her body “your not being serious J” the girl laughed “if I wasn’t being serious, would I do this?” He said before standing in front of her cupping her face in his hands and planting his lips onto hers.
“I love you y/n” he released himself from her “but J-.” He cut her off “no, y/n. Please if you’d just give me a chance, I can make it work please. Just give me a chance y/n” her face was still cupped in between his hands “I love you y/n. And it’s came as a shock to me, but I do. I really do.” She sighed “I love you too JJ.”