Straight From The Tortured Poets Department!



Straight from the tortured poets department!
Requests are open!
I !do not! Write smut,
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Who I write for!
Outerbanks!
: ̗̀➛ JJ Maybank!
Who is he?
- Kiara sets her up on a date but JJ just so happens to be working the night of..
Sight for sore eyes!
- JJ Maybank was a sight for sore eyes, and y/n has clearly had enough.
Call it what you want, call it what you want too!
- feelings & hot tubs
Guilty as sin!
- - JJ Maybank & y/n had a complicated relationship with is complicated reputation with girls and her little knowledge on boys.
Jump then fall into me!
Mary’s song ( oh my my my )
Florida!!! (Series)
: ̗̀➛ John B routledge!
: ̗̀➛ rafe Cameron!
The summer I turned pretty!
: ̗̀➛ Conrad fisher!
Stole my tortured heart!
Who are we to fight the alchemy!
: ̗̀➛ Jeremiah fisher!
: ̗̀➛ cam Cameron!
Stranger things!
: ̗̀➛ steve harrington!
: ̗̀➛ Billy Hargrove!
Footballers!
: ̗̀➛ Jude Bellingham!
It’s like I’m wasting your honour
I know my love should be celebrated but you tolerate it
: ̗̀➛ Jack grealish!
Percy Jackson!
: ̗̀➛ Luke castellan
Celebrities!
: ̗̀➛ Rudy Pankow
: ̗̀➛ Charlie bushnell
: ̗̀➛ Drew Starkey

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Florida!!!
Pairing - JJ Maybank x fem! Reader
Summary - much needed vacation with the Pogues became reality, when the beach house that y/n’s family go to each year gets offered to them, while there unresolved feelings become and issue when JJ starts to show more interest in her.
Warnings - smoking, feelings, JJ being an asshole, sexual innuendos, swearing, alcohol, unestablished relationship, angst, fluff.
Series playlist + extras!! - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5wGDnhGShjRmEUyOoL24nd?si=wrGnSLJFTd-lC-1jixn6XA&pi=e-iJTy102tRBWV
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Summer masterlist!
: ̗̀➛ summer nights. Y/n discovers that her family has offered her and the Pogues the summer at the beach house… and of course the group had to accept that offer.
: ̗̀➛ teenage dream. the Pogues are ecstatic, getting to chill out for the summer and not worry about parents - however, y/n everlasting crush on JJ become more apparent to the girls, as they take a stroll through a mall.
: ̗̀➛ under pink light in June. After getting confronted by Kie and Sarah the three girls go out to a party & y/n meets a boy… and JJ isn’t too happy about that.
: ̗̀➛ what does kill me makes me want you more. feelings are hard especially when the boy you like shows no interest but the second you talk to a guy he’s all jealous and shit.. but y/n sneaks out and goes on a date with said boy she met
: ̗̀➛ could you be loved. A day on the boat unravels JJ’s feelings towards y/n to the rest of the group apart from her, as she goes on another date and left heartbroken
: ̗̀➛ uptown girl. After it not working with club boy, she sulks in her bedroom her feelings growing deeper for JJ, as he works up the courage to ask y/n on a date.
: ̗̀➛ walking on a dream. After her long-term crush asks her out, she forgets all about club boy and finally goes on a date with JJ, while catching a drive in movie with the Pogues.
: ̗̀➛ Watch the world pass us by. As the beach house trip comes to a close, the group recalls the memories that they made, while JJ and y/n sneak off to watch the sunset on the beach.



Summer nights!
Summary; Y/n discovers that her family has offered her and the Pogues the summer at the beach house… and of course the group had to accept that offer.
Florida!!! Masterlist: Summer masterlist!
jj Maybank x fem! Reader
Warnings - smoking, feelings, JJ being an asshole, sexual innuendos, swearing, alcohol, unestablished relationship, angst, fluff.
Outerbanks was beautiful to say the least, she had a beautiful house, amazing friends and an amazing view to look at, no she didn’t mean the sunset and sunrise she saw ever morning she meant JJ Maybank, gorgeous, dumb blonde, flirt, and amazing abs.
But it was days like these she loved seeing JJ shirtless out on his board surfing, with John B, the girl had some news to share, but she could not Keep her eyes off of the blonde boy that was walking out from the water towards her, Sarah, pope and Kiara.
“Okay so..uh.. I..” she trailed on as the boy sat down beside her “my dad says, he can’t make it this year so my family isn’t going, but he offered us to go to our beach house in Florida this year for the full summer” she said making the two girls eyes go wide as the jumped up im excitement “so what do you say!” She asked making the girls nod in agreement.
“Yes!” The two girls brought the girl into a hug squeezing her “when do we leave!” Sarah asked “Sunday” she spoke making the girls squeal in excitement.
But Sunday came quicker than expected, she wasn’t complaining though, she loved her friends and that beach house with her whole heart.
The suitcases were tough to fit in, as the group piled into her car the airport was the next stop as it was 4:35am in the morning and she was tired as hell to drive all that way to Florida.
The plane ride journey was rough JJ had insisted to sit next to her, which was odd cuz he had never shown that much interest in her before. Turns out the big tough guy he claimed to be was scared of flying, she talked him through it though.
“I need to piss, and a coffee” she said as the group got off the plane and made their way to baggage claim “brb” she said after spotting the toilets.
After finishing her business she walked back out spotting the group, with her bags and drinks “for you m’lady” JJ said handing her the coffee with a smile on his face “thank you kind sir” she laughed putting on a British accent that was half-assed
After getting the car that was already pre-booked for the summer they made their way to the beach house, she was so excited to show her friends her happy place, if someone asked what she thought was home? She would always go back to this place in her mind, even when she was sad or upset.
“Home sweet home” she said as she pulled up into the driveway. They got out of the BMW the Pogues stood infront of it admiring the big house that stood in front of them “and why didn’t you invite us sooner?” John B exclaimed as he took the multiple suitcases out of the trunk.
“Never crossed my mind” she shrugged pulling on her suitcases to the front porch “we’re gonna have to double up by the way not enough rooms, it looks gigantic but there’s only three bedrooms upstairs” she spoke as the Pogues came up behind her as she unlocked the door.
“I call my parents bedroom!” She yelled as they rushed upstairs noticing JJ standing behind her “guess I’m stuck with you then.. huh?” She laughed as he followed up upstairs “what do you mean stuck with me” he laughed placing his hand on his chest in offence as he opened the double bedroom doors that led to her parents bedroom.
“God y/n this is room is bigger than my house” he mumbled as he threw himself on the California king bed “my parents like treat themselves when their on vacation, I have king bed” she said tiredly copying JJ as she left the suitcases at the door.
“This room makes the house look bigger than it actually is, it was so expensive for only three bedrooms” she groaned pulling herself up “and I swear to god JJ if you pull any of your shenanigans” she pulled her self up from the bed removing the pillow from behind his head “I will make you sleep on the couch” she said while smacking his face with the soft fabric.
“Now I’m gonna go get a bikini on while you unpack your shit okay?” She said as he gave her one of his charming smiles as she dragged her suitcases to the bathroom, a funny warm feeling over taking her body as she laid the suitcase out.
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“KIE, SARAH, WE HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE TO GET FOOD!” The girl said poking her head out the bedroom making the girls groan as the jet-lag was taking over all of them “c’mon!” She yelled as they followed her downstairs and back into the car.
The drive was short to the nearest Walmart picking out alcohol, and whatever junk food they could find, making sure to pick up sunscreen, and more cosmetics products. Not that they needed anymore anyways, their cart was full as they pushed it to check-out.
Five bags, is what they left with “I think we left with more than what we needed” she laughed as they pulled up back to the beach house “time to get this par-ty started!” Sarah jumped as they made their way inside spotting the boys lounging on the sofa.
The boys had jumped as soon as they saw the six-packs of beer being took out the bag and placed on the kitchen island.
The bathing suit she had put on before the girls left was handy as she slid her shorts off, she could a familiar pair of eyes on her as she slid the glass door open the warm air hitting her body as she looking around the familiar scenery.
She took a deep breath smelling the fresh salty air as she heard John B jump into the pool, pope jumping in next, she shook her head a smile appearing on her face as she was next to jump in.
“I hate saying this, but I can’t believe how much I missed this place” she said swimming over to the clear glass edge of the pool that looked out onto the beach “this place is so beautiful” Kiara said making the other Pogues agree.
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THE NIGHT HAD SLOWLY CAME AND THE SUN WAS SETTING AS THE POGUES LOUNGED IN THE HOT TUB laughing at whatever joke john B had made, the group was drunk but she wasn’t to drunk to notice JJ’s lingering gaze on her as he made his was closer to her everytime he got back into the hot tub after going out to get another beer.
“I genuinely can’t believe you ever complained about this place y/n” pope said making the girl roll her eyes “it’s even worse with family, believe me” her head falling back “anyways” she sleepily said “im gon’ call it a night” she said standing up almost falling over in the process, JJ’s hand catching hers as she got out.
“Me too, this one’s heavily intoxicated” he laughed “so are you” she hit his bare chest as she got out “let’s get you to bed” he said pulling her inside “ ‘m too sleepy” she slurred as she made her way upstairs.
“How am I more drunk than you?” She drunkenly laughed as she opened the door to the bedroom “‘m going for a shower” she huffed making her away into bathroom “g’night Jay” she slurred.
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Masterlist

Please do!!! 💗💗
Any requests would be appreciated‼️‼️‼️
You can choose a character from here;
Cruel summer masterlist!
Feel free to request any other characters that should be on the masterlist ‼️‼️💕💕
A request for Jude : He doesn’t realize what he has until it’s gone



I know my love should be celebrated but you tolerate it!
Pairing - Jude Bellingham x fem! Reader
Summary - being a famous footballers girlfriend only comes with a price, and the fact that he cares more about the fame than you is more than enough to let him go.
Warnings - swearing, yelling, arguments.
A/n - thank you so much for the request! And all the love on the last Jude fic!!
Masterlist!

Having a famous boyfriend was good, until it wasn’t, all he really cared about was the fame, and the money, he showed affection sometimes, yet this was usually around his mother or any other member of his family.
But she had enough, she had been there through thick and thin, and he didn’t care to show anything back, and she wanted more. She needed more than this, and her friends were even agreeing with her.
“Just dump him, you deserve better y/n” one of her friends had said and so that is what she did.
“Hey” she made her way downstairs, her voice catching the attention of the footballer “alright?” He mumbled turning his attention back to the TV in front of him “can we talk?” She said playing with the hem of her shirt “mhm” he said not taking his attention off of the TV.
“I think we should break up.” She said straight up “what” his head snapped towards her “I think we should break up” she hummed as his eyes went wide.
“No” he turned back around “no? What do you mean no?” she stood up grabbing the remote from his hands and turning the TV so his attention Had to be on her “I mean no” he crossed his arms over his chest.
“You.. you can’t do that Jude, you treat me like shit, you barely show any attention to me and you expect me to do every single thing for you. So what do you mean no!” She spat “I don’t treat you like shit”
“Oh really? When was the last time you actually done something nice for me?” She said tears forming in her eyes as he sat there blankly.
“Exactly” she huffed in frustration walking away from him “baby” he said “no Jude, don’t baby me” he pushed his hand off of her as she walked to the door “we’re done.” She slammed the door
“You can’t do this babe” he said tears forming in his eyes, surprisingly. “Don’t call, don’t text, don’t do anything we’re done Jude and I mean it.”
That was the last time he saw her, she never came back to get her stuff or anything, and he sulked in his bed, he missed her, and surprisingly he had realised what a terrible boyfriend he had been, while y/n gave him the whole world. He screwed up big time.
Masterlist

hiiiii !!!! I absolutely adore every single thing that you write; you’re incredible !!
i kinda sorta had a request if you don’t mind…
so conrad fisher x reader where they fake date to make belly and Jere jealous (reader has a crush on jere and con on belly obvi ahah) but they end up falling for each other ?
however the plan kinda works as well and now there’s like a lot of angst :0
have a great rest of your day and im soooooo looking forward to reading it if you decide to do so :))<3
Thank you for the request!!!



Stole my tortured heart!
Pairing - Conrad fisher x fem! Reader
Summary; having a crush on Jeremiah isn’t easy when he likes Belly… so when agreeing to fake date with Conrad fisher to make Jeremiah jealous doesn’t go to plan and they end up falling for each other in the process.
A/n; my very first request! Thank you so much I hope you have a wonderful day aswell 💗💗
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Pink and purple sky’s is what summer in cousins beach brought. Hot days and cold nights were always perfect, especially getting to see her- all time childhood crush shirtless when swimming at the beach houses pool.
Jeremiah and y/n, were close, but not as close as belly and Jere. So when figuring out he likes her, it came as a shock when he walked into her room, laid down on her bed and confessed that he liked belly, she cried when he left that night. 
Conrad fisher, also likes belly apparently. Which is why she resorted to walking into his room after finding out belly and jere had kissed on the beach the night before.
“They kissed” she stumbled in “what?” He looked up from his phone eyebrows furrowed “Jere and belly” she paused “they kissed” she finished pacing around.
“I know you like belly. Conrad, it’s kinda obvious” she shrugged making the boy climb out his bed and place two hands on each shoulder.
“Calm down” he hushed “I have a plan” she informed sitting down on his bed “plan for what?” Connie raised his brows “to make them jealous duh! But only if you’re up for it” she fell back her head hitting the soft mattress.
“What’s your plan y/n” she sat up at that. “We date” she blurted out making a surprised look “huh?” She stood “we fake date, you know like we have to all the sappy stuff like, hold hands, Kiss-.” He shook his head “maybe kiss” he added “extra” she shrugged “to make them jealous and maybe we’ll just get them”
“Okay, y/l/n, I’m in” he held a hand out for her to shake “perfect” she nodded taking his hand, as noise could be heard from the kitchen “starts now I suppose” she smiled up at him as they clasped their hands together and walked out the room hand-in-hand.
“Hey, guys.” Belly said eyebrows furrowing at the sight of the two of them holding hands “what’s going on here” he motioned between, Conrad and her.
“We’re uh..” she trailed looking up at Conrad “Dating.. we’re dating” he finished for her removing his hand from hers placing it around her shoulder pulling her in closer.
Jealous. Is what was written all over Belly’s face over the next few weeks, nothing over Jeremiah’s he didn’t care, at all.
The next few weeks were also hard to say the least, Conrad’s ‘touches’ had lingered a little too long, throughout the weeks.
For example, she, Conrad, Jeremiah and belly were watching a movie and obviously she sat beside Conrad his arm thrown over her shoulder drawing circles into her shoulder, the two had acting obsessed with each other throughout the weeks, Jeremiah and belly never suspected a thing.
A quick kiss to cheek could be felt as he got up from the couch mumbling something about getting a snack “you want anything.. babe” Babe. a simple pet name, that Conrad had called her.
“M’good” she mumbled “you not gonna offer us anything?” Jeremiah asked “youre not my girlfriend” he shrugged sitting back down beside her, butterflies errupted in her stomach as he caught her lips in a kiss.
She was caught off guard by the action, he had never kissed her before it was unexpected.
“We need to talk” she mumbled in his ear as she took his hand taking him into the separate room “I don’t know if I’m picking up some wrong signals here” she started “but do you like me? Cause you just kissed me and you’ve never done that before” she sighed “yeah- y/n ever since we made that deal after they kissed I couldn’t help it, these past few weeks have been amazing” he confessed.
“You like me?” She asked as he nodded lightly “good cause I was starting to worry” she chuckled walking towards the boy cupping his face in her hands and kissing him.