Random Epiphany 01 (girlfriend Version)

Random Epiphany 01 (girlfriend version)

Sometimes I get “random epiphanies”. Like a certain person gives me a vibe that they’ll do sth in the future for example they will adopt a dog in the future, or they’ll have a daughter etc. And I got this epiphany today. I’m going to make a lot of posts like this so get ready xx

In this random epiphany, I present you my random thoughts on some of the member’s future relationships. I don’t want anyone to feel offended, bu you can always message me, or comment your thoughts xx

Namjoon looks like he will end up alone, for a long time. He seems content with just being with his family (the boys) and like he just wants to enjoy life while he’s young.

Seokjin, wow. A Korean actress. She’ll be a goddess. Like she’ll be hot, rich, powerful, long brown hair, red lipstick will suit her, amazing legs, sexy voice etc you get it. If you’ve watched meloholic, it’s like Juri, the more powerful self of Yuri. Imagine Juri, but as an actress. Imagine this: black dress with a big slit to the side, her beautiful legs on display, on a red carpet, next to Jin who’s in a suit. FUCK YES! (btw yes I know that this is not seokjin and Kyung Soo Jin)

Hoseok’s girl will be a cute Japanese dancer. He will spoil her, will squeeze her cheeks all the time, they will dance a lot together, he will spoil her with the best shoes he can find, so her feet don’t hurt after so much dance. She’ll probably work out a lot too. She’ll be like in one of those dance classes at the gym, but the teacher, or she’ll work out there every day.

Jungkook’s girl. An anime girl. Have you ever met a girl that’s like, straight out of anime? She’s hella cute, probs shy if the attention is on her, but sometimes she doesn’t care so she goes crazy af. She wears cute skirts like anime girls, has nice thin legs etc. rn I’m describing a class mate

Best friends with Jungkook would include

What best friends with Jungkook would be like

Warnings: none

Genre:comedy/fluff it’s complicated lol

A/N: Tbh ‘Jeongguk’ hits deeper that Jungkook lol

Word count: 1.3k (1365)

Jungkook

Sweet meme Jungkook

Jungkook is the type of best friend we would all love to have

Even tho most of you lil shits would end up falling for him

Though, staying best friends with Jk would be waaayy better

Exactly because

He is a walking meme

He is the type of best friend that would have a folder of reaction pics/gifs on his phone to reply to your random texts (me AF)

He has been learning English, so I think that he is really close to being a twitter stan

“Jungkook do me a favor pleaseeee I know you have time”

“Haha sis ya thought”

“Jeez, okay, I’ll just ask someone else to play Overwatch with me”

“nO WAIT”

Did I mention games? Bc you guys would mostly meet to play games

Even though you kinda suck

He just loooves to win and rub it in your face

I can totally see him having a victory dance

He would shake his ass in front of your face like

“Ha bitch you lost”

“Fuck you Jeon”

Btw

He is also hella close to understanding vines

So vine references are soon about to become a thing

“Jungkook I’ll fucking kill you”

“Ye I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me”

But even though you two seem to work great, it also seems like Jungkook is detached (his virgo ass)

Probs bc you would cling on him and he would sit still

“Cuddle me back you shit”

“No you’re gross”

But would be hella worried if you weren’t okay

When he texts you like “Bitch you said you’d come over with food”

And you reply with a “plans cancelled” instead of “be there in ten” or “I can’t I’m sorryyy”

He gets worried and texts “Be there in 5, I’ll be Naruto running”

And he knocks on your door like maniac and you’re sitting there in pyjamas and he’s like “ I was the one bringing food instead”

“I don’t want anything”

“What’s up”

“Nothing”

“Bullshit”

“Obviously”

He would insist until you told him and then provide a solution

If you’d try to cuddle him he would cuddle you back, though he wouldn’t be really into it at first, he would soon get used to it

“I was worried”

“I know, thank you”

“What do you mean ‘thank you’? I love you and I’m obviously worried”

“What did you say?”

“I love you?”

“Bitch me too the fuck”

“I love you bitch”

“I ain’t gon’ ever stop loving you, bitch”

But in a platonic way and you both know it

Ha you bitches thought I was gonna say you would date

Nuh uh

Jk and you have told you loved each other before and you didn’t even have to ask to know it was platonic

Exactly because you both know each other so well

You don’t need to explain anything

btw

The boys knew you, but you weren’t really close

Jungkook doesn’t like to bring you over when he knows the others will be there for too long

Especially after he saw your heart eyes when Yoongi was around

“Do you like Yoongi hyung?”

“What? No I don’t”

“Bullshit”

“I admire him as a person but that’s it”

“He was your favorite tho?”

“Yeah but now you’re my favorite”

He would blush

But then go

“Yeah but when I’m around you look bored but when Yoongi hyung is around you’re all giggly and heart eyes and ‘omg Yoongi this beat is so nice’ or ‘your song with giriboy and heize is great wow’ (GIVE MY LITTLE GIRI MORE CREDIT GUYS IT’S NOT ONLY HEIZE AND YOONGI)

“But his songs are great”

“Yeah but-”

He is just worried you’ll quit him if any of the members become your boyfriend

And he’s worried he’ll lose you if you break up

And you soon realized

And made sure to collect yourself around him

But turns out

He is protective in general bc if you found a boyfriend/girlfriend

He would be acting crazy

“What do you mean you stayed over at his/hers”

“Jk calm down we just slept”

“How do I know?”

“Why should you know?”

“I mean, I’m just worried, you’re still a baby”

“Wth Jungkook you’re not that much older”

“Yeah but you trust people blindly and they could be using you, I’m not accusing them of anything, I just don’t want you to get hurt”

“I know, but we didn’t do anything”

“okay I trust you”

“You know I love you, right?”

“Yeah, I know, me too, come here”

Wow did Jungkook just initiate a hug bc hELLYES

You would have to tell every bf/gf about Jungkook, just so they wouldn’t get suspicious of you two being so close and saying ‘I love you’

He would let his fans know about you soon

And make sure to point out there are no feelings that are non-platonic

Bc fans can get a little bit of possessive

But they seem really fine w/ your friendship

So you post w him a lot

And your brother/sister is convinced you guys are dating

But you always tell him/her that you’re not

Your mum adores him

But you make sure he doesn’t meet her a lot

Bc they seem to go along well after a while

And your possessiveness jumps out

Like nO MUM THAT’S MY FRIEND NOT YOURS

But she just knows you two are close and wants to be okay with your cycle of friends

He manages to keep up w/ your random ass so you two work great together

“Jungkook I need air”

“Oh so you in the mood for food in a park I gotchu fam”

“How did-? Nvm come here to pick me up”

Or

“Jk I don’t wanna stay home”

“Oh that means you wanna go shopping bc it’s been a while, tbh I wanted to get some shoes, be over in 15”

How does he know you so well

You’re lowkey scared

And feel like you barely know his ass but then

“Uh oh”

“What?”

“I wanna go on a walk”

“Jk it’s eleven and I’m scared to go out for a walk this late”

“ugh fine”

“No wait 5 mins for me to get ready”

“I’m outside”

“Coming”

And when you go out w only your keys, your phone and earphones just in case he forgot his and needed music, you see him and uh oh

He has a look on his face

A mix of tired, sad and disappointed

“Trouble recording?”

“How did-?”

And you walk and walk and walk as he talks about it

Until you sit somewhere

And he pats his thighs and realizes he didn’t get his earphones

He shoots you a desperate look but you’re already on it

“I gotchu fam”

And he sighs as you hand them, mumbling a small ‘thank you’

And lays his head on your thighs, his eyes closed as you play with his hair to calm him down

You guys stay there for a while

He put the music so loud and you can hear it a little so you aren’t bored

And as you creepily stare at his face

He opens him eyes and doesn’t even flinch, knowing you were looking at him

And you blush but he smiles and raises his hand to brush it through your hair and gets up

Y’all thought you’d kiss but nope you guys are friends

He gives you back your earphones and when you guys stand up again

And wraps his arms around you hugging you, you burying your head in the crook of his neck

And he mumbles small ‘thank you’s

And spends the night over

Sleeps with you like it’s no big deal

You guys are goals

And no nobody crushes on nobody

But you love each other too much

As soon as you’d start to argue, it would end bc you can’t function without the other anymore

The boys are so confused bc of your friendship

But adore you a lot

And like that you and Jk are close and you aren’t using him

I have to end this so

In concussion JK is perfect bff material

He is fun to be around, cares for you and protects you

Wow it would be so great

He’s the best friend we all need

I’m really happy with you

Hyungwon x reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

Summary: Even Hyungwon, who is not very affectionate, sometimes needs to show his love for you.

A/N:this came so randomly to me, idk i can see hyungwon not being realy affectionate all the time but sometimes he would go all fluffy

Word count: 286

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You watched him walking around the kitchen humming, a small smile on his face, as he pulled out some ingredients to make dinner.

“What’s up with you today?” You said with a laugh and Hyungwon turned momentarily to look at you, his soft expression never leaving, before turning back to cooking.

“What’s up with me today?” He said in a sing song voice and you giggled.

“You are so... I don’t know... light, today. You’re smiling and you seem content, did something happen at work?” You asked curious and he walked past you to get something from the cupboard behind you, giving you a small peck before going back to what he was doing.

“Okay there is definitely something wrong with you” you joked and Hyungwon grinned.

“Why? Just because I’m in a good mood and I like to kiss my girlfriend?” He laughed out and took out plates, placing them on the table.

You took out two forks and two knives and then two glasses for water and he moved the pan on the table.

Before he could sit down, you approached him and he opened his arms for you to hug him and you didn’t miss the opportunity. He wrapped his arms around you, squeezing you closer and gave you a forehead kiss, before burying his head in the crook of your neck.

“I am really happy with you” he whispered and you swore your heart skipped a beat.

“I’m really happy with you too” you softly replied, pulling away and he lowered his head to softly connect your lips.

“Let’s go eat and watch a movie?” He asked and you nodded giving him once more kiss, before sitting down with him to eat.

Can someone help me find these guys?

I got a magazine like 3 years ago and I found this poster thingy in. It says it's supposed to be got7 but I'm sure it's not them. Can anyone help me?

Elevator girl

Minhyuk x reader

Ongshimi/Ongsimi inspired (seriously how do you spell the romanization?)

Warning:none

Genre: comedy

A/N: I loved this mv so much, it’s so minhyukieee

Summary: Minhyuk can be so wild when shooting his new mv, but for some weird reason, you lowkey find him attractive.

Word count: 1.3k (1367)

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“Wooo play the song already” Minhyuk’s cheery voice echoed in the hallway and the directors chuckled at his tipsy state.

The music was loud and Minhyuk’s body immediately reacted to the music as he started doing his weird hand movements.

The shooting was going smoothly, until, the doors of the elevator opened, the figure that appeared from the inside startling him a little, his dance moves stopping immediately. He motioned to the unknown woman to pass. The woman hesitated a little, but started walking quickly, once she noticed she had interrupted his shooting. Minhyuk took a look at her as she left and stepped towards the directors to check what they had recorded until then.

“Let’s add this, it’s funny,” Minhyuk smiled while watching the part with the ‘elevator girl’, the name he gave to the unknown woman.

“But we can’t have her in the video, especially without her permission and…” One of the directors trailed off, but Minhyuk just chuckled before replying, “Cut it, right before she appears.” and the directors nodded.

Minhyuk and Jooheon continued their shooting outside of the hotel, in a lot of different places in the big city. They soon finished the shooting, only the editing part was left until they could finally share the song with the world. They thanked the directors and walked back to their hotel rooms.

Minhyuk had too much energy to go to sleep after shooting, since he had drank a little more afterwards and was excited about finally getting to release his song. So he sneakily ‘stole’ one of the cameras and started shooting some clips on his own, in the hallway outside his room.

He kept walking around, slowly becoming dizzy from spinning and walking backwards, that he ended up knocking his head on a wall and he fell on his butt. Minhyuk sat on the floor rubbing his forehead mumbling small ‘ow’s.

On the other side of the wall that he had just walked face first into, there was a room and the person in the room heard the sound and slightly opened the door to check what had happened.

Minhyuk heard the sound of the door opening and turned his head to look at the source of it. The ‘elevator girl’ appeared in front of him and he looked at her, shocked. Even in his state, he managed to recognize her.

The woman’s eyes widened at the scene in front of her, but she quickly collected herself before speaking up.

“Are you alright?” She asked the man, her voice sounding so lovely to Minhyuk’s ears.

“Are you the elevator girl?” Minhyuk let out excitedly and the woman shot him a confused look.

“Am I who?” She tilted her head to the side and Minhyuk let out a long ‘awww’ sound.

“You’re like a puppy. Elevator puppy. Ele-puppy. Puppy-vator. El Puppo, Pup-” “Enough.” The woman cut him off, her hand on his mouth to get him to stop talking.

“Are you drunk? Where is your room?” She asked and Minhyuk shot her a teasing dirty look.

“Why? What do you wanna do to me? Hmm?”

“What? No, you’re really drunk, I just want to walk you to your room to make sure you don’t knock your head again.” She said and Minhyuk smiled slowly standing up.

“You’re kind, elevator girl, pup-elator, haha it sounds like escalator or alligator.” He let out and started skipping towards his room, the woman following behind to make sure he wouldn’t get hurt.

“Ahhh, my house. I live here.” Minhyuk giggled and the woman chuckled shaking her head.

“Do you have a phone?” Minhyuk randomly asked.

“Um, yeah? Doesn’t everybody?” she let out clearly confused.

“Give me your phone.” Minhyuk demanded, sticking his hand out, opening and closing his palm.

“What? Why would I-” “So I can call you.” Minhyuk winked and the woman felt her heartbeat increasing. She had already noticed how handsome the man was, even in his dumb yellow suit.

“Come on, give it!” He whined and the woman sighed.

Minhyuk started to type his number, but forgot it after the first three digits, so he handed his phone to her. She typed her phone number and Minhyuk added her to his contacts as ‘elevator girl’. He had tried to put the rest of the nicknames he had made up, but the woman told him that ‘elevator girl’ was enough.

Minhyuk giggled and blew her a hand kiss, before getting in his room leaving the woman blushing.

The next morning, Minhyuk was the woman’s first thought and she low-key hoped to see him in the hotel’s dining area.

She put some food on her plate walking around the buffet, but then, she bumped into a taller figure. Her eyes widened as she was, again, faced with the same man from yesterday.

“Hi,” She shyly let out and the man shot her a confused look.

“You are… Oh my god…” Realization was written all over Minhyuk’s face and he started blushing.

“I’m really sorry about yesterday, I drank a little because I was excited and-” “It’s okay, really.” The woman cut him off as soon as he started apologizing.

“Did I do or say anything inappropriate to you?” He asked terrified of the answer.

“No, but you thought I was suggesting inappropriate things to you.” The woman chuckled and Minhyuk looked down, avoiding her gaze, as he let out a long groan.

“Jooheon shouldn’t have let me drink.” He whispered out.

“I’m, again, really sorry for everything I said to you. I hope you can forgive me and not think I’m a perverted weirdo.” Minhyuk said and looked hopefully at the woman.

“It’s fine, you’re not the first drunk I encounter and I’ve seen worse than you walking face first into the wall or calling me… puppy-vator or whatever.” She giggled and Minhyuk’s eyes widened.

“Oh, so this is what all the weird things in my notes were…” He let out without thinking and the woman laughed.

“Minhyuk, what is taking you so-” A voice was heard from behind him.

“Hello?” The man that the voice belonged to, said to the unknown woman and turned to look at Minhyuk.

“Is everything alright here?” he asked, confused at the scene in front of him. Minhyuk nodded and turned to look at the woman.

“Do you want to join us for breakfast? I would really like to show you my sober self and erase every memory of me being drunk from your mind.” Minhyuk asked her and Jooheon tilted his head, his expression a mix of sleepy and confused.

“Of course, though the erasing my memories part is most likely not gonna happen. You were too fun.” She let out a giggle and Minhyuk groaned and started walking towards a table.

“Oh, by the way, what is your name, elevator girl?” Minhyuk asked, a confused Jooheon following behind them.

“It’s (y/n).” The woman replied and Minhyuk smiled. “I’m Minhyuk.” He stuck out his hand for her to shake and then he turned to his friend. “This is my friend Jooheon, who, as you can see, is clearly confused.” Minhyuk jokingly let out and sat opposite from the woman.

“Nice to meet you, but, can you two explain to me what is going on?” Jooheon munched on his breakfast as the two started explaining how they met, Minhyuk blushing the whole time.

The three continued talking, until (y/n) had to leave.

“I would really love to meet you again sometime, so would you like to give me your phone number?” Minhyuk shyly asked but received a laugh in return. He shot her a confused look and she laughed even more, Minhyuk’s face was red from embarrassment.

“You already have my phone number, silly. Just search for the ‘elevator girl’, unless you later changed the name.” She said and Minhyuk took out his phone and found the contact.

“It was really nice meeting you, Minhyuk, call me when you have time.” (y/n) said and blew him a hand kiss before turning around and walking away with her stuff, leaving a blushing Minhyuk behind, exactly how he did the previous night.

“See you soon, elevator girl.” He said to practically no one.

Oxygen

Jackson x reader au

Warning: none

Genre: Angst, but happy ending

Summary: Jackson is in love with a mermaid and is quick to even put himself in danger in order to be with her again

A/N: This is some Barbie Mermaidia Jackson Ariel Momoa shit, obviously a big au but it’s nice

Word count: 1k (1096)

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Jackson was beyond confused. A few days ago everything seemed to be going great. (Y/n) and him were happily meeting at night near some rocks, enjoying each other’s company and expressing their love for each other.

(Y/n) is a mermaid, Jackson met her one night on the same rocks they always meet for their dates. He was crying and (y/n) supported him, offered him advice and helped him calm down.

Since their first meeting, it was a silent agreement to meet there, so they could be each other’s shoulder to cry on, when times were rough. Eventually they started sharing their news and using the different topics to express their opinions on, also coming to realize they mostly agreed on those matters. That was how they bonded and it didn’t take them long to realize they were both head over heels for each other.

They knew a relationship between a human and a mermaid would be near impossible, but they were very optimistic and willing to make it last.

But lately, (y/n) had been having trouble coming to the surface to meet Jackson, even for an hour. Jackson didn’t want to pressure her, knowing that she would eventually tell him her worries. Though, that wasn’t exactly how it went.

Jackson was waiting for her on the rocks every night, but (y/n) was, then, nowhere to be seen.

One night, she came up, immediately tearing up at the sight of her boyfriend patiently waiting for her.

Jackson’s face was glowing from happiness and a look of relief was spread on his face, his worried expression disappearing.

“Jackson, honey, I have to tell you something…” (y/n) trailed off,but Jackson failed to understand her tone.

“This can’t work anymore. We have to break up.” She let out, holding back her sobs and avoiding his gaze.

Jackson’s smile faded to a kicked puppy’s expression, (y/n) couldn’t bear seeing the pain that was written on his face, the feeling being mutual.

“But, why? We’ve been together for so long, we are so close, what do you mean?” Jackson panicked and tried to hold (y/n)’s hand, but she stayed away from him.

“I’m sorry, Jackson, I love you.” She whispered and turned her back to the heartbroken man. “I love you.” She repeated and dove into the water, avoiding seeing his expression.

Jackson cried hard that night. But (y/n) wasn’t there to comfort him anymore.

He still waited for her every night there, crying all alone.

One night, a strange man saw him crying and slowly approached him.

“Did you fall for a mermaid, too?” He asked and Jackson quickly raised his head to look at the unknown man.

“It’s okay, you aren’t the only one. I remember around your age, I did too. It didn’t end well for me though. But that doesn’t mean it won’t end nicely for you.” The man quickly said, not wanting to worry the young boy further.

“She left me without a reason,” Jackson whined, wiping some tears from his eyes.

“I’m sure there is a reason. If her family found out, then, it’s probably over, if she’s worried about them finding out, then you still have time. You have to find her to talk. To at least get an explanation from her.” The man said and Jackson looked at him confused.

“How can I find her?” He asked the man and he got closer to him.

“There’s this seaweed, if you eat it, you can breathe underwater for a whole day. You even have a tail. But! It’s a day exactly. Not more, not less.” The man said and Jackson’s eyes widened.

“How do I find this?” He asked again and the man smirked.

Jackson may have paid way more money than he ever imagined, but he had a chance to find (y/n) now. But he wasn’t informed on the dangers of the ocean.

Jackson didn’t waste a second, not even giving it a second thought, before eating the seaweed and jumping into the water.

He kept swimming and searching for (y/n). Hours kept passing, but there was no sight of her. It was like she disappeared.

Jackson never lost hope until, he realized he had less than an hour left. He continued searching but was now already discouraged.

He finally stopped when he realized he only had ten minutes left. He was ready to swim back to be close to the surface, but he realized something has wrapped around his tail and pulled him lower, deeper into the sea.

Jackson gasped, as the green roots of a big plant kept pulling him deeper.

Next thing he knew, the roots were surrounding him and his time was almost over.

Suddenly, a melodic voice was heard from above him.

“Jackson? Is that you?” It was (y/n). Her eyes widened at the scene in front of her.

She placed her palm over the locket on her neck and a blinding burning light shone from it, making the big plant shrink, freeing the gasping Jackson.

(Y/n) quickly grabbed him and pulled him to the surface, Jackson gasping for air. She placed him on a rock that was there, getting ready to move him towards the shore.

A booming voice was heard behind her. It was the ruler of the sea, the king of all mermen and mermaids.

“I happened to witness something unacceptable. Not only did a human with the use of a seaweed intrude the ocean, but a mermaid helped him, instead of letting him get punished.” He said and (y/n)’s eyes widened.

“You also damaged this plant, which is part of our protection system. You will have to face punishment for your behavior.” He said and (y/n) gulped.

Suddenly the man raised his scepter towards her and her eyes widened.

“You will never be forgiven and your punishment is to lose your tail. You are no longer welcome in the ocean, you are no longer a mermaid. You shall become a worthless being, a human.” He ordered and a flashing light hit her, immediately turning her tail to human legs.

The man left satisfied, swimming deep into the ocean and (y/n) turned to look at Jackson.

“Do you know what that means?” Jackson asked her being really excited and she nodded.

They could finally spend their life together. They are free to love each other without worrying about anything else.

“I love you so much. Don’t ever leave me.” Jackson said and pulled her closer to him.

“I won’t and I love you too.” She said and they shared their first kiss as, now both, humans.