I Didnt Know I Needed This?? Ive Had So Many Characters That Fit So Perfectly Into Some Of These

I didn’t know I needed this?? I’ve had so many characters that fit so perfectly into some of these

Rarer D&D alignments

Bastard Good: You make the world better for people but in a really obnoxious way so everyone low-key hates you for it

Chaotic Dead: You set yourself on fire at the start of each session

Informed Evil: you're wearing a red cape and cackling so we kind of assume you've probably done some bad things off screen, right?

Lawful Pointless: You follow the rules of chess in every situation you find yourself in.

False Neutral: HAHA FOOLS! I WAS NO DRUID! I WAS A PALADIN ALL ALONG!

Lawful Anxious: You follow very strict laws but you don't know what those laws are or if you're breaking them.

Personal Evil: rather then making things worse for sapient life, you work to make things worse for Steve specifically. Everyone else is fine.

Centrist Neutral: "I don't support The Chained God Tharizdun breaking free and unmaking all reality but if we stop him through force we're just as bad as he is. Did you know there's actually zero difference between good and bad things?"

Sponsored Good: You provide justice, compassion and the great taste of subways sandwiches! Put in the code SMITETHESINNERS when ordering online for 20% off!

Sexy Lawful: You follow very strict rules but in such a way we kind of suspect you're getting off on it.

Chaotic Incidental: You act completely randomly but by sheer chance your actions turn out identical to if you followed very strict rules.

Theoretical Good: You want to do good things to help the world and once you stop binging Netflix you're absolutely going to.

Ugly Neutral: None of the other alignments want to hang out with you so you're neutral by default

Chaotic Meta: You pointedly refuse to follow the rules of the game you're playing.

Thirsty Evil: Look, orcs are hot, ok?

Today I will feed the Cookie Run monster with a new OC, Blueberry Pound Cake Cookie

She won’t commit crimes but she’ll watch someone else do them and then clap

Ayo I’m new here

Hi :))

Would it be a bad idea to start writing a journal for archeologists to find thousands of years in the future that contains only slightly true facts about our culture just to confuse them? Have people already been doing this? Is everything we know about the ancient world just a funny prank they pulled on us?

…did the ancient Egyptians prank us by making us think they were furries?

Random thing, but I feel like earlier in Ovenbreak, these guys had something to do with one another, given that they all tend to feature other members of the group in their relationship descriptions

Well, more like the four knights, Princess Cookie’s really only in Knight Cookie’s, though she does mention both him and White Choco

Water’s pretty great. Remember to drink water today.