Prodigal Son + Axes

Prodigal Son + axes

requested by @jkyrdkiller

Malcolm: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Jessica: malcolm, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

Reasons I have seen webcomic authors publicly cite for cancelling their comic mid-storyline:

Too busy  

Lost interest  

Increasing age gap between characters and author made it difficult to relate  

Did the math and figured out that completing the planned arc with their current update schedule would take 150 years  

Ostensible author actually a fictional persona that’s now being retired, and they didn’t want the comic linked to their real identity  

Realised that the way they’d written the central relationship wasn’t emotionally genuine (note: this was a hobbit porn comic)  

The comic’s readership contained too many lesbians  

Converted to a religion that regards all representational art as a form of idolatry  

Broke up with the person the protagonist was based on  

Outed as not actually Japanese  

Imprisoned for manslaughter  

Aliens

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

Me: *minding my own business.*

My body dysmorphia: “You look like this.”