I Watch Supernatural With My Mom, And Since We Both Been Busy, We Cant Watch It Together. (We Aint Watching

I watch Supernatural with my mom, and since we both been busy, we can’t watch it together. (We ain’t watching the rest of the last season without the other, either.)

But, I have been spoiled.

Now, I whine and whimper when I see “Destiel”

And I haven't even seen it yet.

Over a decade, I've been a shipper.

This is the first time I thought it actually meant a ship.

Ship moments in Endgame

Stony: Cap running to help Tony out of the ship despite the fact Tony’s wife and bff were the same distance as him; Tony talking about Cap’s butt

Thruce: Bruce taking care of drunk Thor; Thor stroking Bruce’s head after he collasped

Captain Ant: Scott talking about Steve’s butt

Clintasha: Nat searching for Clint; the cliff fight done to spare the other from death; Nat scraficing herself for Clint’s family

ScottHope: Most of Scott’s lines are about her

Pepperony: canon; married; have a child

Stucky: 2023!Steve telling 2012!Steve that Bucky is alive and it shocks him so much he drops 2023!Steve; choked up goodbye scene

SamBucky: stood really close to each other during funeral

DraxThor and DraxQuill: Drax wanted them to physically fight each other over leadership

SteveSam: Steve nearly tripping when he hears Sam’s voice; “i’ll come with you”; Steve giving Sam the shield

Steggy: Steve looking at the compass multiple times; Steve talking about Peggy at therapy; Peggy having framed picture of skinny!Steve on her desk; Steve watching Peggy through the glass; Steve deciding to stay in the past to live his life with Peggy; their dance

Romanogers: are each others rock; constantly checking up on the other

Waiting for a part 2, with a broken heart.

“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”

Here you go anon. Thank you for requesting. :)

Part two coming soon!

It came too fast.

You heard it, before you felt the bullet hit your side and you went down hard. Spencer was the closest to you and he rushed to help you. You saw JJ come closer to you too, along with Alex before you closed your eyes. “(Y/N), no no.. stay with me,” you heard Spencer’s voice close to you. You felt his arms around you .. for the first time. You had always imagined how that felt like. But you didn’t think you’d find out here, like this.

You were dreaming of Spencer. Of his eyes, his lips, his jaw. His smile. The way he would say your name. Just everything about him made you smile. And now you were dying. You were going to die without him knowing how you felt. How long you had loved him. 

You heard beeping noises and could tell you were in a hospital. Then you heard a voice in the distance, “So is she going to be okay?” JJ said to the doctor. You half opened your eyes and saw her face. She saw you and rushed to talk to you. “Hey (Y/N) … how are you feeling?” she asked softly.

You had to think about that for a moment. You didn’t know how you felt, besides that you felt like you were hit by a bus. “Umm… I’m ok..” you mumbled. “Where’s-”

“Everyone?” JJ finished your sentence, as you nodded. “There’s a case and everyone left. I stayed behind for a bit but I have a feeling they might need me soon.. I’ll have Garcia come see you in a few okay?”

“Okay..” You nodded and JJ gave you a small hug. You saw her leave and sighed. How long had it been since you got shot? It felt like minutes but you knew that couldn’t be right. There had to be something to tell what day it was. You turned to the door and saw nurses and doctors walk by and before you knew it, Penelope walked in carrying a basket full of things. “My lovely!” she chimed loudly and you managed to give her a small smile. She hugged you tighter than JJ had and you grimaced. “Oh I’m sorry love, I’m sorry. I brought you some goodies.” She put down the bag and she had with her and took out some flowers, some candles and some of you personal things. Your clothes, your hairbrush, and other things.

“Thank you..” you mumbled and tried to sit up. “So.. where is everyone?”

“They went off to a case, you know, like always. Crime never rests.” She smiled and patted your hand. “But everyone has been here to see you … um, except Reid.” Your heart stopped at the sound of his name. Why wouldn’t he come and see you?

“What do you mean…?” you said softly, trying to keep from asking what you were really thinking.

“I’m not sure.. I think this is just hard for him. I’m sorry (Y/N), not sure what’s going on with him. I think.. I think he’s just having a hard time with you, almost dying. The bullet was lodge in your kidney and you were in surgery for hours.. apparently there was internal bleeding and everything.. I don’t know the medical terms, I’m sure Reid does that’s why he was panicking about you dying and after the first day.. he couldn’t be here.” You listened to her explanation and wondered why Spencer had taken this so hard.

Maybe there was hope.

Days went by and finally you went back home from the hospital. Everyone had stopped by to see you .. except Spencer. You had called his cell phone several times but no answer. And you were not leaving messages .. there was no point. You were hurt and confused about him not sticking around to see you. You didn’t understand why he never called you back or didn’t come back to the hospital or to your apartment to see you.

When you finally went back to work, you were greeted by everyone and by so many presents and cards and balloons on your desk. You sat down and read through all of them, smiling at each one. You knew this was your family and you were happy everyone was worried about you. Well .. almost everyone.

“(Y/N)” Spencer said, looking down at you. You looked up and gave him a small smile. “Listen I.. I’m sorry I didn’t stick around um..”

“Let me stop you right there.” You stood up and looked up at him, since he was a good 7 inches taller than you. “I don’t mind that you didn’t stick around, I don’t mind that you wouldn’t call me back-”

“I thought you would leave a message,” he said, interrupting you.

“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine .. I’d talk to my VCR,” you said, raising your voice slightly. “I mean, really… what do you want from me Reid? You don’t stick around, you don’t call me back, you don’t even answer your damn phone. As far as Penelope told me, I flat line in surgery and you didn’t even have the nerve to come around when I was at the hospital or even home. You know where I live..we’ve pulled all nighters working or just having movie nights for god’s sake.” Your anger was growing by the second.

“You called me Reid…” Spencer mumbled, hanging his head. “You never call me that..”

“Come on, Re.. Spencer. I get it, you didn’t stick around and that’s fine. I don’t care. Right now all I want to do is catch up on what I missed the past few weeks okay? I don’t have time for riddles or questions or wondering what things are.” You sat back down and started looking through your paperwork. You felt Spencer leave without another word and held back tears. 

How dare he even talk to you now? He didn’t care enough and that was fine with you, you just had to get over the feelings you had for him. 

How hard could that be?​ 

Me, reading the summary of a self-insert story:

Warnings: Swearing, Smut, Degrading/Harsh name-calling

Me: ...?! WE WERE JUST GOING TO DO A PROJECT, WHY MUST WE SCREW?!

Brain, tired of my crap: *Blinks* You have smut in the search bar, what were you expecting???

Me: I don’t know-

Brain: YOU ARE AN ACE

SEARCHING

SELF

INSERT

SMUT

Me: B U T ? !

Hi hello could we please make sure that no one watches this and that it flops. Moffat can't get back on his bullshit in 2020 let's all leave him back in the 10s thank you very much.

Just a few reminders