Inncorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Will be drawn soon..
this will be done as a art maybe
(If y'all don't know then Sweetheart is the protagonist of the comic and Axel is the main yandere)
*chucky outside of Jake's house
Jake: CHUCKY, GET OFF MY LAWN!
Chucky: HI JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Jake: I LIVE HERE
Chucky: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP
Jake: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Chucky: WHAAAT?
Jake: YOU WON'T GET AWAY-
Chucky: WHAAAAAT?
Jake: YOU WONT GET AWAY-
Chucky: WHAAAAAT?
Jake: YOU, WONT, GET, AWAY-
Chucky: WHAAAAAAAT?
Jake: YOU WON'T-
Chucky: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
*video above is my interpretation for this post*
Fizzarolli: If there's one thing, I know how to do in this house, it's how to cook!
Asmodeus: Alright, what are you making? Fire over there
Fizzarolli:*turns to see the pot on fire* OMG!!
i cant believe that this is canon
Something that definitely happened when Tim first became Robin
Flash: Did Batman… replace his child?
Tim: *cross legged on the floor next to Batman’s chair playing Stardew Valley on his phone*
Superwoman: Every new one just gets smaller and more sad
Tim: *dies in the mines* if I had an option between bursting into flames right now or living another day I would choose the flames
Everyone:
Professor McGonagall yelling at Y/n: POTTER NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!
James: yeah potter no running in the halls
Y/n: James?
James: yeah?
Y/n: we're twins. You're a potter too.
James: oh yeah.....
Ok off topic but dose anyone else think that if Iceman and Maverick went to see frozen Maverick would be making fun of Iceman the whole time by saying things like hey Elsa's hair is white like you're blonde hair or hey you and Elsa would be great together she can control snow/ice and you're name is Iceman.
Characters Nick Goose Bradshaw, Bradley rooster Bradshaw, Y/n Bradshaw and Carole Bradshaw
Y/n is 4 and Bradley is 6
Y/n up past her bed time
Y/n : dad I had a bad dream can you read to me?
Nick: of course my little princess
An hour after Nick got Y/n back to sleep
Bradley: daddy
Nick : what is it buddy?
Bradley: I thought I heard a sound under my bed will you come see?
Nick : of course buddy.
3 hours later
Y/n & Bradley: daddddddd.
Carole: kids let your poor father sleep
Mai trying to do Y/n's so they can go meet with Aang
Mai : Zuko you're child's being difficult!
Zuko: why's Y/n always only my child when they've done something???!!
Hera: Don't you get it? I love you . I always have so please just this once. .... STAY!
Y/n: I promise I won't ever leave you
Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader (Trying to flirt with Robin to distract him from Harely and Ivy stealin’.)
Damian (Robin): Cease your pathetic attempts at flirting. They do nothing but bring me discomfort.
Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader (Not wanting to make anyone uncomfortable, but still needing to distract him): Did you know ducks have projectile corkscrew dicks?
Damian (Animal lover and Robin): I said cease your flirt— Wait, do they really?
A/N: Oh look, more of my trash sense of humor. I violently snorted while coming up with this.
This is definitely something that would happen.
Dark Cacao: *Gets down on one knee*
Affogato: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Dark Cacao: *Falls over*
Affogato: The poison is kicking in.
Aramis: D’art, you’ve gotta order a piece of this pie!
D’artagnan: I did, you and Porthos immediately ate it.
ROTBTD Incorrect Quotes / Dialogue
* Starts to rain somewhere*
Hiccup: Oh wow today's weather looks just like you, Merida.
Merida: The forecast did say several inches of rain I heard, can you imagine more than one inch.
Hiccup: I think I'm having trouble maybe if you moved a little bit that way into the oncoming dragon swarm. Then, the entire world and I would have the peace and quiet necessary to envision such a thing.
Merida: I would but then who would take care of our dear Rapunzel? What would she do without her best friend?
* Hiccup pushes Merida into the rain.*
Hiccup: Oh, you didn't melt the stories lied to me.
Merida: I hate you.
Hiccup: I hate you more.
me: stop hogging the blanket
my niece: stop hogging the air
me: ...well then
Meanwhile at School #5
Gemini: I'm having a good day :3
Pisces: Uuuggggghhhh... I'm having a horrible day
Meanwhile at School #6
Gemini: *wears grey jacket*
Libra: so, no black today?
Gemini: ...shut up
Meanwhile at school #12
Aquarius: *pats Gemini's head* Oh, what am I going to do with you?
Gemini: you could put me in a trash bin and let someone else find me...
Aquarius: no...
Gemini: well i tried :3