This Is All Because I Dont Have Any Bitches (someone Who Can Edit A Phrase)

This is all because I don’t have any bitches (someone who can edit a phrase)

So I wanted to get myself a “vintage swimsuit” (dress and shorts) because I thought it might help with my body dysmorphia and I found a cute one, so I go to the size chart and these are my measurements

So fuck me I guess 🤷

Hollow Knight acrylic charms! Now available on my Storenvy! ✨

Smut Dialogue Ask Game

Send me a number along with a pairing (or leave it as dealers choice if you dare) and I'll write you a snippet! (500 words or less)

“You're so pretty when you're coming for me.”

”Let me hear you make that sound again.”

“Shh. do you want them to hear? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?”

"That's not how we ask for things, is it?"

"Did you touch yourself to the thought of me?"

"Let him watch."

"Go on. Ride my thigh."

"Can you feel how much I want you?"

"I want to ruin you."

“Tell me what you imagine, when you think of me.”

“You can be rough. I can take it.”

"I wanna make you feel so good you forget your own name.”

"I have been thinking about doing this all day."

"If you don't stop that, I'm gonna end up bending you over the couch and taking you right here."

"If you look away from me again, I swear I'll stop."

"Come on, I want to hear you beg for it. Beg for me to fuck you."

"I've never been with someone so big before."

"Don't worry, I'll be gentle."

“God, you feel so good around me.” 

"You should let me ride you."

"You look so good under me."

"Please, let me touch you."

“Just sit on my fucking face already.” 

“I wanna eat you out so fucking bad.”

“Need a hand?” 

"I want you to come inside me this time."

"God, you're beautiful."

"Not so rough."

I can safely say that helluva boss/hazbin hotel has been my worst fandom experience ever

One of those hasn’t even been transmitted yet

And I was in the Onceler and Voltron fandom

10/10 not recommend