Dark Birthright Au!

Dark Birthright Au!

Welp, this what happens when you think to hard about how you Otp would work in an alternate route!

In this post Birthright world, Takumi married Camilla (whose queen in this AU) as a way to strengthen political relationships.

It's (obviously) a very VERY BAD marriage.

Camilla's still dealing with Xander and Elise's deaths along with some serious (but justified) xenophobia. Leo's seeming abandonment isn't helping. She already had issues in canon this just made it worse

Takumi in this Au lost both of his retainers in combat, thanks in no small part to Corrin's no kill rule. Add on to the fact he's king of a country that actively HATES HIM, having no allies, having a wife you may or may be trying to kill him, his issues from canon and you have an interesting fellow.

The two of them spend the first year of their marriage being miserable and taking it out on each other. It cools to cold indifference after awhile, even getting concubines. Unfortunately, This starts up a far more deadly (and public) version of the Concubine Wars. It gets so much worse when Kiragi, Camilla's only child that everyone is positive is Takumi's, is born. Dozens of dead siblings later, and Kiragi's been reduced to a pawn in his Parent schemes against the other.

Now 10 years later, Anonkos begins causing trouble. Sending out soldiers to attack villages, kidnap people, and framing the opposing country of all misdeeds. This makes a bad situation worse.

I'll have more on this AU later, it's just in the developing stages. But depending on time, motivation, and resources, this could join PLH in terms of publicity.

DANG

022 XXS - XXL Pawmi 023 XXS - XXL Pawmo 024 XXS - XXL Pawmot

the best part is Guda actually WANTED Draco dead at first. The only reason they can't kill her is because she'd take them with her!

So imagine this

Tiamom: Why are you letting the beast live!

Guda: Mom I literally CAN'T KILL HER until she turns back into a beast

It's like one of those it's not what it looks like deals, except it really isn't what it looks like (at first)

I fucmign love this event from Tiamat’s perspective.

Because Tiamat is just so committed to seeing us as a delinquent after spending so much time with Arcade!Guda, and it’s hilarious.

she’s so upset we’re not working with her against Draco, because Arcade!Guda helped her, they just did it no questions asked.

“they’re a nice child, who listens to their mother when she says not to work with a literal Beast of the Apocalypse” so naturally she assumes that “her eldest” will be just as easy to convince that Beast VI/S is bad news, because they beat her and Goetia, so they clearly understand the threat Beast’s pose to mankind, and will naturally make the right choice.

But unfortunately Mobile just finished fighting goddamn ORT, and Guda’s sense of danger and self preservation have been snapped clean in half after dying twice, so of course we’re gonna help Draco regain her Authority of the Beast, “we can just beat her after, right? What could go wrong”

They say, while Mother is ripping her hair out because she doesn’t know how to handle the #RitsukaDelinquentArc

There’s also the fact Arcade!Guda just does not speak as much as Mobile’s, so she genuinely has no idea what to do with her child talking back to her. No one prepared her for this, please help her.

Cryptid Pokemon Part 1

Thanks to certain circumstances, MANY MANY Pokemon in Hyrule are believed to not exist. While most of these "make believe" Pokemon are ones you would expect, there are some outliers. Examples include

A majority of the Stone evolutions. Evolution stones are hard to come by in Hyrule and thole best substitute for them are RARE UNCUT GEMS. This means that Pokemon such as Cottonee, Vulpix and Minccino are regarded as single-stage Pokemon.

Trade evolutions. Since trading is seen as barbaric in Hyrule (Along with linking Cords mainly being used for Sheikah experiments) most Trade Evolutions are VERY rare if nonexistent.

Most Pokemon that require a specific item (aside from stones) are spared this fate. Exceptions include Armarouge, Galarian Slowking and Slowbro, both forms of Urshifu. *See these Pokemon's individual Dex entries for more details*

Re-entering Hyrule with my First Horse

good grief it's a tie