Fun Bits About Fate/Grand Battle

Fun bits about Fate/Grand Battle

As the title implies, here are some goofy facts about Chadela in FGB!!

(Long post under the cut!! along with minor LB6 spoilers!!)

No one in Chaldea (Except the Master) actually trusts Caster Cu Chulain. He never gave up his name in Fuyuki, and he sure as hell didn't give it up when got into Chaldea. It's really not helping that he somehow TURNED OFF CASTORIA'S FAERIE EYES!

Astrea was ticked to see Kamalei start to level Lalter, Castoria, and XX. She refuses to say why just mentioning "lousy luck with random blondes showing up from nowhere"

Kamalei had to use three command spells on XX to keep her from killing her counterparts. In fact, he had to use another three to keep her from killing him

Kamalei used to have practice battles between his pokemon and the Servants. Romani put an end to it after someone (Achilles) nearly blew up the training simulator.

Achilles is actually not the fastest Servant under Kamalei. It's a tie between Ushiwakamaru and CasCu. (CasCu's been using runes to make himself faster.)

Tamamo Cat, Boudica, and one of Kam's Pokemon got into a cooking competition. 12 People ended up in Chaldea's ICU.

Someone keeps mixing Gigantamix into the curry. On the bright side, even a meager helping turns into a feast. On the downside, people are really getting sick of curry.

Pokemon and Servants just randomly show up in Chaldea. Kamalei has little to no control over it.

He only Bonds with 10-20 of the almost 100 Servants and Pokemon in Chaldea. Kamalei has a huge guilt complex and tries to work around it. Keyword being tries

ARMS for days

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Dang Castoria

>meet a boy, dopey but cute >he looks lonely >calls out for a mash >guess i’m mash now >living in the same cottage, basically married >run out of the village for humanality >i’m not mash >may as well go with him >i’m uh, i’m kind of a big deal >not quite up for it yet but he’s really supportive >when he’s not talking about mash >the fuck kind of a name is mash anyways >time for pet play >just for his safety, nothing else >actually pretty hot >he wants to raid a human farm to find mash >may as well show off my skills >fuck up, fuck up again >that one busty bitch shows up to suck him dry >tristram dies while we escape >where’s mash he says >go to level 1 ville >even he can mating press me there >time to buy his bitch from the auction >it’s an old man >he still wants the old man >screw it i’m gonna win for him >fight this uppity bitch >win >he says she did better >wtf do i need to dye my hair red or something >old guy just scratches his ass and gives me shit all day >he’s still talking about mash >moth says i have to face my destiny >can’t let the people die >he’s the same as me >maybe i can do it, i’m the child of prophecy after all >two children of prophecy >it’s some busty slut flashing her pits >reeks of every goblin, lion, and monster this side of england >he runs up yelling mash >that’s mash >mash goes off with an old man to please him for quartz >he’s even more depressed than before >he can’t get to mash >calamity.mp4 >way too many of them >he’s turned to drugs >mash shows up to solo a horde >she’s even strong too >boss music starts >my cheerleader passes out >welp, time to pack it in >let’s run away together >mash runs straight at it >his dick grows three sizes >he runs after her screaming heroic japanese >they hold hands >they beat the calamity >townspeople cheering for them >new child of prophecy born >i didn’t do anything >he never grinned that much for me