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@lilac-the-void-pup I would like another one, you have two

Me at transphobes: "Nice gender, did your mom pick it out for you?"

Never thought I could relate to something this much

If I know you, I better see this on your blog

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

You have yet to tell me how any of this harms anyone. This dragon guy just seems like his main problem is lack of money, and species dysphoria- which he can't just turn off by "just not being a dragon." You just said "someone in one of these categories is poor and therefore your post is problematic."

It's also bold of you to assume I don't watch anything mature, which you'd immediately know otherwise by looking at my blog, but whatever.

This is my last response cause I'm not gonna let you bait me into an argument for your conflict addiction. I just want to leave this for other people to learn from

(P.S, maybe logic/fact check your "comebacks" before you post them. Just a thought)

Did the whole "Don't hate what you don’t understand" lesson we were taught a million times over in children's movies go over people's heads?

This is how we should be acting

Oh, you're Muslim?

That's awesome, I'm always so inspired by your creativity in fashion!

You're pagan, and worship several pantheons at once?

That must be a lot of work! That's impressive!

You're a girl but you use he/him pronouns?

Alright, it doesn't inconvenience me at all to respect that, and it's interesting.

You're cupiromantic, so you don’t feel romantic attraction, but you still want to do romantic things?

I don't see how that's any different than an ace person who enjoys sex, or even an allo person using a dating sim game, so go right ahead!

You're a therian that physically identifies as your theriotype?

That's fascinating, how does that work?

You identify as robotkin?

That's sick as hell, tell me more!

None of these things affect me personally, and none of them inherently harm anyone. Can we please treat things with curiosity instead of anger?

Literally me before my medication for chronic stomachaches started working

And actually technically this is exactly what I experimented with when I noticed a significant lack of pain when eating

You are the exact type of person this post is directed at. I hope one day you wake up and realize you can't take things at face value all the time.

I'm not gonna refute every one of your points because I know that's exactly what you want. You want conflict. You want rage. You want entertainment.

You are so bored that you want to hurt people's feelings. Please watch a kid's movie instead, it'll teach you something you obviously haven't learned yet

Did the whole "Don't hate what you don’t understand" lesson we were taught a million times over in children's movies go over people's heads?

This is how we should be acting

Oh, you're Muslim?

That's awesome, I'm always so inspired by your creativity in fashion!

You're pagan, and worship several pantheons at once?

That must be a lot of work! That's impressive!

You're a girl but you use he/him pronouns?

Alright, it doesn't inconvenience me at all to respect that, and it's interesting.

You're cupiromantic, so you don’t feel romantic attraction, but you still want to do romantic things?

I don't see how that's any different than an ace person who enjoys sex, or even an allo person using a dating sim game, so go right ahead!

You're a therian that physically identifies as your theriotype?

That's fascinating, how does that work?

You identify as robotkin?

That's sick as hell, tell me more!

None of these things affect me personally, and none of them inherently harm anyone. Can we please treat things with curiosity instead of anger?

Angular Milkmaid

Caine wtf

tag yourself i'm his little meowing dodecahedron

You alright, bud? Just dm if you wanna talk

Pouring your heart and soul out to a girl you've known for two years only for her to say she's straight and fucking ghost you 🩷✨️

Modern version of this: Go camping in a place with really cool, elevated trails, especially if the forest off the trail looks more fun. For legal reasons, I do not advise going off the trails, but as someone who lives in the forest, I often wander through the deep woods, climb over empty river banks, use tree root stairs, etc. Getting "lost" in the woods, maybe with a snack break once you're deep in, and finding your way back- I think that counts as a low-tier dangerous quest. (Again, for legal reasons, I am not advising you to get actually lost in the woods)

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

I love this fucking raccoon

It's unhealthy djfjjefjejjt

Let me adopt you please, be my kit

@lilac-the-void-pup Love, you can have as many skirts as you want if you appear in our area

I love being a girl

Who knew that dressing in Cute socks, skirts, vests and shoes could cure depression.

Me: Thinks a negative thing about someone else

Someone on the internet: "Thinking this negative thing about someone else is mean and prejudiced"

Me: "Oh okay, I'll correct my thought process whenever/if that idea appears in my head again"

It's that easy.

It's THAT easy.

Me: *checks the date*

:D

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

You can borrow some of my skirts if you want, lol

I'm all for clothing therapy

I love being a girl

Who knew that dressing in Cute socks, skirts, vests and shoes could cure depression.

For all of my fellow twigs who thrift, here's an upcycling(?) tip for skirts

Add a way to tie the skirt in the back from the inside, then make a ribbon/lace tie at the front to the side, feed the excess through, and add a decorative stopper to keep the excess in place and looking aesthetically pleasing (I used tiny fake flowers, but chunky beads/a bigger flower should work too)

Enjoy being able to wear that skirt that's just way too big

(P.S. You can tell if a skirt/pair of pants is your size by sticking your arm into the waist area and seeing how comfortably it fits your arm on each end. It should be snug, but not tight. You can also wrap it around your neck. There should be a little bit of overlap)

I was public gearing today, and a little kid turned to their caretakers and called me a big kitty

Needless to say, today was a good day.

(Also, I came over and hopped around with their dog while the caretakers and I chatted about cosplay, and the little one rambled about kid things)

Double banana :0

@askbananapie

THIS. My asks are flooded with the same poorly-made scams where one good look at the photos show it's fake. I even found one where they tried to pass off two different people as a before/after shot. It took me showing one face-seeing person to confirm they were two different people. Just stop. If I find your donation post organically and decide to post it, cool, but I will never post an ask because at this point, I'm convinced they're all scams

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her

Roly poly but puppy sized??? HELL YEAH

Not something I would buy for myself because money, but I definitely wouldn't complain about receiving it and you'd likely be my favorite person for a while (besides my girlfriend ofc)

OMG I FOUND THE HOODIE HERE!!

Graysexual polyromantic

I don't often play but I will always choose cat Peach