Tech's Crossiants:

Tech's crossiants:

*Wrecker came home to find Tech and James baking in the kitchen*

James: *sitting on the kitchen counter* hi dad

Wrecker: hey, what are you two up to

James: baking

Tech: I made Crossiants, and be careful with them they're still hot

*James instantly grabbed one and took a bite*

James: mmmm light, buttery, flakey, these are delicious, forget the bakery, uncle Tech should become our private baker

Tech: you can try to make me do that James but you'll never succeed

Wrecker: it's true, I tried something  very similar once

James: *continuing to eat his Crossaint* I've got a challenge for him, try to stop me from eating more of these 

No more swearing:

Hunter: no more swearing, if you swear you're grounded for a month

Cobalt: heck

Crosshair: you're on thin kriffing ice

Hunter: Crosshair you're grounded for a month

Crosshair: kriff

The voices in my head:

*Crosshair is glaring at a bunch of Regs*

Reg 1: what

Crosshair: the voices in my head say I should kill you all..... violently

*The Regs all recoil in terror*

Reg 2: please don't

Crosshair: oh relax, I was joking

*The regs all sigh in relief*

Crosshair: that's not what they said

The Regs: .................

Hugs from Crosshair:

Crosshair: given you are injured I will allow you to hug me for four to five seconds

Cobalt: FORTY FIVE SECONDS

Crosshair: *quickly* no no, I said four to-

*Cobalt quickly hugs him*

Cobalt: too late

*Crosshsir just sighed and patted Cobalt's head awkwardly*

Cobalt got into a fight:

*eight year old Cobalt came into the barracks a bit roughed up from a fight*

Hunter: *protective big bro mode activating* Cobalt what happened

Cobalt: *shuffling his feet* I uh, kinda got into a fight

Hunter, Tech and Wrecker: *fretting over Cobalt like a bunch of mother hens*

Crosshair: did you win

Crosshair cried over lost toothpicks:

*Cobalt was playing with his pet frog Packwa*

*Crosshair came over*

Crosshair: what are you doing

Cobalt: playing with Packwa

Crosshair: and also watching Thomas the tank engine, aren't you a little old for that

Cobalt: says the one who cried for twenty minutes straight cause he lost his toothpicks

Crosshair:............ sometimes I really hate you