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Tech's crossiants:

*Wrecker came home to find Tech and James baking in the kitchen*

James: *sitting on the kitchen counter* hi dad

Wrecker: hey, what are you two up to

James: baking

Tech: I made Crossiants, and be careful with them they're still hot

*James instantly grabbed one and took a bite*

James: mmmm light, buttery, flakey, these are delicious, forget the bakery, uncle Tech should become our private baker

Tech: you can try to make me do that James but you'll never succeed

Wrecker: it's true, I tried something  very similar once

James: *continuing to eat his Crossaint* I've got a challenge for him, try to stop me from eating more of these 

Put on my tombstone, I regret nothing:

*one April's fools Day Anthony and his friends, Nathan, Archie and Alfie are running around pranking the bad batch*

*Hunter eventually catches them and starts scolding them*

Nathan: *hiding a paint launcher behind his back and whispering* this is so tempting

Anthony: *whispering back* don't do it Nathan, do you want DEATH

*Suddenly a balloon of flour lands on Hunter's head after Daniel throws it at him*

Anthony, Nathan, Alfie and Archie: our hero

Daniel: *running from a very angry Hunter* Joey put on my tombstone that I REGRET NOTHING

*Joey facepalms and sighs long-sufferingly while next to him James giggles*

Daniel pranking Boba:

*Boba is listening to music on his music player*

Daniel's voice on the player: hello everyone, this is Daniel Stryker here, teaching you to never steal a pirate's favourite shirt and call it ugly, he'll get very angry, now sit back, relax and enjoy the duclent sounds, of me screaming into your ears.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

*Boba turned off his music player removing his headphones*

Boba: *looking over at Daniel* okay kid, that was cute, but that's all you've got

*Daniel snores slightly in his sleep*

*Just then the phone rings and Boba awnsers it*

Boba: hey Jane-

Daniel's voice on the phone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

*Startled Boba yelped and dropped the phone and Daniel grinned broadly in his sleep*

These things are collectors items:

Cobalt: my god

Boba: Cobalt, what happened

Cobalt: why didn't I figure this out before

Boba: what Cobalt what

Cobalt: always take the aluminium wrapper off your burrito, before you put in in the microwave

*The burned burrito he was holding in his hand turned to ashes*

Cobalt: which brings me to this question, what's the problem with the New car

*They walked over to a shiny delorean standing proudly in the garage*

Boba: 15 on the highway 12 in the city

Cobalt: FLASE, if I park it on the street, it's bound to get ripped off

Boba: well sure, because it can fly

Cobalt: *slamming his hands on the hood with an excited glint in his eyes" Cause it's a delorean! These things are collectors items

It's supper time:

*Cobalt and Daniel are talking in the garage when an alarm goes off*

Cobalt: good lord, do you know what that means

Daniel: no

Cobalt: *grinning broadly* IT'S SUPPER TIME

*He dashed out the garage followed closely by Lucky the dog*

Where's Daniel:

*Cobalt, Winston and Joey were preparing for dinner*

*Cobalt was about to tuck in when Martha slapped his hand*

Martha: ah ah, aren't we forgetting something

Cobalt: yeah, I'd better wash my hands before we eat, sorry honey

*He went over to the sink and started washing his hands*

Martha: Cobalt, where's Daniel

Cobalt: *looking out the window seeing Daniel in the delorean* I believe he's in the car about to...CRASH INTO THE HOUSE

*He dived on the floor holding his hands over his head*

I'd feel safer in jail:

*Boba and Daniel have been captured by the empire*

Daniel: who should we call to save us

Boba: I'd call your dad, but I feel safer In jail

Slamming the washing machine:

Omega: why is Trix doing the washing so loudly

Hunter: to let us know no one helps around here

Trix: *slams the washing machine door shut*

I'll make you all disappear:

Daniel: *wandering around the kitchen in the dark trying to get a glass of water*

*He accidentally bumped into the fridge making wobble*

Daniel: *pleading* don't fall over, don't fall over

Joey: *on the stairs also going to get a drink* a ghost

Boba: (who's with him) *sarcastically* yeah Joey, it's a ghost

Joey: I heard they take people away to their hideouts and they disappear forever

Cobalt: *woken up the noise* go back to sleep or I'll make you all disappear

Frustrations of living:

Trix: *screaming loudly outside the Marauder*

Omega: is Trix okay

Hunter: *wearing earmuffs* yeah kid, he's fine

Omega: but why's he screaming so loudly

Tech: he does this sometimes to, and I quote "release the frustrations of living"

Trix: *opens his mouth, takes a breath and continues screaming*

Bad batch juniors memes:

James: I wanna be cool just like Daniel

Joey: once I saw him drop a slice of pizza and cry for 10 minutes straight

Next:

Someone: *bullies omega*

Boba: *charges blasters* SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

Omega: BOBA DON'T

Next:

*Daniel is sitting quietly in a chair fast asleep*

Kordi: is he asleep

Boba: someone should wake him

James: absolutely not, last time I tried to wake him up I nearly lost a hand

Everyone:.....

Joey: *before anyone can look at him* absolutely not

Next:

*Daniel and Joey are fencing*

Joey: c'mon Daniel it's only a wooden sword, there's no need to be scared

Daniel: *hiding behind Trix's leg* it's not the sword I'm scared of, IT'S YOU

Next:

Omega: Daniel, you told me you're Very creative

Daniel: yep

Omega: but what do you create

Daniel: trouble

Next:

Zander: I hate walking in crowded cities, it's like you're cattle trapped together, and there's always some idiot who goes "mooo"

Kordi: if it annoys you so much then why do you do it

Next:

Zander: FOUR MONTHS

Kordi: what is he talking about

Rowan: c'mon Will it was funny

Rowan: FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

Next:

Daniel: I have a plan

James: does it involve us not getting into trouble

Daniel: I said a plan not a miracle

Next:

James: how wreckless do you think I am

Cynthia: you really want an honest awnser to that

Next:

Joey: just how many sodas have you drank today

Daniel: now is not the time to discuss my personal flaws as a human