Somebody's Going To Die:

Somebody's going to die:

Crosshair: somebody's going to die

Omega: *cheerfully* of fun

Crosshair is peaceful (not):

Hunter: Crosshair, be peaceful

Crosshair: I'm peaceful *loads sniper* I'm very peaceful

Joey and Daniel in a snowball fight:

*Daniel and Joey are in a snowball fight*

Joey: we need a plan of attack

Daniel: I have a plan, ATTACK

*He ran into the battle, snowballs in hand*

Joey: *sighs* Why do I even try

The voices in my head:

*Crosshair is glaring at a bunch of Regs*

Reg 1: what

Crosshair: the voices in my head say I should kill you all..... violently

*The Regs all recoil in terror*

Reg 2: please don't

Crosshair: oh relax, I was joking

*The regs all sigh in relief*

Crosshair: that's not what they said

The Regs: .................

Bad batch chores list:

Crosshair: alright, Hunter is having a day off and he's left me this chores list on these datapads for the ship's maintenance check this afternoon, Tech, carry out the daily maintenance check on the ship

*Tech nodded and left*

Tech: Wrecker, make sure all your fitness equipment is put away properly and then make sure Gonky is charged

Wrecker: do I get candy after

Crosshair: no

Wrecker: awww *he walked away*

Crosshair: Cobalt, check the on-board systems in the ship are working

Cobalt: okay *he left*

Crosshair: okay last, and least in my opinion, Trix

Trix: *sarcastically* what is thy bidding my master

Crosshair: *not amused* go into the forest and never come back

Trix: HEY, what does it actually say

Crosshair: help Tech with the maintenance check and make sure we're fully stocked with the right supplies

Trix: it will be done my lord *he quickly left*

Crosshair: *rolling his eyes* no wonder Hunter enjoys his days off, everybody here is impossible

No more swearing:

Hunter: no more swearing, if you swear you're grounded for a month

Cobalt: heck

Crosshair: you're on thin kriffing ice

Hunter: Crosshair you're grounded for a month

Crosshair: kriff