Daniel Is A Chaotic Child - Tumblr Posts
Joey and Daniel in a snowball fight:
*Daniel and Joey are in a snowball fight*
Joey: we need a plan of attack
Daniel: I have a plan, ATTACK
*He ran into the battle, snowballs in hand*
Joey: *sighs* Why do I even try
I will drive over and smack you:
Daniel: see, see, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh
Joey: I assure you, for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you
When Wrecker babysits the Stryker twins:
*Wrecker is babysitting the Stryker boys *
Wrecker: *carrying Joey and Daniel* okay kids, let's go blow some stuff up
Joey and Daniel: *excited as hell to blow stuff up with Wrecker*
Cobalt: *watching from afar and facepalming already regretting his decision*
Put on my tombstone, I regret nothing:
*one April's fools Day Anthony and his friends, Nathan, Archie and Alfie are running around pranking the bad batch*
*Hunter eventually catches them and starts scolding them*
Nathan: *hiding a paint launcher behind his back and whispering* this is so tempting
Anthony: *whispering back* don't do it Nathan, do you want DEATH
*Suddenly a balloon of flour lands on Hunter's head after Daniel throws it at him*
Anthony, Nathan, Alfie and Archie: our hero
Daniel: *running from a very angry Hunter* Joey put on my tombstone that I REGRET NOTHING
*Joey facepalms and sighs long-sufferingly while next to him James giggles*
Daniel pranking Boba:
*Boba is listening to music on his music player*
Daniel's voice on the player: hello everyone, this is Daniel Stryker here, teaching you to never steal a pirate's favourite shirt and call it ugly, he'll get very angry, now sit back, relax and enjoy the duclent sounds, of me screaming into your ears.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH-
*Boba turned off his music player removing his headphones*
Boba: *looking over at Daniel* okay kid, that was cute, but that's all you've got
*Daniel snores slightly in his sleep*
*Just then the phone rings and Boba awnsers it*
Boba: hey Jane-
Daniel's voice on the phone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH-
*Startled Boba yelped and dropped the phone and Daniel grinned broadly in his sleep*
Where's Daniel:
*Cobalt, Winston and Joey were preparing for dinner*
*Cobalt was about to tuck in when Martha slapped his hand*
Martha: ah ah, aren't we forgetting something
Cobalt: yeah, I'd better wash my hands before we eat, sorry honey
*He went over to the sink and started washing his hands*
Martha: Cobalt, where's Daniel
Cobalt: *looking out the window seeing Daniel in the delorean* I believe he's in the car about to...CRASH INTO THE HOUSE
*He dived on the floor holding his hands over his head*
I'd feel safer in jail:
*Boba and Daniel have been captured by the empire*
Daniel: who should we call to save us
Boba: I'd call your dad, but I feel safer In jail