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These Things Are Collectors Items:
These things are collectors items:
Cobalt: my god
Boba: Cobalt, what happened
Cobalt: why didn't I figure this out before
Boba: what Cobalt what
Cobalt: always take the aluminium wrapper off your burrito, before you put in in the microwave
*The burned burrito he was holding in his hand turned to ashes*
Cobalt: which brings me to this question, what's the problem with the New car
*They walked over to a shiny delorean standing proudly in the garage*
Boba: 15 on the highway 12 in the city
Cobalt: FLASE, if I park it on the street, it's bound to get ripped off
Boba: well sure, because it can fly
Cobalt: *slamming his hands on the hood with an excited glint in his eyes" Cause it's a delorean! These things are collectors items
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That fella from Walmart said I was made for doing this:
Hunter: Trix have you seen Tech
Trix: I'm not sure, he kicked me out the lab, he said he was working on something for Halloween, whatever that is I have no kriffing clue
In the lab:
*Tech was working on something very large and made of metal*
*Dark red eyes turned on looking at Tech*
Tech: *grinning like a madman* it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE, oh that fella from Walmart said I was mad for doing this, AND HE WAS RIGHT
*Tech laughed madly*
Tech: *with an evil smirk on his face* this'll teach them not to take my candy without asking me, this'll be the best Halloween ever
I am evil Crosshair:
Omega: uncle Crosshair, killing people is evil
Crosshair: Omega, inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved
*In his head*
*Crosshair is dressed in all black armour, shaking marakaas and circling s Grave that says "RIP Good Crosshair"*
Evil Crosshair: *singing* I am evil Crosshair, I am evil Crosshair, I am evil Crosshair, I am evil Crosshair
*Back to the present*
Omega: -_-
Where's Daniel:
*Cobalt, Winston and Joey were preparing for dinner*
*Cobalt was about to tuck in when Martha slapped his hand*
Martha: ah ah, aren't we forgetting something
Cobalt: yeah, I'd better wash my hands before we eat, sorry honey
*He went over to the sink and started washing his hands*
Martha: Cobalt, where's Daniel
Cobalt: *looking out the window seeing Daniel in the delorean* I believe he's in the car about to...CRASH INTO THE HOUSE
*He dived on the floor holding his hands over his head*
I require moisture:
*Tech and Trix are working on something*
Tech: *holding out a glass* I require moisture
Trix: can't you just say "can I have a glass of water" like a normal person
Tech: .....no
Trix: *Rolling his eyes* I hate you
For the record:
Trix: *working on a gadget* for the record this could get us all killed
Tech: for the record, I know