A Bad Batch Summer Chapter 1

A bad batch summer chapter 1

Waterfight:

It was a warm summer day on Pabu and several of it's youngest inhabitants Omega, Boba, Cynthia, James, Joey, Daniel, Zander, Kordi, Rowan, Dante, Deke, Stak, Mox, Lyana, Jax, Sami and Eva all stood together down by the small fishing docks on the beach.

The group all held several fully filled water guns between them and were discussing what to do.

"So, is everything prepared?" Omega asked.

The kids all nodded.

"So what exactly is it we have do?" Deke asked.

"Well, we're going to split into two teams, and basically all we have to do is run around shooting each other with our water guns." Lyana said.

"What's the point of that?" Daniel asked confused.

"To have fun silly." Lyana giggled.

"Alright, who's leading the teams?" Joey asked.

"How about Omega and Lyana." James suggested.

The others nodded in agreement.

They split into two teams.

Team one consisting of Omega, Stak, Deke, Daniel, Joey, Jax, Zander and Rowan headed to upper Pabu while team two consisting of Lyana, Sami, Eva, Cynthia, Boba, Dante, James, Kordi, and Mox stayed at the docks.

Omega's team began scouring the town trying to find their newest victims.

Daniel, Jax and Deke were patrolling when they saw Wrecker sunbathing, the loud snoring coming from him told them he'd fallen asleep.

"This is just too good." Daniel grinned.

The three kids tiptoed over to Wrecker stifling giggles as they aimed their water blasters at Wrecker.

They aimed their blasters at Wrecker and fired.

There was a loud shriek of surprise as Wrecker awoke to a jet of water soaking him.

This was quickly replaced by a loud shriek of laughter as Wrecker grabbed the three kids and dangled them in the air.

"Okay you lot, what's going on, I was having a great nap, and suddenly it's like I fell in the ocean." Wrecker said.

"Well Wrecker, we're having a water battle, and we just thought." Jax said.

"That you'd give me a soak." Wrecker said finishing Jax's sentence, to which the mirilian nodded.

Wrecker chuckled and set the three down.

"Alright you guys very funny, now go play somewhere else." He said.

"You want to join Wrecker?" Deke asked.

"No thanks Deke, I'm going fishing with Shep, but make sure you get Crosshair for me." Wrecker said winking.

The kids giggled and ran off.

Two hours of fierce waterfighting later, including highlights such as Omega, and Lyana soaking Crosshair to the skin and Sami, Eva and Mox ambushing Tech and Phee from atop the weeping Mys tree resulting in a laughing Phee and a confused Tech the kids met up at the docks once more.

They were all soaking wet and out of breath from running all over the island.

"That was so fun." Eva said as she fought to get her breathing under control.

"Did you see Crosshair's face when we got him." Omega giggled.

"He looked so mad." Lyana said laughing.

"Found them." A voice yelled.

The kids looked and saw the adults behind them, holding water blasters of their own as well as very determined grins.

"What's going on?" Omega asked confused.

"Payback." Crosshair smirked and fired at Omega soaking her with a jet of water.

In peals of laughter the kids ran off followed by the adults determined to show the kids what a real water war looked like.

Time to fess up Howzer

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

Defective yet effective ( a cadet batch fanfic)

Bios:

Numbers:

CT 9901 Spectre

CT 9902 Hunter

CT 9903 Wrecker

CT 9904 Crosshair

CT 9905 Cobalt

CT 9906 *died before name*

CT 9907 Tech

Spectre:

Clone Captian Spectre was oldest of the bad batch, with the ability to tap it into and hack machinery via the use of internal components the kamanoins implanted in him. As the oldest Spectre holds himself responsible for the lives of the entire squad and would do anything to protect them.

Armour:

Hunter:

Hunter was the oldest of the bad batch alongside Spectre and was closest with him. Hunter has hightned senses which allow him to feel impulses of various kinds. Following the death of Spectre Hunter became the commanding officer of the bad batch leading his squad all throughout the clone wars and galactic civil war.

Wrecker:

Wrecker is the largest of the bad batch with his taller frame and modified strength giving him a major advantage over the other bad batchers. While he isn't the most intellectually intelligent member of the batch he is easily the most emotionally intelligent, often serving as a source of comfort for his older and younger brothers respectively.

Crosshair:

Crosshair is the sniper of the squad, his enhanced eyesight making him one of the most skilled members of the bad batch. Though he can be abrasive and grumpy, there is no denying he loves his brothers.

Crosshair also serves as the squad medic with Tech often assisting him.

Crosshair is closest with Tech and the two can often be seen together.

Cobalt:

Cobalt was created as one of the kamanoins attempts at creating successful force sensitive clones through project enigma.

Though the project was ultimately a failure Cobalt emerged as one of few successful force sensitive clones.

However Cobalt's ability was blacklisted following the failure of the project and he was forced to not use it, additionally he was removed from the batch and reassigned to the clone commando unit Sigma squad under the designation CC-1043, however Cobalt was still a bad batch member in spirit and regularly stayed in their barracks and having training sessions with them. He served in the 501st through most of the clone wars before rejoining the bad batch near the end of the war.

Tech:

The youngest of the batch Tech was engineered with enhanced intelligence making him the most intellectually gifted of the batch a great strategic advantage that has helped them many times in the war.

Tech often serves as the group pilot and is also the one responsible for looking after the Havoc Marauder.

Incorrect Quotes:

Howzer: I'm worried about you Nemec, when was the last time you slept

Nemec: *hasn't slept in weeks and functioning solely on coffee* 5 or 6

Howzer: 5 or 6 what?

Nemec: *confused* 5 or 6

Next:

Samson: I'm going to ask Rex if I can use the flamethrower

Nemec: *preparing the medbay* not this shit again

Next:

Howzer: *in a good mood for once* this'll be a very good day

Fireball: *about to speak*

Gregor: *shoves a muffin in his mouth*

Next:

Nemec: hello, my name is Nemec and I will be your medic for today, just after I have this Capri sun

Nemec: *misses the carton four times, then rips open the carton and drinks it in four gulps*

Shadow: *sweating in sheer terror*

Next:

Howzer: look after the others Rex said-

*insert Daniel and Nemec trying to tame a giant robot they created, Fireball and Gregor binge watching Gordon Ramsey at full volume, Torch and Greer wrestling like gorilla's, Joey and Boba sparring with Cobalt and Trix trying to stop them destroying the base and Kirk and Samson passed out after too much coffee*

Howzer: it'd be easy he said

Next:

*Howzer and Daniel have the base to themselves, Daniel is cleaning while Howzer is on a computer*

Daniel: when I'm cleaning, you seem to be leaning

Next:

Howzer: why did I become a single father of two, what did I get myself into

Nemec and Fireball: curled up on his lap like little kids, fast asleep

Howzer: *shrugs* nevermind, I get it

I can only imagine the utter carnage that would be Tech playing this: