The Pain Of Finding Asmr Roleplay Content Through Yagami Yato

The pain of finding asmr roleplay content through yagami yato 😔

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1. He's a mystery lad! Loves Sherlock Holmes and Nancy Drew. He thinks it's very fun and interesting to see how the writer builds the mystery and story.

2. Sammy would think the picture was adorable, but then tell Asher that he shouldn't be going through people's stuff without their permission. They then suggest to ask Jemma about it.

3. Horror, they're a big ol scaredy cat :,[

4. Nope, will instantly spit it out lol, prefers sweets.

5. Sammy would call Azren and any bug that had medical knowledge. He wouldn't do anything directly for Jemma, but would get whatever the other bugs and Lamia needed quickly.

*Kicks open the door* More questions and scenarios for the bug army

1. Favorite book genre and why?

2. Scenarios #1 (I got inspired by @not-5-rats)

Your bug was the living room just relaxing and than hears a small voice and sees Asher who looks to have a picture in his hands

Asher: hey big sister/Brother look what I found in big sis’s room *Shows them the picture*

It was a picture of Ava when she was younger

(Jemma got the picture from her aunt Camila)

Asher: who’s that woman with light brown hair?

How would your bug react or say?

3. Least favorite movie genre and why?

4. Do they like sour candy and if so which one do they like?

5. Scenarios #2 (Tw: angst, gore, mentions of poison and gunshot)

Your bug was doing something in the house and than hears a bang and than the door opens and sees lamia (jemma’s demon) in her human form carrying a unconscious jemma with black-ish veins on her face and neck

Your bug goes over: what happen?!

Lamia. Who panicking: I don’t know she was in the swamp looking for something and than I heard a bang and than jemma collapsed, I think someone shot her and than I saw black-ish veins coming up from her neck to her face, I think it’s poison

How would your bug react or say?

@willowve01 @rozeliyawashereyall @wilderrorcard @rustycopper4use @astralbulldragon13 @aspenm00n @strayharmony943 @stxph-artist @kaiamtt @idontevenknow7878 @itsargyle @ccstiles @castbracelet240 @littlesiren79 @lightdragon789 @lunaritychuwolf @lunnats @tiefling-chaos @pinkcocopuff-aqualoid @puffin-smoke @fangsshadow @fennaboysenberry @fruity0salad @piffany666 @insignificant-anarchy @iistxrmyskyii @not-5-rats @dreamyshape @asmrbrainrot @keyaartz @aces-oceans @headstrashdump @keyaartz

@takashishihoin @megapugman @reefhastoomanyaccs @kaydenskiwi @greaysharkboi (welcome to the army :3)

(Wow that’s a lot of tags)

The tests have come in

Sammy is in fact, 78% Cinnamon roll, and 100% baby

Sammy: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Duarte: Cannibalism.

Sammy: *confused chewing noises*

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Adriana: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Victor : An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Victor : What’s up with Azren ? He’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Nash : He’s just a little overwhelmed.

Victor : Why?

Nash : jemma smiled at him.

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When some of the bugs babysits Asher

Emerald: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Duarte, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Asher, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Duarte: Because they have little hands

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Jemma : Oh no, that’s terrible!

Azren: Did they win?

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Duarte : Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Victor: Literally or figuratively?

Duarte : I have to specify?

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Raine: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start!

Raine: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.

Joan, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.

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Duarte , looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

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Actress!Jemma: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Actor!Azren: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Korey: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Marco, used to Korey being dumb: Sure...

Korey: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Marco: Okay?

Korey: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Marco:

Korey: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Marco: Divines, that one is a little-

Adriana , interested: No, no, Korey, keep going.

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Azren : Do you love me? 
Jemma: We’re literally married. 
Azren : Yeah, but as friends or—

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Azren, points at the guards: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*

Victor: Okay!

*five minutes later*

Azren: *returns and sees the guards unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!

Victor: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

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*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*

Adriana : Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Easton.

Void : For the record, I already found him.

Malachi: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.

Void: They stabbed me!

Adriana : I'm surprised they waited this long, Vincent . We've all had the urge.

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Jemma to Sammy: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are.

Vincent, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

Jemma: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

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Bloodmoon!Chester : Emerald , my old friend!

Bloodmoon!Emerald : I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Bloodmoon!Chester : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

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Bugs and croc boy in this

Sammy- @ccstiles

Duarte- @puffin-smoke

Adriana- @idontevenknow7878

Victor&Vincent- @littlesiren79

Void- @wilderrorcard

Nash- @lightdragon789

Malachi- @stxph-artist

Korey- @rozeliyawashereyall

Azren- @strayharmony943

Raine- @willowve01

Joan- @rustycopper4use

Emerald- @aspenm00n

Marco- @magebunkshelf

Chester- @not-5-rats

Jemma- @diamondzoey (me)

LMAO it's perfect

The chaos of azren and Jemma being parents

Modern!Azren puts Sammy in the car and closes the door and tries to open the front door but it’s locked

Modern!Jemma looks at Azren: did we just locked our baby in the car? *While trying to open the door*

Modern!Jemma: did you put the keys in the bag?

Modern!Azren looks panic: I put the keys in the bag

Modern!Jemma: Oh Azren I told you not to put the keys in the bag

Modern!Azren: don’t freak out come on don’t freak out

Modern!Jemma looks at Sammy: okay Sammy it’s okay

Modern!Azren starts singing the alphabet to Sammy

Modern!Jemma: what are you singing to him people get arrested for this Azren!

Few minutes later

Modern!Jemma has a trash can: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

Modern!Emerald: Emergency assistance this is Emerald

Modern!Azren on the phone: H-Help we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!

Modern!Jemma looks about ready to throw the trash can at the Window: I SWEAR TO DIVINES I’M GONNA BREAK IT

Modern!Calamity holds her back: do not break the window you’re get glass on Him!

Modern!Emerald: Azren please tell Calamity to relax everything is going to be okay

Modern!Azren: That’s Jemma

Modern!Emerald: Really??

Modern!Jemma looks at the window: DON’T WORRY Sammy! MAMA IS COMING FOR YOU!!

Modern!Emerald: Okay Azren we just sent the signal, the door should be unlocked now.

Modern!Calamity looks at Jemma: Check - Check the door. Check the door, Check the door!

Modern!Jemma: *Starts pulling on the car handle: ITS NOT UNLOCKED!!!

Modern!Jemma *Pulls the car handle again and it opens: Oh! *Takes Sammy out of the car and hugs him*

Modern!Azren and Calamity:*Sighs in relief*

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A/n: I feel like this would actually happen

The bugs in this

Azren & Calamity- @strayharmony943

Emerald- @aspenm00n

Sammy- @ccstiles

Jemma- @diamondzoey (me :3)

Sammy would become a moth half-blood! They'd be really scared at first and confused, but would get the hang of it eventually (and also possibly fly!)

Idk what the wizard's deal is, they must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed or something bc Sammy is precious and would never do anything to deserve that >:[

Bug Army!

Your Bug is I dunno cursed by a wizard or something, and they are turned into a halfblood / demihuman!

What do they become? How do they react? What was that wizard's deal anyway?

1. He has a northern American accent:3

2. He's alright! Somewhere between Beyonce and a dying goat.

3. Sammy hated hunting half bloods, but it was the highest paying job they could find that also came with the bonus that his parents sort of cared about him.

4. They wanted to go out on a walk for a bit (they were getting too fidgety standing still)

5. Probably by episode 3.5 :]

6. Sammy thinks they're pretty cool!

7.

Sammy: hm, it sounds like there might be something going on that would have caused Mera to have to abandon their family for their or their family's safety, but they don't want to. I think they're planning to take care of and get rid of whatever or whoever is threatening their peace.

Bug questions! :DDD

Does your bug have an accent?

How good is your bug at singing?

I feel like this has been asked before, but what was your bug's opinion on halfbloods before meeting they boys?

Why was your bug walking away from Bodie's house in episode two? Were they tying to escape? Were they just going for a walk? What were they doing?

By which episode did the boys have your bug's trust?

I'm trying to figure out who Acantha would be close to, so if you don't mind me asking, what is their opinion on them??

Scenario!

Your bug was doing their thing when Acantha came up to them, with a more . . . serious demeanor then they normally had.

Acantha: "Hey. You wouldn't mind if I asked you a question, right?"

Bug: "I guess not."

Acantha: "Good, cuz I would have asked anyways. Do you know what Mera meant when they said they won't 'abandon family again?'"

Bug "What?"

Acantha: "They aren't telling me and I want to know what's up. I know it's there business but the idea of Mera abandoning anyone seems out of character for them. Let alone family. I mean, I know I kind of wasn't there for a while . . . but still. I just want to make sure they're okay. So do you know what they meant when they said that."

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@lightdragon789 @pinkcocopuff-aqualoid @itsargyle @not-5-rats @astralbulldragon13

@ccstiles @puffin-smoke @fruity0salad @takashishihoin @megapugman

@reefhastoomanyaccs @kaydenskiwi @greaysharkboi