So Real For That - Tumblr Posts

damn, bitch, you live like this?

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

The pain of finding asmr roleplay content through yagami yato 😔

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rottmnt x reader my beloved

Senshi was busy so they sent me a grim omen instead

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

I wanna snatch up a bassist

i am so astronomically down bad for bassist's that i became one. seriously though, i need me a tall mysterious bassist <3

i’m only halfway through tmagp20 but i think gwen and ink5oul should make out sloppy style