LMAO It's Perfect

LMAO it's perfect

The chaos of azren and Jemma being parents

Modern!Azren puts Sammy in the car and closes the door and tries to open the front door but it’s locked

Modern!Jemma looks at Azren: did we just locked our baby in the car? *While trying to open the door*

Modern!Jemma: did you put the keys in the bag?

Modern!Azren looks panic: I put the keys in the bag

Modern!Jemma: Oh Azren I told you not to put the keys in the bag

Modern!Azren: don’t freak out come on don’t freak out

Modern!Jemma looks at Sammy: okay Sammy it’s okay

Modern!Azren starts singing the alphabet to Sammy

Modern!Jemma: what are you singing to him people get arrested for this Azren!

Few minutes later

Modern!Jemma has a trash can: I’M BREAKING THE WINDOW!

Modern!Emerald: Emergency assistance this is Emerald

Modern!Azren on the phone: H-Help we locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!

Modern!Jemma looks about ready to throw the trash can at the Window: I SWEAR TO DIVINES I’M GONNA BREAK IT

Modern!Calamity holds her back: do not break the window you’re get glass on Him!

Modern!Emerald: Azren please tell Calamity to relax everything is going to be okay

Modern!Azren: That’s Jemma

Modern!Emerald: Really??

Modern!Jemma looks at the window: DON’T WORRY Sammy! MAMA IS COMING FOR YOU!!

Modern!Emerald: Okay Azren we just sent the signal, the door should be unlocked now.

Modern!Calamity looks at Jemma: Check - Check the door. Check the door, Check the door!

Modern!Jemma: *Starts pulling on the car handle: ITS NOT UNLOCKED!!!

Modern!Jemma *Pulls the car handle again and it opens: Oh! *Takes Sammy out of the car and hugs him*

Modern!Azren and Calamity:*Sighs in relief*

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A/n: I feel like this would actually happen

The bugs in this

Azren & Calamity- @strayharmony943

Emerald- @aspenm00n

Sammy- @ccstiles

Jemma- @diamondzoey (me :3)

(what I think would happen if intern and the boys ever got to see Stacy)

Jean: *looking at Stacy with dreamy eyes*

Intern, pulling him in by his tie: "I will slut you out faster than you can say 'im sorry', understood?"

Jean: *gulp* yEah-

The pain of finding asmr roleplay content through yagami yato 😔

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Absolutely amazing and silly guy, but I also think I should share some reactions to him from the bug army discord

Meet Randy 🐊

I'll be posting a finish drawing of the guy.

I sadly don't know all the characters but for the ones I do know (Stacy, Albus and Seth):

Stacy gets the most, followed closely by Albus and then Seth with the least

Stacy has the most people interested in her, Albus is the quickest, Seth likes to take his time with the people he pulls

Alright everyone I have a question, if we put all these characters in a bar whose getting the most people/ladies/ bitches?

Another new listener design WIP! This time its for Escape's work! :]

Ladies, gents, and those that click the 'other' box, I present Slash!

(yes, he is heavily inspired by Sally Face even though I never played the game or was in the fandom-)

Here's some fun little facts about him:

- he gets confused as a girl because of his hair and his body type.

- he got his giant scar from a car accident, and said car accident also took out his left eye (he wears prosthetics)

- speaking of prosthetics, he usually uses his pinwheel prosthetic whenever he's in his slasher outfit. He also removed the mesh covering of the left eyehole so that people can see said prosthetic (hey, if you have to pay for that shit out of pocket, you're gonna get as many people as possible to see it)

- he was a Sally Face and creepypasta kid, so when he first became a slasher, he dyed his hair light blue to mimic Sally Face (but then later realized how stupid that was, so now he's growing it out)

- unlike Basher, he's actually dressed for summer weather (but he knows better than to go wandering around the woods without pants on)

- he took a knife/axe throwing classes and is really good at it, hence why he's so good with knives.

- works a desk job as a clerk filing paperwork (he wears a face mask and a prosthetic that was color matched to his working eye)

And here's a funny snippet for ya:

Random drunk guy: hey there princess, why don't you and I ditch this fatso and have some fun by ourselves?

Slash, who has a deep voice: excuse you that's my wife you're talking about bitch *stabs him*

What? You egg? Stabs him