Oneshot Where Mista Accidentally Motorboats His Crush's Chest (can Be Fem Ifvyou Want)

Oneshot where Mista accidentally motorboats his crush's chest (can be fem ifvyou want)

Author’s Note: i’m- jfdksdk your wish is my command, anon. I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THE TITLE FOR A WHILE NOW FJDSLAJL

Warning: pretty suggestive, no minors pls.

Crash Landing

“Guido, I’m gonna need you to keep an eye out for any suspicious cars that might be following. Fugo can’t be the only one keeping an eye out, and I need to touch up my makeup before we get there.”

Before he could get a word out in response, you put down your mascara and reached for your makeup bag. “Oh, and put on your seatbelt. We can’t have you flying out the car if there’s a crash.”

Mista rolled his eyes and fully turned toward you before mimicking as though he were a parrot, “Oh, and put your seatbelt o-”

“SHIT.”

The screeching of the brakes was heard before the car lurched, only for Mista to come crashing down on you. More specifically, he came crashing down on your tits. The dress that you had worn for the mission gave him full access to your chest, thus having him nose-deep in between your boobs.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

You could admit, you did find the gunslinger attractive, but this was still very embarrassing. He jolted up and, with a red face, started spewing apologies.

With an equally reddened face, you stammered a classic “it’s fine” before turning to the window.

Laughter erupted from the white-haired boy up front, prompting you to kick the back of his seat and praying for this mission to go by quickly, Guido’s blushing face forever etched in your mind with the hope of him returning your feelings. 

May I request HCs on Bruno x f!reader? Them going on an amusement park date? ✨

Bruno X Reader on an Amusement Park Date

Bruno is a romantic babe, I <3 him.

He’d definitely start off with some of the heavily greasy food sold in the area.

After that, he’d walk around with you.

He’d buy roses off the wandering vendors and definitely take you to the games.

He’d win you the best prize possible.

That happens to be a very big teddy bear with a tiny head.

Y’know that one.

Anyway, he’d be the voice of reason if you want to win yourself a goldfish.

“Dolcezza, you know it’s probably gonna die the next day. We haven’t even properly prepared a tank!”

And of course, the ferris wheel was saved for last.

The two of you would go on it while the sky was dark and all of the park was illuminated.

He’d obviously go in for a kiss while your cart is stopped at the top.

I mean, is there a better moment to do so?

Could i request headcanons of Mista with a male crush that comes off stoic and emotionless, but as a affectionate stand. The stand will sometimes give Mista flowers or hugs but the reader will deny it

Guido Mista with an emotionless male crush that had a loving stand

Ask: Could i request headcanons of Mista with a male crush that comes off stoic and emotionless, but as a affectionate stand. The stand will sometimes give Mista flowers or hugs but the reader will deny it

Author's Note: yes. This is the trope that always gets me, so yes.

HE WOULD BE SO GIDDY EVERYTIME IT HAPPENED.

Like, some flowers from the emobident of his dream boy's soul? yes please!

After seeing how you deny it, he decides not to bring it up in hopes of you not getting too embarrassed.

However, he knows. He's definitely not stupid and was able to pick up that you reciprocated his feelings.

He would have a collection of little trinkets that your stand collected from him.

And the Sex Pistols? THEY'D LOVE IT IF YOUR STAND EVER GAVE THEM ATTENTION

They're already spoiled by Guido, but another stand? Their owner's potential boyfriend's stand to be more specific? THEY'D BE ON CLOUD 9

Guido's just counting his days until you fess up to having a crush, but for now, your stand's love is enough for him.

Hey! Could you do one for Kakyoin where the reader gets scared of something, so she clings to Kakyoin for comfort without even thinking about it, then gets embarrassed that she just kinda hugged him outta nowhere? Love me some awkward fluff 🥰

Accidental

Ask: Hey! Could you do one for Kakyoin where the reader gets scared of something, so she clings to Kakyoin for comfort without even thinking about it, then she gets embarrassed that she just kinda hugged him outta nowhere? Love me some awkward fluff 🥰

Author's Note: Your wish is my command! Kakyoin really deserved more </3

As you tried to climb over the car seat to get to your designated spot in the third row, you heard Iggy begin to growl.

Fuck.

You scrambled to the back as fast as you could. Stupid dog, taking the row of seats. Stupid Mr. Joestar, for allowing it. Stupid Jotaro and Polnareff for being absolutely huge and squishing you.

You grunted as your body felt squished between Kakyoin and the car. As you slowly began to get accustomed to the position you were going to be stuck in, you heard Iggy start barking rapidly.

Naturally, you were scared of the little gremlin, so you clung onto something in hopes of easing your racing heart. Except the thing you clung onto wasn't a thing, it was Kakyoin. You tried to let go, but you were too cramped to do so.

As if you couldn't get more embarrassed, Noriaki had decided that it would be the perfect time to wrap his arm around your shoulder to comfort you. The two of you stayed there, red-faced, as the car drove across the desert, with four other men and an annoying dog.

Can I get Mista and his s/o on a mission together and she sends in her own (tiny) stand to spy on some enemies only to end up horribly injured and so Mista rushes in to save her stand

Author’s Note: When I think of a tiny stand, I automatically think of the fairy emoji (🧚) The title is shit whoops, this is in 1st pov, trying it out ;) The stand name is based on Dilemma by Kelly Rowland and Nelly because that song has been stuck in my head for SO LONG.

Frail

As Guido and I hid against the brick wall of the restaurant (that the gang was waiting for us in), we could hear footsteps and hushed voices presumably making a drug deal. The two of us had been entrusted to take out the “rotten apples” in Passione and were currently tracking down the said dealer that had been causing the most trouble. He was one of the horrible ones that still dealt to children even though Giorno had forbade such transactions.

Putting a finger to my mouth, I gave a smile and a wink.

“I’ve got this.”

A strong aura, resembling a fire, encased me as I summoned my stand「DILEMMA」and sent it toward the two men that were heard around the corner. My stand’s power was to sense the amount of danger that the near future would hold, but it was also amazing for being a little spy of sorts due to its petiteness.

I began to look around through my stand’s eyes, trying to adapt to the sudden change in scenery, when I finally located our target. “There he is, Guido.”

Suddenly, my stand’s abilities alerted me of danger, and my heart began to speed up. The man had turned around and was looking directly at my stand. ‘Fuck. Of course this guy would have a stand, he was most likely recruited by Polpo like the rest of us.’

I gave out a gasp as his (obviously larger) stand came forth and gave a hearty punch to my stand. As my sight shifted back to my own surroundings, I saw my boyfriend’s look of despair as I fell.

His eyes widened, but he shook his head and charged. Guido was never really one for plans anyway. With two quick shots, the bastard had fallen and the mission had been completed. Of course, the two of us would’ve preferred to be little bloodshed on your side, but the damage had already been done to me.

The gunslinger rushed over and saw just how injured I was at the moment. He cringed at the gaping hole on the side of my torso, and the pistols began to surround me as well, each one crying and pleading for me to be safe.

I smiled and reached out to give head pats to Number 5 since he was crying the most, but groaned as the pain spread throughout your body from the small movement. I chuckled in an attempt to relieve any worries about me, but all that came out were wheezes.

Luckily, Giorno had just so happened to exit the building where we were located and began to run over while summoning his own stand. The golden humanoid was able to form a new chunk of my torso, though the pain was still there. I smiled and reached over to Guido, who had been trying his hardest to not shed tears, and gave my partner a warm hug to show that I would be fine.

He chuckled as some tears slipped and lightly hugged back, careful not to touch the newly formed part of my midsection as he patted my back and gave me a quick kiss as a reassurance to the both of us that we were alright.

this is for that one anon from @risottoneroo 's page