Shoto Todoroki Headcannons

Shoto Todoroki Headcannons

SO = Significant Other

1. His SO will probably make a major effort to get him to understand sarcasm and then he'll start using it and his SO will be so proud

2. He doesn't know how to make anything but cold soba so his SO will have to know at least something about food

3. He might unintentionally compare his SO's cooking to his sister's

4. He would make an angsty love playlist about his SO and play it whenever he misses them

5. He would bring his SO to the door of Natsuo's dorm room before bringing them to meet his father

6. He would get that cute little kitten smile every time his SO laughed with his mother

7. He would have dreams about his SO and then go and tell them about it

8. He would sneak his SO into his room just to see if it would piss off his father

9. He would steal his father's credit card just to take his SO on really and I mean really expensive dates and get them really expensive gifts

10. He wouldn't let his SO hold his left hand

if they had a kid...

I Am CONVINCED

If Touya Todoroki really is Asexual, he MOST DEFINITLY uses the excuse "I'm still a virgin." to get out of trouble.

Especially on Fuyumi.

(via Spinner | Who is your Villain Best Friend? (MHA))

They described me to a T

For the People, Entities, and Furries that get barked at! Here are some responses you can use!

If there is someone with the person barking: "Oooh, can I pet your dog?!"

If you are with someone: mutter "Freaks..." to each other.

If you are a male entity of sorts: SAY SYMIPATHEDICALY "It's okay I know it's hard when I can pull more bitches than you and your small dick."

Stay Petty, Stay Savage, and Stay Safe guys, gals, and non-binary pals!