If They Had A Kid...

if they had a kid...

We have all had to sing the alphabet to get to a letter but I have reach a new level of stupid. I got to W and I sung W, R, X. It's W, X, Y. The reason that I said W,R,X is because my favorite car is a Suburu WRX impreza. I REPLACED MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE ALPHABET WITH MY FAVORITE CAR! I had to look it up, the alphabet, on google!!!!

Boys (and girls) When I Say "I'm Small"

I don't mean "Oh, I'm so tiny, come pick me up! I'm so Light and thin!"

No, I mean "IF I WASN'T 4'11'' AND 94 LB I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!"

Reporter: What is the best thing your girlfriend has asked you to buy for her?

Flynn Rider: A FRYING PAN!

Reporter: ...

Flynn Rider: Best investment I've ever made.

(via Spinner | Who is your Villain Best Friend? (MHA))

They described me to a T

Dabi/Touya Todoroki Headcannon:

Dabi Acts Like A Man Whore Just To Piss Off Shigaraki. Like He Goes Around Naming His Body Count And when Shiggy Asks Why It's Higher Than The Last Time They Talked, Dabi Just Goes, "Cuz I Can Pull More Bitches Than You."