Bold Of You To Assume I Was Alive

Bold of you to assume I was alive

Mc: (holding Asmo)

Asmo: Mc let me down!

Mc: (throwing him in a mud puddle)

Asmo: (angry) you are dead Mc!

The Older brothers (Luci, Mams and Levi) Vibes

pic from this tweet

Y'all demons need to stop ripping out hearts

I liked Lucis Valentine’s Day card so I redrew it -w-)

Lucifer is shy

The cat butlers are back~ 🐈‍⬛☕️

If they broke in my room then I would myself search for valuables with the thief

obey me brothers alone in the hol when a robber breaks in:

LUCIFER

"oooh. i've been waiting for a chance to test out my new toys." *unsheathes sword*

robber: *screaming in terror*

MAMMON:

*staring up at the robber, whose caught in a net. "sup bro."

LEVI:

*slowly spins around in his chair* "i think lotan might finally get that midnight snack."

robber: *running away in fear*

ASMO:

*recording on devilgram* "excuse me, mr. robber, can you tell me why your filthy paws are touching my blood diamond earrings?"

SATAN:

*takes out knife* "wrong house."

BEEL:

beel: *stands up* can i help you?

robber: *has wet themselves*

BELPHIE:

*pulls robber into a headlock* "you know, breaking necks is my specialty."

Lucifer: Violence isn't the answer.

MC: You’re right.

Lucifer: *sighs in relief*

Mc: Violence is the question.

Lucifer: What?

MC, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Lucifer, running after them: NO-

(Belphegor and Satan are coming to help you)