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Lucifer : YOUR little stunt made us look like a F*CKING JOKE

Satan : No no no Lucifer , jokes are meant to be funny! I made you look uh.. sad and pathetic like a F*CKING ORPHAN

(The house of lamentation burned down 🥶👌)

Imagine if one of the brothers has the Samsung ringtone (the magical sounding one) and their phone rings in middle of a meeting

Baby!Satan : Goodnight Mammon

Mammon : Good night

Mammon : *accidently leaves the door a little bit open*

Baby!Satan : .........

Baby!Satan : *combusts*

Leviathan : WE'RE GONNA DIE

MC : Yep

Leviathan : WE'RE GONNA DIE VIRGINS

MC : Nope

Leviathan: Mammon?

MC : Yep

Leviathan: I AM GONNA DIE A VIRGIN

Why is Obey Me! Nightbringer rated 3+ ☠️

Mammon : Stop followin' me!

MC : Let go of my hand then!

Asmodeus: Why are your tongues purple?

MC: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Solomon: I had a red one.

Asmodeus: oh

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus: OH

Beelzebub: *processing*

Beelzebub: You drank each other's slushies?

Lucifer : Mammon , I KNOW you sneaked out last night .

Mammon *thinking* : Oh shit! I should come up with an excuse .

Mammon : ....Who's Mammon?

(he died)

Will you accept their quests 🤔 (Don't accept Belphegor's)

I love how everyone is obsessed with Leviathan running after Mammon

Caption the first one

I still can't get over the fact that Levi sleeps like this 😂

Bonus

The fact that Lucifer doesn't put him in a normal position and just extends the cover over him

Live footage of Satan meowing (increase the volume of you can't hear)

Mephistopheles: *acting rude to MC*

MC : Listen-

Mephistopheles: What?

MC : Acting like a dick won't make yours bigger

(Lucifer is proud of you)

He is preparing to join his father 😞👌

Lucifer : Why is MC sitting on your shoulders?

Diavolo : They like to feel tall!

MC : *happy sheep noises*

*MC and Satan are in a argument*

Satan : YOU ARE JUST A STUPID HUMAN!

MC : AND YOU ARE JUST LUCIFER'S ANGER TRANSLATOR!

Satan : .....🙂

(MC was found ded 🧑‍🦽🐑)

Diavolo: *is born*

Demon King : Wow , how cute 🥹 *disappears*

Diavolo being a cat

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