Me: I Don't Have Commitment Issues

Me: I don't have commitment issues

Also me: *Gets a quarter of the way through any WIP and suddenly feels the intense urge to delete it all*

He’ll be richer this way tbh 😅

Vegas after getting stripped of Minor Family's status: I didn’t want to do this but i know one way we can get money

Pete: You would make a decent prostitute

Vegas: I'd make an amazing prostitute but i was actually talking about this guy i know

Pete: I have decided that I'm, in fact, a snack. It's just that no one's hungry.

Vegas, under his breath: I'm starving.

*vegas writing an e-mail to tankhun*

pete: begin it with something like- "i hope this email finds you well"....c'mon...be nice

vegas: *enraged, typing furiously*: this email better find you before i do-

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*VegasPete post canon*

*Day 01 of Vegas teaching Pete english*

Pete: Can you teach me how to curse in english? But something I can say to myself when I’m angry…?

Vegas: Sure! You can say… “Fuck Me!!”

Pete: Fuck, me!!

Vegas: Good, and now without comma

Pete: Fuck me!!!! *screams at the top of his lungs with a wide smile*

Vegas: Say no more *says with a smirk while carrying Pete to their rooms*

Macau: One day, that’s all I ask. One freaking day off!!