Also, Heres My Human Bill. I Know A Lot Of People Do His Hair Blonde/gold, But Idk, I Vibe Black Hair.

Also, here’s my human Bill. I know a lot of people do his hair blonde/gold, but… idk, I vibe black hair. I vibe this for him. I do love him very much.

And this other post of theirs.

Thanks for the inspo, dawg.

These are my OCs. I love them.

Valentine is in both pictures, she’s the young and overly enthusiastic one. Chrys, second from the top in the stack, is the stargazing leader. Bags, third from top, grew up rich and is learning to be rebellious and confident. Taffy, on the bottom, is already rebellious and confident and enjoys causing problems on purpose. Morgan, playing Squidward in her pose, is nervous and quiet but determined and brave, and she likes tea.

Draw your characters like this

“You want a corpse” no bitch we want your corpse OUT of the equation. You ban our books, we ban yours.

This man would LOVE TNG! He’d love a lot of Star Trek stuff that came out since he was gone he and Fidds were probably original series fans—

OH MY GOD, THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK CAME OUT IN 84 THIS MAN PROBABLY THINKS SPOCK REALLY DIED OR SOMETHING

—Anywho, he’d have a really good time catching up on everything he missed and would probably hyperfixate on it very much. I imagine he’d learn Klingon, if he didn’t already know it, or he’d program it into his universal translator. Vulcan as well, if he could. He’d like that.

Now I’m just imagining him being sad because how does he do the Vulcan hand symbol? Where does the extra finger go??? He probably decided for himself what looked closest, but it probably was very frustrating for him!

Anyways, Data would probably make him very happy. I know that android makes my neurodivergent ass feel happy and proud. Mans is different from literally everyone in existence but still kind and curious and valued. I also think seeing Lore exist would give him some… interesting conflicting emotions.

I can see him sitting with Stan some nights and watching TNG on a laptop together on the Stan-O-War II. Adorable.

Also Dipper is probably a Trekkie— meaning Mabel knows at least a bit about it too— and I expect they can geek out about it together. Ford shocks himself working in an experiment and curses in Klingon about it, and Dipper (who knows a little bit of Klingon) catches it and goes is that Klingon and they both get a little embarrassed about being geeks and then launch into a multiple hour discussion about their favorite series and characters.

concept:

dipper giving ford a list of all the significant sci fi media he missed out on in the past 30 years

ford got kicked out of his dimension in 1982.

return of the jedi came out in 1983. you know the luke i am your father plot twist in empire had him hooked and he spent many a night wondering about its resolution

aliens came out in 1986. there's no way ford didn't love the first one. i can only imagine his thoughts on the pivot the sequel made to becoming more of an action movie than a horror one

star trek the next generation came out in 1987. i don't know enough about the show to properly assess how much he'd love it (TNG fans feel free to hop in here) but my guess is he'd absolutely love that cool robot man everyone on here seems to like

x-files first aired in 1993. i don't think i need to convince anyone that he'd be obsessed.

the doctor who series got its revival in 2005. i don't think he'd have been a huge doctor who fan back in the day, but i'm sure he watched and enjoyed at least some of it. and the 10th doctor in particular would be extremely his shit

supernatural also came out in 2005 but i have never watched it and am not even going to try to touch that subject for fear of getting hanged by the neck til dead over potential mischaracterization (SPN fans feel free to hop in here)

and... the star wars prequels. dude. the star wars prequels. can you imagine

even more things that help me survive being alive part 3! (pt. 1/2)

eat directly out of the cooking pot or after putting food directly into tupperware after cooking so you don’t have to wash more dishes. and if you have leftovers you can just put the tupperware in the fridge

putting several plastic bags at the bottom of your trash can/waste bin so you can just take out a new one when the trash gets full. this helps me a lot in my bedroom and bathroom where the plastic bag hoard™ is too far away

keeping one of those transparent cold drink takeaway cups from a cafe and using that to drink my homemade coffee out of, just to make it feel like I’ve been somewhere

having a daily calendar that allows me to visually block out time for different tasks as my time-estimation is awful, and I think showering will take two hours

keeping a magnetic whiteboard on my fridge door that I write new grocery food items on so I know what I have to eat. no more rotting food bc you forgot it existed

a stock of passable quality readymade frozen meals, or frozen dumplings etc for when you want to eat but there are too many steps for even basic cooking

a personal one that I just kinda like - having a daily diary but not for complete sentences or fancy writing just very drily outlining what I did during the day. this creates smash hits such as “went to the store today. cried. watched encanto. cried again”

having a list of everything I could feasibly do on a day/hour off. includes all my hobbies, exercises or outdoor activities, language learning, friends (yes a list of your friends to remind u they exist), stuff I haven’t had time for, to-read/to-watch lists. otherwise I forget what’s out there!

Bill in my nightmare-y abstract style! Love him or love him?

No but I’ve really been enjoying this style lately. I’ve gone from lineless to super-lineless or something and it’s cool.