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Jack Of All Crimes

They/themI have ‘Tism, ADHD, and anxiety, and I’m queer as all hell, and I like to talk about those things. Beyond that, I shuffle through special interests like a deck of cards and I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes, I even draw. That’s it.

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This Man Would LOVE TNG! Hed Love A Lot Of Star Trek Stuff That Came Out Since He Was Gone He And Fidds

This man would LOVE TNG! He’d love a lot of Star Trek stuff that came out since he was gone he and Fidds were probably original series fans—

OH MY GOD, THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK CAME OUT IN 84 THIS MAN PROBABLY THINKS SPOCK REALLY DIED OR SOMETHING

—Anywho, he’d have a really good time catching up on everything he missed and would probably hyperfixate on it very much. I imagine he’d learn Klingon, if he didn’t already know it, or he’d program it into his universal translator. Vulcan as well, if he could. He’d like that.

Now I’m just imagining him being sad because how does he do the Vulcan hand symbol? Where does the extra finger go??? He probably decided for himself what looked closest, but it probably was very frustrating for him!

Anyways, Data would probably make him very happy. I know that android makes my neurodivergent ass feel happy and proud. Mans is different from literally everyone in existence but still kind and curious and valued. I also think seeing Lore exist would give him some… interesting conflicting emotions.

I can see him sitting with Stan some nights and watching TNG on a laptop together on the Stan-O-War II. Adorable.

Also Dipper is probably a Trekkie— meaning Mabel knows at least a bit about it too— and I expect they can geek out about it together. Ford shocks himself working in an experiment and curses in Klingon about it, and Dipper (who knows a little bit of Klingon) catches it and goes is that Klingon and they both get a little embarrassed about being geeks and then launch into a multiple hour discussion about their favorite series and characters.

concept:

dipper giving ford a list of all the significant sci fi media he missed out on in the past 30 years

ford got kicked out of his dimension in 1982.

return of the jedi came out in 1983. you know the luke i am your father plot twist in empire had him hooked and he spent many a night wondering about its resolution

aliens came out in 1986. there's no way ford didn't love the first one. i can only imagine his thoughts on the pivot the sequel made to becoming more of an action movie than a horror one

star trek the next generation came out in 1987. i don't know enough about the show to properly assess how much he'd love it (TNG fans feel free to hop in here) but my guess is he'd absolutely love that cool robot man everyone on here seems to like

x-files first aired in 1993. i don't think i need to convince anyone that he'd be obsessed.

the doctor who series got its revival in 2005. i don't think he'd have been a huge doctor who fan back in the day, but i'm sure he watched and enjoyed at least some of it. and the 10th doctor in particular would be extremely his shit

supernatural also came out in 2005 but i have never watched it and am not even going to try to touch that subject for fear of getting hanged by the neck til dead over potential mischaracterization (SPN fans feel free to hop in here)

and... the star wars prequels. dude. the star wars prequels. can you imagine

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