chaos-is-my-jam - I JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A TRASH CAN WHAT DO YOU WANT
I JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A TRASH CAN WHAT DO YOU WANT

18, usually she/they, BI DISASTER (my only personality trait)

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I Actually Think That Viktor And Misty Met Through Jackie, Since Misty Grew Up On The Same Streets As

I actually think that Viktor and Misty met through Jackie, since Misty grew up on the same streets as Jack and Vik was training him.

Jackie introduced them to each other when he found out Viktor was looking for a place to open his clinic and he just happened to know Misty - sweet owner of the esoterica with a perfect place to rent for Vik.

Viktor’s generosity? Didn’t come from nowhere. He was kinda broke when he was looking for a place to rent and Misty told him that he can just pay her later, when he’ll have enough money. She even gave him golden maneki neko - for luck with gaining said money. Viktor learned a thing or two from Misty about trust and kindness.

Even though Vik doesn’t believe in spirituals he still goes to Misty for his weekly tarot reading. Gotta know what fate has planned for you, right?

Misty is the one to check on Viktor when he’s staying in the clinic late and bring him essentials. Blanket? Check. Takeout? Check. Herbal tea? Check. Gentle lecture about taking care of yourself because Vik might be a workaholik? Check.

It was actually Vik that set Misty and Jackie together. He brought Jack back to earth from “im the best every gal wants me” kinda thinking and pushed him towards Misty who liked Jackie for quite some time but knew that Jackie... isn’t the most constant person when it comes to feelings. Viktor had quite a heart-to-heart with Jackie about it and Jack stopped putting up that “tough ladies man” persona so much. Then Jackie talked to Misty about feelings and it turned out that it was match made in heaven... I mean in Viktor’s clinic.

MISTY PAINTS VIKTORS NAILS AND YOU CAN’T TELL ME OTHERWISE. It usually happens during weekly tarot readings along with drinking tea and gossiping. 

Viktor actually started doubting if there really isn’t any greater force when he was loosing a patient and Misty showed up, seemingly out of nowhere and helped him save the guy bleeding out on the operating chair while keeping her cool like a champ. He still doesn’t really know if there is something but he knows for sure that Misty is an angel.

Ok so I really wanna know how the whole Viktor, Misty, and Jackie friendship happened????

Like I kinda imagine that Viktor and Misty knew each other first (though I can't even begin to imagine HOW they met, that would be something fun to think about....) before Jackie got involved.

Jackie sure as hell wasn't expecting to get one of those 'You better not fucking hurt her' talks from Viktor, but damn if he wasn't gonna take that to heart. Even after that it still took Jackie almost a whole year to show Misty that he was worth her time.

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4 years ago

Viktor strikes me as a person who:

would find that one button up that finally fits and buy three of each available color because 1. he that huge the buttons in other shirts hold onto each other for dear life and if he breathes there is possibility of shooting someone with a stray button 2. he just doesn't like change

gives great bear hugs

wears two different socks (don't ask why, I just know he does)

would wear colorful nail polish if Misty and/or V would want to paint his nails and wouldn't give a fuck about it (lets be real - he would own it)

likes doodling - some days at the clinic are boring, he's not in the mood for watching boxing matches and he will just doodle whatever he feels like at the moment

plays the "im old" card to avoid gatherings and likes to say he's older than he is (you have not even one silver hair on your head Viktor you ain't foolin' me)

would genuinely tear up a little if someone (V, Misty or Jackie) surprised him out of blue with food on his working day - like really went to get food for him because he works so hard to save lives and is an amazing friend and deserves to be spoiled from time to time (A L W A Y S)

likes quiet rainy days at the clinic - no emergencies, no patients, just him, coffee and sound of rain resonating through his little slice of peace in this chaos of a dumpster that Night City is

Lately i've been thinking about him a little too much hnnnnnnngg... I love this senior citizen...


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4 years ago

Y E S

I Saw That Meme And Immediately Thoughtbig V EnergyPlease Tell Me This Hasnt Been Done Before

I saw that meme and immediately thought “big V energy”  Please tell me this hasn’t been done before


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4 years ago

I support it. I love it. Vik indeed gives MAJOR grill dad vibes. BEAUTIFUL.

Vik totally likes to grill he not like Night City's greatest but he makes a pretty good burger. Every so often he asks the kid and friends (V, Jackie, Misty etc.) invites them to the roof of his apartment or something like that and they have a small cook out just for them.

Cool beer, a few friends and a good time.


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4 years ago

i love it and i love you even more for it

Disaster Dilf And Reckless Dumbass

disaster dilf and reckless dumbass

4 years ago

Y E S. PERFECT.

Obsessed With @ddeadbots Bbq Headcanon And The Thought Of Vik Just Wearing Dumbass Aprons (vik Pics From

obsessed with @ddeadbot’s bbq headcanon and the thought of vik just wearing dumbass aprons (vik pics from @dustysalmon)

v x vik headcanon brainworm: vik wears the ever-typical “kiss the cook/chef” apron specifically so he can get mess with v but then it backfires on him, smthn like

vik: “aaaaand here’s one perfectly-seared hamburger for my favourite scraggly merc!”

v: “ha, ha, very funny. now give it here, thank you!” *goes to take it*

vik: “ah - not so fast. you forgot one thing...” *points to the “kiss the cook” apron while clacking tongs, holding plate just out of reach, definitely half-joking, definitely also hoping they will*

v: “...are you serious right now?”

vik: “sorry, v, i don’t make the rules. gonna need a peck riiiiiiight here—“ *points to his cheek with raised eyebrows* “—if you wanna get your hands on this hamburger.”

v: “YOU DIDN’T MAKE JACKIE—”

jackie in the background: “actually—“

vik: *in a mocking voice* “oh, woe is this hamburger, brought into this universe only to be rejected, just like its cook!” *stops dicking around, starts to hand the plate to v* “okay, nah, I’m just messing around with ya, v, here y—“

v: *smirking, kisses vik deadass on the lips, taking their plate from him as he stands there, just blinking and trying to process what just happened* “thanks for the hamburger, viky!” *walks off*

vik: “huh. o-okay.” *proceeds to barely be able to function around v for the rest of the night*


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