You Know What I Really Want From Cyberpunk? Drunk Texts. Let V Get Wasted And Then Text Everyone Some

You know what I really want from cyberpunk? Drunk texts. Let V get wasted and then text everyone some random stupid shit. Let Johnny just stand there and look at V with utter disappointment.

Thats what DLC should be like tbh

V chooses “quiet life” over “blaze of glory” in their conversation with Dex and it results in them politely shaking his hand, exiting his car and returning to Viktor to tell him “hey you were right that guy seems like bad news can I just help out around here instead?”

Rest of the game’s just passing medical tools to the big hunky back-alley doctor while he regales V with boxing trivia and stories from his trauma team days.

haha dont think of yr mc having to kill romanced astarion bc hes gone back under cazadors control & having to stab him w his own knife while he experiences a brief moment of hesitation & there being like a cutscene or whatever of astarion dying in yr mc's arms haha

It's finally 2021 and I want to make an announcement:

I FUCKING LOVE VIKTOR WITH EVERY SINGLE CELL IN MY BODY FCUK HOW MUCH CAN YOU LOVE ONE GODDAMN MAN HES LIKE A BEAR WITH BACK AS FCUKIN WIDE AS THREE-DOOR WARDROBE BUT HES ALSO A TEDDY BEAR FOR FUCKS SAKE PUT SOME CHROME IN MY BODY DOC

Thank you.

I support it. I love it. Vik indeed gives MAJOR grill dad vibes. BEAUTIFUL.

Vik totally likes to grill he not like Night City's greatest but he makes a pretty good burger. Every so often he asks the kid and friends (V, Jackie, Misty etc.) invites them to the roof of his apartment or something like that and they have a small cook out just for them.

Cool beer, a few friends and a good time.

i love it and i love you even more for it

disaster dilf and reckless dumbass