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You know what I really want from cyberpunk? Drunk texts. Let V get wasted and then text everyone some random stupid shit. Let Johnny just stand there and look at V with utter disappointment.
cursed, maybe
BUT
Kerry taking a liking on River--
(I know River is straight but bear with me on this gay conundrum)
"Really? Stark contrast."
"I'm not as bright and young as I used to be, I know."
A little fake screenshot I made for fun out of boredom; the girl in the pic is my V, Coda, during her younger years
Full pic down the cut
She 🥺
The only people who can call V by his/her real name:
Mama Welles, their SO, Jackie, and Johnny
Edit: @xvalkyx is 100% correct misty and vic are allowed too
Was it just me or was the River quest ending weirdly flirty, like I was playing my V as only attracted to women so it was kinda weird to me (I could have accidentally hit a wrong dialog option too). I dont remember Judy's being so overtly flirty without my input but I could have just not noticed.
Also full on no hate to anyone who romanced River he just ain't for me
Hey cyberpunk peeps I got a treat for you I hope you all enjoy straight from my YouTube enjoy
https://youtu.be/aLgADgKiqPo
Have fun peeps
Guys since I'm thirsting over Oda in full uniform what's something your thirsting over in cyberpunk?
Welcome to NC99 becuase I need to do a parody of B99. Hope you all enjoy.
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Vexrin calling Takemura: well rememebr when you told me not to burn down the hideout.
Takemura closing his eye ready: you burnt down the hideout?
Vexrin shocked: no!, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story!
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Vesper to Kerry: I wasn't hurt that badly the doctors said all my bleeding was internal. Th st where the blood is supposed to be.
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Johnny: trust me, it's gonna be fine
Valcorian: really? Becuase you said that about 'just talking to Rogue' Johnny
Johnny: oh!, well its not gonna be fine
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Vesper, Vexrin, Vishnu and Valcioran all about their significant other: I've only have them for a day and a half but if anything happens to (Kerry, Oda, Goro, Johnny) I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself
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Vexrin: Vishnu I screwed up, big time.
Vishnu: Vexrin given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific
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Vesper: what are these?
Vexrin: these Vesper are STDs
Kerry: what are you talking about, buddy?
Vexrin: Save The Dates for Oda's and my wedding.
Everyone: .....
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River: I'm not a thug, I'm police!!
Valcorian: okay, then name one law
River: don't kill people
Valcorian: that's on me, i set the bar too low
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Vishnu: why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it
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Vishnu: and how exactly will you stop me.
Vexrin: we'll call your husband
Vishnu looking shocked and kinda proud of Vexrin
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Oda being picked up by Vishnu: do I weigh anything to you?
Vishnu: no. it's like holding a couple of grapes
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Panam: you need to man up
Vesper: sexist
Panam:.....
Vesper: sorry but I don't see gender, Sir
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Valcorian: IT'S A SUICIDE MISSON!
Johnny: THEN PREPARE FOR DEATH!
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Vexrin: anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out chooms
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Oda angry and crying: I'm sorry
Vishnu: oh... Sandayu. crying I don't know what to do.
Vishnu starts patting his head: this feels wrong
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River: I need someone to fill line up. Will you be psycho Vishnu?
Vishnu: oh, I love being psycho Vishnu, he says what normal Vishnu's thinking.
*Later*
Vishnu: THIS IS TAKING TO LONG!!
Vishnu: IM GONNA MISS FARMERS MARKET!!
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I'll make some more but enjoy these
CD Projekt Red really saw everybody out here yelling “fuck the police” and decided to go make River “I’ll google recipes to make you think I know how to cook for you and my sister’s family” Ward just to make everyone feel conflicted about just how literal they wanted to get. Thank you, CD! The discourse is hilarious!
It’s safe to say I avoid that mission as much as humanly possible. Beside I can’t be the only one who does this
V: V. Just V. Only people who know me real well can use my real name
yeah but this guy isn't a gay romance option so 0/10
You can fuck dudes in Cyberpunk 2077. 10/10 game. Amazing. Masterpiece