You Know What I Want A Picture Of? Junkrat.

You know what I want a picture of? Junkrat.

You wanna know what picture I specifically want? Junkrat in a suit.

So now I'm going to draw Junkrat in a suit.

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This cracks me up LMFAO

Things I've heard my (cis/het) brother say while he's been in college for the last year:

-(Heard over the phone) “I don’t care WHAT is in your pants or what you identify as, GET THE FUCKING PISS OFF THE TOILET SEAT” - “I don’t get why some men like to call themselves straight and then say they’d never date a Trans woman because honestly if you’re willing to exclude an entire subsection of women based on something so stupid you’re probably not worth their time anyways” -“I don’t know why some guys worry about gay men in the locker rooms because if I was a gay guy, even I wouldn’t date me. I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days.“ -(Over spring break) “How the fuck do you make Kraft mac&cheese” -“What do you mean it’s written on the box– WAIT SHIT IT IS” -“I hit on a lesbian two weeks ago in the SU without knowing it and I still feel bad about it” -“I honestly think I’d prefer living with a (Trans) person at this point because if they’re even as half as cool as you then it’s got to be better than living with two 19 year old boys who have fucking competitions of who can piss farther on the ceiling” -“For some reason even in college guys don’t seem to get that the only reason I get so many girls’ numbers is because I treat them like I would treat anyone else” -“No seriously they think you have to act uninterested or like a dick for some reason” -“No I don’t know why they think hitting on a lesbian is anything but a lot of secondhand embarrassment for the rest of us” -“My roommate came into the room looking really dejected and when I asked why he said that he spent hours talking to this girl just to find out that she had a boyfriend the whole time and didn’t say anything” (And after me asking why it mattered) “I dunno, apparently he doesn’t understand the concept of friends” -(After me saying I don’t get heterosexuals sometimes) “Even I don’t understand straight guys little dude, and I am one”

EVERY FUCKING DAY.

I've been getting follows from these (I assume) bots every fucking day since the 11th and it's passing me off. They're all names with 2-3 numbers after them that have women as their pfps with NOTHING posted and the description is a fucking link to their onlyfans.

I'm done. I'm so fucking done with these bots.

So, I made this sandwich in Pokémon Violet containing ham, lettuce, onions, 2 helpings of jalapeños, butter, mayo, olive oil, and cream cheese and it looked really REALLY good.

(Trust me)

So I decided to make it for lunch minus the onions and the specific bread, didn't have them, and uhh...

I ain't sure this will be good. The condinent combo smelled weird and I think it may ruin it.

I'm also letting my game run while there's a picnic so the Pokémon can have some fun while I eat lunch.

I will update to inform you on how it goes. I ain't optimistic about this.

Edit: Holy shit I was so God damn wrong that was so fucking delicious-

Tumblr has become a dangerous place for me...I can't look on my recommend bc of potential spoilers. Thankfully all I've seen was a pic of Emmet and that fire lady from team star from the trailer walking side by side so ya.