I Once Handed A Customer Back Her Change And Said "please Pull Up To The Next Window!"

I once handed a customer back her change and said "please pull up to the next window!"

........it wasn't even a drive thru

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

This post snowballed rather quickly

not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]

#MarvelUniverseLive (at BB&T Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsi9dPNn1MbOvkdiU5LHNcH4GXsmW7eZXdgmuE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8ht6ro8ldrfr

These guys are the best thing to happen to Twitter since Twitter

My love for you was bulletproof

but you're the one who shot me

every time you see this post (you don’t have to but it’s fun) reblog it with a new song quote

can’t say the same song quote

can be from any genre

(i saw this and thought it would be fun!)

“i’m not scared to be seen! i make no apologies! THIS IS ME!”

#relatable