Freudian Slips - Tumblr Posts

I once handed a customer back her change and said "please pull up to the next window!"

........it wasn't even a drive thru

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

Freudian slips are mad..

I was talking yesterday in therapy. We'd been talking about how some things are always going to be a struggle with disability And I go, "one must imagine syphilis happy" (meaning to say "one must imagine Sisyphus happy")

My therapist looks at me, cracks up laughing and says "well, I do hope you don't have syphilis"

...anyway, I'm now pushing an STI up a hill, constantly.