Wesley: If You Bite It And You Die, Its Poisonous. If It Bites You And You Die, Its Venomous.

Wesley: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Vladimir: What if it bites me and it dies?

Anatoly: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, bratan, learn to listen.

Francis: What if it bites itself and I die?

Fisk: It’s voodoo.

Francis: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Wesley: That’s correlation, not causation.

Vladimir: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Anatoly: That’s kinky.

Wesley: *facepalm* Oh my god.

Uh oh. Shots fired.

I literally finished Daredevil last night. Next step is Jessica Jones then LC. 

Exclusive Photos of Marvel’s The Defenders

So, let’s just pretend that Anatoly read Harry Potter and couldn’t help but notice that they’re ‘employer’ is technically ‘He Who Shall Not be Named’. I’m sleep deprived with an unhealthy amount of sugar in my system, and I found this frickin’ hilarious. I’m so sorry. (Reblog with my crappy description so there’s context. That is all.)

Oof. Those look like they hurt.

@incantu I’m more hung up on the fact that he knew WHY you screamed