Wesley: If You Bite It And You Die, Its Poisonous. If It Bites You And You Die, Its Venomous.

Wesley: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Vladimir: What if it bites me and it dies?

Anatoly: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, bratan, learn to listen.

Francis: What if it bites itself and I die?

Fisk: It’s voodoo.

Francis: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Wesley: That’s correlation, not causation.

Vladimir: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Anatoly: That’s kinky.

Wesley: *facepalm* Oh my god.

This ^ is accurate, that was indeed me. I thought it would get better, then i got to 02x13 (I literally finished season 2 last night)

Marvel, my bae. My joy. The light of my inner fangirl’s life. Why? WHY DO YOU HURT US SO!!!

Cannon has been hurting all over lately. Could someone direct me to some less angsty fanfic? 

Watching the rest of Daredevil season 1 after ep 4 like 

@incantu I’m more hung up on the fact that he knew WHY you screamed

OP please tell us about her reaction. I’m DYING to know

this is great🌈

What a way to revive my childhood memories while simultaneously crushing them in one fell swoop

Can’t believe I’m finding out 2 1/2 years later

RIP Jovian, or more commonly known on TV as Zoboomafoo. He passed away today on November 11, 2014 at the age of 20. I hope he’s swinging around lemur heaven right now.

See Jensen! “Destiel” was really your own fault. You have no one to blame but yourself