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...Calm down Bucky. Its not that bad. *Sees the news on tv * On second thoughts... *Helps him pack * Have a great time in the freezer
Peter: So World War III just started
Bucky: [packing his bags] Put me back in the freezer
Plot twist: It’s Dum Dum’s. He shaved it off before he could loose all his hair and forced his grand-kids to keep it as a family heirloom
im dead
Wesley: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Vladimir: What if it bites me and it dies?
Anatoly: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, bratan, learn to listen.
Francis: What if it bites itself and I die?
Fisk: It’s voodoo.
Francis: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Wesley: That’s correlation, not causation.
Vladimir: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Anatoly: That’s kinky.
Wesley: *facepalm* Oh my god.